Is there ANYTHING that doesn't offend the muzzies?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:40 am

Are you challenging me to a duel, Smackless Chan?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:42 am

War Wagon wrote:Are you challenging me to a duel, Smackless Chan?

I wasn't the one who said I was challenging anything, or letting someone else's opinion go unchallenged. Besides, it wouldn't be sporting for me to engage in a duel with an unarmed opponent.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:48 am

Yet, you opened that maw anyways, as if you were all about something and had something worth reading, of which that ain't happening.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:51 am

War Wagon wrote:Yet, you opened that maw anyways, as if you were all about something and had something worth reading, of which that ain't happening.

And yet you still read it, and responded.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:53 am

You asked for it.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:59 am

War Wagon wrote:You asked for it.

So you're such an accommodating guy that all someone has to do is ask for something, and you provide it? In that case, I'm asking that you send your sister over to give me a blowjob. How long should I wait? Will it be before or after you answer my question about how you intend to challenge Miss Neck's slamming of your mommy's religion?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:15 am

Smackie Chan wrote: Will it be before or after you answer my question about how you intend to challenge Miss Neck's slamming of your mommy's religion?

That already happened, or did you fail to notice?

What's wrong with you?

Why are so stupid?

Maybe that you need to convert, yes?

Damn questions...

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:49 am

War Wagon wrote:but I was raised Catholic, and will be damned before I let anyone get by with blaspheming my mothers faith unchallenged.

Gee that's odd. I seem to recall rather vividly you going off about your mother dying as an unbeliever and how upset you were about it.

Now you're claiming to have been raised by a devout catholic woman?

You are so full of shit whitey you sneeze flatulence.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:52 am

War Wagon wrote:
Maybe that you need to convert, yes?

ALLAH AKBAR!!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:04 am

JCT wrote:

ALLAH AKBAR!!!

You see how the Main Stream Media spins things?

These guys were merely standing in front of a television, watching the last World Cup, and apparently,
Adelpiero wasn't the only one outraged at Zidane's red card ejection.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:10 pm

They remind me of the gang in San Fierro in GTA:SA

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:43 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:...then I guess it's fair to say that Henry Kissinger and Arnold Schwarzenegger aren't Americans.

They are not American enough to be the POTUS now are they?

Nice try, but it doesn't change AH Nationality.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:23 pm

Cicatrix wrote:
Mikey wrote:When the muzzies get offended off they burn effigies, shoot guns in the air and stuff.
When Cudes gets offended off he just posts a C&P.

Yeah! Screw the shitty C&P tactics! Hyperlinks are the real deal yo!

Sin,

B42

Creux, why you want to fuck with me? You don't know me that well.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:27 pm

Warped Wagon wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote: Will it be before or after you answer my question about how you intend to challenge Miss Neck's slamming of your mommy's religion?
That already happened, or did you fail to notice?

Oh, is that was that was? It just reinforces my assertion (and the rest of the board's, for that matter) that you're an unarmed oaf.

Wart Whackin' wrote:Why are so stupid?

Let's revisit elementary school grammar. A sentence (even an interrogative one) requires two basic elements - a subject and a predicate. Can you review the abortion of a question you attempted above and identify which of those two elements is missing?

WornOut Wankin' wrote:Maybe that you need to convert, yes?

Maybe you need to convert to English-language correspondence, yes?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:59 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:...then I guess it's fair to say that Henry Kissinger and Arnold Schwarzenegger aren't Americans.
They are not American enough to be the POTUS now are they?

Nice try, but it doesn't change AH Nationality.

Oh, so now we're talkin' degrees of nationality? The two men I mentioned are American, just not American enough? Not that this shocks anyone, but you're KYOA on a number of different levels here. First, we'll deal with the issue of nationality, which is an absolute - you either are or you are not of a particular nationality (although it's possible to claim more than one); there's no quasi- or pseudo- about it. The two I mentioned are American, by definition:

na tion al i ty noun 1. the status of belonging to a particular nation, whether by birth or naturalization

So, since Hitler was a naturalized German citizen, his nationality, again, by definition, was German. [Self ass-kicking #1]

But let's go ahead and, for the sake of argument, assume that what you implied about Kissinger and the Governator was actually correct - that in order to be a real American, one must be eligible to become the nation's leader. If we substitute German for American, Hitler still meets the criterion to claim German nationality, since he became his country's Chancellor. [Self ass-kicking #2]

On a different, though not altogether unrelated, topic, were you one of the subjects of this study? Regardless, you do support and reinforce its corollary.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:13 pm

War Wagon wrote:Slam the Pope, you're slamming Catholics "in general", ok?

