Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:57 pm

Aside from suicide bombings, head choppings & airline hijackings, that is

Muslim fury grows at Pope's speech
Last updated at 13:42pm on 15th September 2006

Muslim activists burn an effigy of Pope Benedict XVI during a protest in Srinagar, India.

The furore over comments made by Pope Benedict about the Islamic concept of Holy War continues to grow. Today British Muslims joined in, fiercely criticising his remarks.

The pontiff was accused of falling into "the trap of bigots and racists" with the comments he made on a visit to Germany.

Last night Vatican officials were scrambling to defend the comments, saying the Pope had never intended to offend Muslims.

During a speech, he quoted a 14th century Byzantine emperor who said the prophet Mohammed had brought "things only evil and inhuman".
But Britain's Ramadhan Foundation, a youth organisation based in Rochdale, reacted angrily to the comments, comparing the Pope unfavourably to his predecessor John Paul II.

In a statement it said: "If the Pope wanted to attack Islam and Prophet Muhammad teachings he could have been brave enough to say it personally without quoting a 14th century Byzantine Christian emperor.

"The late Pope John Paul II spent over 25 years to build bridges and links with the Muslim community. He showed the world that its perception of Islam was false and that we are peace-loving people.

"The Ramadhan Foundation is disappointed that the current Pope has not followed the example of his predecessor; it is essential in today's world that we link together and encourage a wider understanding of our different faiths, celebrating our religious differences is essential in a ever expanding world."

Muhammad Umar, chairman of the foundation, said: "This attack on Islam and Prophet Muhammad by Pope Benedict is recognition that he has fallen into the trap of the bigots and racists when it comes to judging Islam on the actions of a small number of extreme elements."

The Pope's speech quoted from a book recounting a conversation between 14th century Byzantine Christian Emperor Manuel Paleologos II and an educated Persian on the truths of Christianity and Islam.

"The emperor comes to speak about the issue of jihad, holy war," the Pope said.

"He said, I quote, 'Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached'."

Benedict described the phrases on Islam as "brusque", while neither explicitly agreeing with nor repudiating them.

Pakistan's parliament condemned the "derogatory" remarks today and demanded an apology. The country's foreign ministry said they were "regrettable" and claimed they would encourage violence.

Vatican spokesman the Rev Federico Lombardi issued a statement defending the speech after Pope Benedict returned to Rome. "It certainly wasn't the intention of the Pope to carry out a deep examination of jihad (holy war) and on Muslim thought on it, much less to offend the sensibility of Muslim believers," he said.

He insisted that the pontiff wanted to "cultivate an attitude of respect and dialogue toward the other religions and cultures, obviously also toward Islam".

But Turkey's top Islamic cleric Ali Bardakoglu asked Benedict to apologise and made a string of accusations against Christianity, raising tensions ahead of a planned papal visit to the country in November.

He said he was deeply offended by the remarks and called them "extraordinarily worrying, saddening and unfortunate".

The 57-nation Organisation of the Islamic Conference, based in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, said it regretted "the Pope's quote and for the other falsifications". Militant Islamic websites also attacked the Pope

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:04 pm

When you're a muzzie, you take whatever kind of party you can get.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:07 pm

Muzzies: Damn the Pope for inflaming!

Everyone else: How's that "supressing the crazed jihad facet of your faith" going?

Muzzies: We'll get to that after we're done speaking out against everyone who has been bombed by them.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:10 pm

The only difference between Cuda and the muzzies is a matter of degree.

When the muzzies get offended off they burn effigies, shoot guns in the air and stuff.
When Cudes gets offended off he just posts a C&P.

I'll have to say, the muzzies are hella more fun.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:11 pm

That damn Pope, how dare he insult the religion of Peace.

Sin,
Mehmet Ali Agca

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:11 pm

Muzzies: Things get blowed up.

Cuda: Things get blowed.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:12 pm

Okay, so they flew off the handle with the Danish cartoons, but I can see where they'd get pissed off about this. If the Muslim Imams started slamming Jesus, it's not like you wouldn't hear christian leaders getting pissed. Granted, the Christers wouldn't be in the street burning shit because of it...

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:13 pm

OCmike wrote:the Christers wouldn't be in the street burning shit because of it...

Christers have nice shit. Muzzies have crap covered in filth and goat dung. Might as well burn it.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:17 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Muzzies: Things get blowed up.

Cuda: Things get blowed.