Say what you want about the short comings of Catholicism, but these folks have a LOT going for them. They must have been doing something right these past 2000 years.

That said, I'm not a practicing Catholic...nor do I partake of any religion other than my own personal relationship with the power greater than me that I choose to call God....but I was raised Catholic, and will be damned before I let anyone get by with blaspheming my mothers faith unchallenged.

Let me be more specific. I think organized religion in general has a LOT of shortcomings. Whether it be Catholic, Methodist, Jewish, whatever. I just think the Catholic faith with its old world symbolism, maniacal devotion to Mary, etc., has some issues that make for easy targets. Its not the good faithful people like your mother that I take issue with, rather, its the old Vatican leadership who protected child molesters to the detriment of their parishioners, yea verily, even sent these vultures back out to prey on other parishioners, that I have an issue with. UNFORGIVEABLE. No?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:33 pm

Nice, the religion of peace is calling for the execution of the Pope for quoting something said 500 yrs ago.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:39 pm

Yeah, there sure some errie similarities between Islam & the Vatican, Mississippidumbfuck:

The Pope must die, says Muslim
18.09.06

A notorious Muslim extremist told a demonstration in London yesterday that the Pope should face execution.

Anjem Choudary said those who insulted Islam would be "subject to capital punishment".

Should the Pope have apologised for his remarks? Vote here

His remarks came during a protest outside Westminster Cathedral on a day that worldwide anger among Muslim hardliners towards Pope Benedict XVI appeared to deepen.

The pontiff yesterday apologised for causing offence during a lecture last week. Quoting a medieval emperor, his words were taken to mean that he called the prophet Mohammed "evil and inhuman".

He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered.

A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.

Choudary's appeal for the death of Pope Benedict was the second time he has been linked with apparent incitement to murder within a year.

The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".

Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.

"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."

He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.

"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."

As well as placards attacking the Pope such as "Pope go to Hell", his followers outside the country's principal Roman Catholic church also waved slogans aimed at offending the sentiments of Christians such as "Jesus is the slave of Allah".

A Scotland Yard spokesman said of his comments: "We have had no complaints about this. There were around 100 people at the demonstration. It passed off peacefully and there were no arrests."

Larger Islamic groups in Britain said they accepted the Pope's apology. Inayat Bunglawala of the Muslim Council of Britain said: "The Vatican has moved quickly to deal with the hurt and we accept that.

"It was something that should never have happened - words of that nature were always likely to cause dismay - and we believe some of the Pope's advisers may have been at fault over his speech."

Yesterday's sermon by the Pope was the first time a pontiff has publicly said sorry.

He said he regretted Muslim reaction to his speech and stressed that the quotation did not reflect his personal opinion. Anger and violence - including attacks on seven churches in the West Bank and Gaza - have characterised one of the biggest international crises involving the Vatican in decades.

The Pope appeared determined to move quickly to try to defuse the anger but the fury of many radicals was unabated last night and there were fears for his safety.

Iraqi jihadists issued a video of a scimitar slicing a cross in two, intercut with images of Benedict and the burning Twin Towers.

The website run in the name of the Mujahedeen Army, used by extremist groups who have claimed responsibility for attacks in Iraq, was addressed to "You dog of Rome" and threatened to "shake your thrones and break your crosses in your home".

In a reference to suicide bombing, it said: "We swear to God to send you people who adore death as much as you adore life."

The threat of violence against Catholics and Christians was emphasised by the murder of an Italian nun in Somalia. Sister Leonella, 66, was shot as she walked from the children's hospital where she worked to her house in Mogadishu, a city recently taken over by an Islamic government.

A Vatican spokesman said he feared her death was "the fruit of violence and irrationality arising from the current situation".

Father Frederico Lombardi said he hoped it was an isolated event. "We are worried about this wave of hatred and hope it doesn't have any grave consequences for the Church around the world," he said.

The murder suggested that extremists are determined to use the Pope's embarrassment as an excuse for violence.

In Turkey, state minister Mehmet Aydin said the Pope seemed to be saying he was sorry for the outrage but not necessarily for his remarks.

"You either have to say this, 'I'm sorry' in a proper way or not say it at all," he told reporters in Istanbul.