You're getting me mixed up with BlondieBabe

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:20 pm

Okay, so they flew off the handle with the Danish cartoons, but I can see where they'd get pissed off about this. If the Muslim Imams started slamming Jesus, it's not like you wouldn't hear christian leaders getting pissed. Granted, the Christers wouldn't be in the street burning shit because of it...

I WOULD DECLARE BAPTIST JIHAD!

I WOULD PREVENT THE MUSLIMS FROM DANCING AND MAKE THEM WEAR GREEN SPORTCOATS!

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:21 pm

Cuda wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:You're getting me mixed up with BlondieBabe

I have no idea about your pole-smoking prowess. I just saw the opportunity and took the joke.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:47 pm

The late Pope John Paul II spent over 25 years to build bridges and links with the Muslim community. He showed the world that its perception of Islam was false and that we are peace-loving people.

The country's foreign ministry said they were "regrettable" and claimed they would encourage violence.

ok.....pick just one. You can't be both peace loving and violent.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:04 pm

A German racist?!? I ain't buyin' it!

Sin,

Pakistan's parliament condemned the "derogatory" remarks today and demanded an apology. The country's foreign ministry said they were "regrettable" and claimed they would encourage violence.

And we all know that it takes a helluva lotta encouragement before those kind, peace-loving folks turn to violence.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:04 pm

Wonder what they'd think of this:

http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2006/ ... ophet.html

Gates of Vienna Gallery

Thursday, August 03, 2006
Mahomet the Pædophile Prophet
by Baron Bodissey

Continuing in our new role as a clearinghouse for Mock-the-Muslims humor, Gates of Vienna presents the following piece of light verse, composed by Edward M. Bridle of Newcastle, Australia:

Mahomet the Pædophile Prophet

Mahomet, Mahomet the pædophile prophet
Rode on a camel until he fell off it.
Up went his heels and he fell on his head.
Everyone thought that Mahomet was dead,
But “A blow to the head is so good for the brains,”
Mahomet the pædophile prophet explains.

Mahomet, Mahomet the pædophile prophet
Said he saw angels. They all said “Come off it.
“It’s all the result of that blow to the head.
“You ought to be seeing a doctor instead.”
But “It’s not a delusion. My vision persists,”
Mahomet the pædophile prophet insists.

Mahomet, Mahomet the pædophile prophet
Heard them all laughing. Mahomet said “Stop it!”
He jumped on his camel and rode far away.
He said “I’ll return and get vengeance some day.
“They’ve got no respect for my poor, aching brains,”
Mahomet the pædophile prophet complains.

* * * * *

Mahomet, Mahomet the pædophile prophet
Thought up a plan, and thought nothing could top it.
“If they won’t believe me, I’ll kill them all dead.
“If anyone laughs, then I’ll chop off his head.
“It’s not a delusion if no-one complains,”
Mahomet the pædophile prophet maintains.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Readers with Terpsichorean skills might consider setting these lines to music…

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:24 pm

Mikey wrote:When the muzzies get offended off they burn effigies, shoot guns in the air and stuff.
When Cudes gets offended off he just posts a C&P.

Yeah! Screw the shitty C&P tactics! Hyperlinks are the real deal yo!

Sin,

B42

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:18 pm

Fucking hell, Cuda...is there ANY news story about Muslims that you can't resist jumping on and humping the fuck out of?

I'd like to know what Pope Benedickhead said after he uncorked that quote, but either way, he's a fuckwit.

Personally, I'm bored with religious leaders playing 'My Imaginary God Is Better Than Your Imaginary God'.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:43 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote: Christers have nice shit.

and wives that look like Tammy Fay Baker

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:32 am

Nishlord wrote:Fucking hell, Cuda...is there ANY news story about Muslims that you can't resist jumping on and humping the fuck out of?

I'd like to know what Pope Benedickhead said after he uncorked that quote, but either way, he's a fuckwit.

Personally, I'm bored with religious leaders playing 'My Imaginary God Is Better Than Your Imaginary God'.

Oh, Irony...

But nevermind. YOU'VE got a gay bar down the street from your office, so you obviously have bode on the Vatican

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 6:58 am

The Gay down the street of the office I worked in years ago was real. I'm still waiting for proof on God. And anyway, if someone of the Pope's standing commented on the percieved violence inherent in American culture, I'm sure you'd be the first to weigh in with a reasoned, well thought-out comment.

That Pope effigy on the news last night was bang out of order, though. I think they'd got him mixed up with Rayden out of Mortal Kombat.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:09 am

Nishlord wrote:The Gay down the street of the office I worked in years ago was real. I'm still waiting for proof on God.