There were fierce denunciations of the pontiff from Iran. The English-language Tehran Times called his lecture in Bavaria last week "code words for a new crusade".

The powerful cleric Ahmad Khatami told theological students in the holy city of Qom: The "Pope should fall on his knees in front of a senior Muslim cleric and try to understand Islam."

But the Turkish government signalled it was content and that the Pope's visit to the country in November can go ahead.

In his sermon yesterday at the Papal summer residence of Castel Gandolfo outside Rome, Benedict spoke amid strengthened security.

He said: "I am deeply sorry for the reactions in some countries to a few passages of my address at the University of Regensburg, which were considered offensive to the sensibility of Muslims.

"These in fact were a quotation from a medieval text, which do not in any way express my personal thought. I hope this serves to appease hearts and to clarify the true meaning of my address."

No other Pope is thought to have made such an apology.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:40 pm

He should really piss them off and tell them to stop wiping their ass with a bare hand.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:10 pm

Ben should have whipped out his Papal schlong and whizzed on the Muzzie's pant legs.

They drop like flies when you invalidate their Ghusuls.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:38 pm

Fester's right

Pope Benny said he was sorry the muzzies reacted so badly

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:39 pm

Urine-splashing...sure to ensue

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:40 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Ben should have whipped out his Papal schlong and whizzed on the Muzzie's pant legs.

They drop like flies when you invalidate their Ghusuls.

Piss on your leg, bad Ghusul.

Shit on your hand, party on.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:14 pm

JCT wrote:He should really piss them off and tell them to stop wiping their ass with a bare hand.

And then issue an apology saying he's sorry that they got pissed about what he said. Not sorry for saying it, just sorry that they got their panties wadded up over it.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:24 pm

mvscal wrote:
JCT wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:Ben should have whipped out his Papal schlong and whizzed on the Muzzie's pant legs.

They drop like flies when you invalidate their Ghusuls.

Piss on your leg, bad Ghusul.

Shit on your hand, party on.
So you just don't eat with that hand. What's the big deal?

Unless of course you happen to be born with only one hand(left), or get it cut off for violating the law, or are hopelessly lefthanded.

But on the bright side, at least you will always be thin.

There's nothing more unappealing than tasting shit in your sandwich, or so I've heard.

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:06 pm

The Pope should get a cowboy hat made of that picnic-tablecloth material the A's wear, get a guitar and calm them all down with a song.
You probably know the melody..I penned the lyrics..have at it, (and apologies to George Cromarty)

I don't care if you think I'm uptight
'Cause I got a plastic Shiite
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car.
You also think I'm really nutty
But Allah wants me good and bloody
Things are going very well so far.

I hate my neighbors, they're a bunch of loonies
'Cause they all have plastic Sunnis
Ridin' on the dashboard of their trucks.
They won't obey our beloved leaders
They're a sorry lot of bottom feeders
They're a bunch of faithless phony schmucks.

I know we Muzzies look undecided
Which Allah's with me when the bombs you've guided,
Blow my wife's and son's parts near and far.
Allah wants the Tigris' waters
Colored with blood from my two daughters
And my guts splattered on the dashboard of my car.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:41 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:The two men I mentioned are American, just not American enough?

The point was they were not born Americans, much in the way Hitler was not born a German.

"The Minister of the Interior of the state of Brunswick appoint Hitler as attaché of the legation of Brunswick. By becoming an attaché, Hitler automatically became a German citizen (February 25, 1932)."

So yes he became a German when he was 30 some-odd years old. He died about 12 years later. There were plenty of Real German Racists you could have picked, it's not my fault you picked one that was a racist a long time before he was ever a 'German.'

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:43 pm

Cuda wrote:

Irie is a muzzy?

warren · Post by **warren** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:44 pm

Nishlord wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:
Nishlord wrote:The Gay down the street of the office I worked in years ago was real. I'm still waiting for proof on God.
Take one up the ass in the bathroom from one of the boys in the bar down the street and you'll be calling out for him to help you for sure.
I actually walked past that bar today on a rare sojurn to London. Only sheer willpower, a sense of decency inate in all Englishmen, and the fact that he doesn't live there anymore stopped me from going to the toilets and writing warren's phone number on the wall.

Racks limey, you got me.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:30 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:The two men I mentioned are American, just not American enough?
The point was they were not born Americans, much in the way Hitler was not born a German.

"The Minister of the Interior of the state of Brunswick appoint Hitler as attaché of the legation of Brunswick. By becoming an attaché, Hitler automatically became a German citizen (February 25, 1932)."

So yes he became a German when he was 30 some-odd years old. He died about 12 years later. There were plenty of Real German Racists you could have picked, it's not my fault you picked one that was a racist a long time before he was ever a 'German.'

Damn, dude ... you're really flailing now. I feel like Dragline during the yard fight scene in Cool Hand Luke. To summarize the "battle" so far:

Smackie: Hitler was a German racist.

TVO: No he wasn't. He was Austrian.

Smackie: While he may have been born in Austria, he was still a German.

TVO: OK, he was German. But he wasn't German enough.

Smackie: He was German enough to become Chancellor.

TVO: OK, he was German enough. But he wasn't born in Germany, and he became a racist too early for it to count. You shoulda picked another German racist.

Let's play a little word association. The rule of the game is to say the first city that comes to mind when I mention the name of a historical figure. So if I say "Babe Ruth," most people would say "New York" in response, since that is the city with which he is most closely associated. Most people would not respond with "Baltimore," where he was born, or "Boston," with whom he broke into the bigs. Similarly, if the rule is changed from city to country and the name I mention is "Hitler," most people would respond with "Germany," not "Austria." Now, if we play a different game in which the object is to say the first name that comes to mind after a description is given, and the description is "a historical German racist," my guess is that Hess, Goering, or Mengele would not be most people's response. I think we both know what the overwhelmingly #1 response would be.

So to recap, Hitler was German, and he was a racist.

Where was he born? Irrelevant.

How did he become a German? Irrelevant.

When did he become a racist? Irrelevant.

Game over.

Stay down.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:52 pm

Cuda wrote:Yeah, there sure some errie similarities between Islam & the Vatican, Mississippidumbfuck:

Really? That's news to me. Because I never said that.

BTW, are you through editing your response. Because this one was no better than your first. Dude, your like the little 5 year kid brother swinging away while I stiff arm you out of reach...

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:46 pm

It's so cool how the one on the left used the Horror font for her printout. No bonus points for not having a red stroke, but a jolly good try nonetheless.

A notorious Muslim extremist told a demonstration in London yesterday that the Pope should face execution.

Ooh, let me guess - the 'demonstration' was him on his way home from standing on a soapbox in Hyde Park Corner, bellowing at no-one in particular, right?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:11 am

Rip City

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:08 am

Mississippi Neck wrote:
Cuda wrote:Yeah, there sure some errie similarities between Islam & the Vatican, Mississippidumbfuck:

Really? That's news to me. Because I never said that.

BTW, are you through editing your response. Because this one was no better than your first. Dude, your like the little 5 year kid brother swinging away while I stiff arm you out of reach...

Oh... so what you meant to convey was that the muzzies are almost as bad as the catholics?

You're dumber than you think I think you are

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:12 am

actually, that set of choppers isn't THAT bad. Note that wherever there is a gap on the top, there is a toof more or less aligned beneath it. Why I bet that when she chomps down she has what would pass as a rather nice single row smile. This, ofcourse doesn't hold too well over on the starboard side were there is a shocking lack of any dental representation. I think they call this, the glory hole.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:38 am

Cuda wrote: Oh... so what you meant to convey was that the muzzies are almost as bad as the catholics?

{my original post} I dont give a shit what the Muslims think about what the Pope said...nor do I give a shit about what the Pope says.{/myoriginalpost}

Try reading my original post again. See if you can keep up.

Keep swinging little bro...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:40 am

Thanks, then for adding absofuckingloutely nothing to this thread, fuckface.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:07 am

Nishlord wrote:

It's so cool how the one on the left used the Horror font for her printout. No bonus points for not having a red stroke, but a jolly good try nonetheless.

actually, nish, she is using proper horror font coloration. anybody who knows boris korlof from boris becker knows that the horror font is used most effectively in horror flicks from the thirties, all of which were black and white. I could see marking her up for a black background with white lettering, but, any red marks would be a definite deduction.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:29 am

Cuda wrote:Thanks, then for adding absofuckingloutely nothing to this thread, fuckface.

Awww...now he's gonna take his marbles and go home.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:39 am

Mississippi Neck wrote:
Cuda wrote:Thanks, then for adding absofuckingloutely nothing to this thread, fuckface.

Awww...now he's gonna take his marbles and go home.

One can only hope.