Take one up the ass in the bathroom from one of the boys in the bar down the street and you'll be calling out for him to help you for sure.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:20 am

Smackie Chan wrote:A German racist?!? I ain't buyin' it!

Sin,

Hitler

Too bad he was Austrian.

Oh, that is right, you meant the people he influenced.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:13 pm

Does anyone doubt that hate-rhetoric coming from Islam is not scarce?

That said, STFU, Pope. Get your own house in order.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:23 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:A German racist?!? I ain't buyin' it!

Sin,

Hitler
Too bad he was Austrian.

If your implication is that because he was born in Austria, he wasn't German, then I guess it's fair to say that Henry Kissinger and Arnold Schwarzenegger aren't Americans. Yeah, maybe I'm stretching things here, but I think being granted German citizenship and becoming German Chancellor qualified ol' Adolf as being ... German!

Feel free to stick to discussions about other topics about which you're ignorant, like plane crashes.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:45 pm

"German" identity is not what you seem to think, TVO. An Austrian Hitler was every bit as "German" as was a Bavarian farmer.

In German culture, "German" identity is not, and never has been, defined by borders such as the one that exists between Austria and Germany today.

The point is, it's wrong to assume that Austrians are not "German". The name itself, Österreich, means "eastern realm". Bavarians are Bavarians...Swabians are Swabians...Saxons are Saxons, Linzers are Linzers - all are "German".

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:58 pm

The pope already 'apologized' ...... sort of.
Said he "esteems muslims, who adore the only God."

Makes sense to me.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:37 pm

I dont give a shit what the Muslims think about what the Pope said...nor do I give a shit about what the Pope says.

The Catholic Church has screwed up Christianity more than the Muslims ever could.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:12 pm

Totally agree.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:20 pm

Of couse you do, you're a dipshit

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:42 pm

"QQMF"

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:49 pm

Now I'm sure of it.

Muslims grow the worst beards in the history of facial hair. Hell, my granny's 4 whiskers on the end of her chin looks better than the collection of vermin glued to the chins of that rabble rousing lot. Time to come up with a turban that covers everything from the scalp to the middle of the back.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:22 pm

RACK! Junk-Chin, btw

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:15 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
Nishlord wrote:The Gay down the street of the office I worked in years ago was real. I'm still waiting for proof on God.
Take one up the ass in the bathroom from one of the boys in the bar down the street and you'll be calling out for him to help you for sure.

I actually walked past that bar today on a rare sojurn to London. Only sheer willpower, a sense of decency inate in all Englishmen, and the fact that he doesn't live there anymore stopped me from going to the toilets and writing warren's phone number on the wall.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:25 am

Mississippi Neck wrote:I dont give a shit what the Muslims think about what the Pope said...nor do I give a shit about what the Pope says.

The Catholic Church has screwed up Christianity more than the Muslims ever could.

Catholics don't give a shit what you think, either...and (sorry to ruin your day) I'm quite sure that Christianity will survive, with or without your approval.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:35 am

If you read it without getting riled up, you would see that I am slamming the Vatican not Catholics in general. I think the powers to be in Rome have steered their flock to believe blindly in their version of the "Truth and the Way". Blind allegiance to some old fart dressed in robes in Rome is not, in my opinion, what Jesus would have wanted. Just sayin..

And again, if you had read closer I didn't say anything about the survival of Christianity. It can and will survive anything the Vatican can throw at it. Dont get your altar boy panties in a wad, ok?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:04 am

JCT wrote:

Maybe they were chanting "OTSP" yes?

OR, this could be like those Ryan Newman NASCAR commercials where he shaves a #12 into The Young Guns' unshaven faces, but the Muzzie prank was to tape on bad beards in a commercial for Al-Jizzeara?

OR, they were just angry that day?

They just need to lighten up.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:06 am

Slam the Pope, you're slamming Catholics "in general", ok?

Say what you want about the short comings of Catholicism, but these folks have a LOT going for them. They must have been doing something right these past 2000 years.

That said, I'm not a practicing Catholic...nor do I partake of any religion other than my own personal relationship with the power greater than me that I choose to call God....but I was raised Catholic, and will be damned before I let anyone get by with blaspheming my mothers faith unchallenged.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:17 am

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAALLLLLL!!!!!!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:23 am

RACK. I was thinking the same thing when I saw that pic.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:36 am

Really?

When I saw that pic, I was impressed by the overhead power lines.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:37 am

War Wagon wrote:I was raised Catholic, and will be damned before I let anyone get by with blaspheming my mothers faith unchallenged.

Then you're a damned dick, Whitey.

What, exactly, is this challenge you plan to mount?