Ryder Cup Sig Bet

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:35 am

You know the drill;

If the Euros win, I get to set the sigs of everyone who signs up for the rest of the month.
If the USA win, those who sign up get sig rights on me for the rest of the year.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:37 am

Agassi retired, so you euros might just have a chance this year.

No deal.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:38 am

That's one pussy who's backed out, then.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:39 am

in

will the euro team dive during match play?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:44 am

I dunno. I'll check how many Italians are in the squad.

Meanwhile, your boys have already done you proud;

If Tom Lehman's US Ryder Cup team should fall to inglorious defeat at the K Club this week, the history books will record that it all started to go wrong with the great tortilla chip fiasco on the tarmac of a Washington DC airport.

"Excess baggage" was the official explanation for a two-hour delay in the Americans' arrival at Dublin airport yesterday morning but, as Lehman explained later, the problem could be ascribed to excess salsa.

"I live in Arizona - the land of Mexican food. When I was over here a few weeks ago it was very difficult to find good chips and salsa.

"So rather than try to find it, we decided to bring our own corn tortillas," he said. "I loaded 200 bags into my golf travel bag. When I tried to move it, I couldn't even get it off the ground."

Airport staff had the same difficulty, which led to the delay. When the American team eventually did step off the plane, dressed in tweed jackets and looking like refugees from a Sherlock Holmes convention, they were met by Ian Woosnam, who was resplendent - if that's the right word - in a team-issue suede safari jacket.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:45 am

Adelpiero wrote:will the euro team dive during match play?

It's the Euros, not the Italian national team.

In on the sig bet. I might as well go 0-2 while I'm on a roll.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:49 am

RadioFan wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:will the euro team dive during match play?
It's the Euros, not the Italian national team.

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don't catch any premierre league games i see. Best diving in the world was on display at highbury and now at the new emirates stadium.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:00 am

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:00 am

Nishlord wrote:That's one pussy who's backed out, then.

[Reggie White reset] The Cuda has the talent.

He can turn down a bet into a bent-over backing in. [/Reggie reset]

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:50 am

in

but you should submit a picture going 'hand-bra' on Mrs Doubtfire's man-teets.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:39 pm

If I lose, you can put up whatever pic you like.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:42 pm

I'll go.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:17 pm

Adelpiero wrote:
RadioFan wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:will the euro team dive during match play?
It's the Euros, not the Italian national team.

.
don't catch any premierre league games i see. Best diving in the world was on display at highbury and now at the new emirates stadium.

yes,but those are LONDON sides. Those that aren't eye-ties are diving pussies anyway...

and it's Premier

just sayin'

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:02 pm

nish,

could you look into getting drunken irishman gaelic footie commentator dude to do play by play for the cup?

that fuggin guy could make america's cup interesting to watch.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:40 pm

If only.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:33 pm

So thats;

Adelpiero
RadioFan
Smackaholic
A.C.Crut
Wolverine Steve
Cuda

Any other people out there who aren't castratos?

YD · Post by YD » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:49 pm

IN

tigger will be nailz

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:02 am

This is gonna be a close one. Americans are being surprisingly decent and non-arrogant, which is always a worrying sign. And the wind's gonna be an absolute cunt this afto.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:19 pm

1-0 Yanks.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:54 pm

5-3 Euros after day one

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:51 pm

Euro's win the whole thing by 4. See you Monday

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:14 pm

Nishlord wrote:This is gonna be a close one. Americans are being surprisingly decent and non-arrogant, which is always a worrying sign. And the wind's gonna be an absolute cunt this afto.

Oh, go fuck yourself. You guys are every bit as arrogant as we are, you're just more smug about it. You hide behind your wry smiles (probably a good idea for obvious reasons) because you don't have the confidence to be straight up ASSHOLES like we do. Rack Americans!

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:31 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Nishlord wrote:This is gonna be a close one. Americans are being surprisingly decent and non-arrogant, which is always a worrying sign. And the wind's gonna be an absolute cunt this afto.
Oh, go fuck yourself. You guys are every bit as arrogant as we are, you're just more smug about it. You hide behind your wry smiles (probably a good idea for obvious reasons) because you don't have the confidence to be straight up ASSHOLES like we do. Rack Americans!

Fucking RACK that!! arrogance, smugness, wry smiles, and honesty in one post. best quote of the week.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:33 am

What exactly is wry? Discolored, crooked and mostly missing? Cause any smile a euro might be hiding behind would have to be all of that.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:37 am

'Course, some of them have enough "confidence" to let it all show...

Uhhhh, yyyyyyeah......not such a great idea.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:42 am

Oh, so it's safe for the sackless to post in here now, is it? Fancy that.

Not a massive golf fan, but the Ryder Cup is decent. They should make more individual sports do something like this (apart from tennis, who already have the Davis Cup and it still sucks arse). Boxing foursomes would be amusing.

Europe have to pull away today, seeing as the Yanks always own the final singles day.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:17 pm

So I'll get those sigs ready for Monday, then.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:41 pm

Let's take a look at this here thread...

On this board, there is actually a Golf Forum, or so I've heard. There's a small handful of posters who are very passionate both about playing golf, and PGA golf. Matter of fact, there's often pick'em games for some of the Majors, and other significant events.

Yet, in this here sig-bet thread, you'll notice that not one of those people who actually follow the sport closely enough to post about it on internet forums(you know -- the people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about) chimed in, wanting any part of this bet, even including the pussy-assed Nazimod of the forum.

Do any of you wonder why that is at this point? Hmmmm.......

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:08 pm

Ahhhh, so posting in a specific forum somehow makes one knowledgable about that forum's topic. I think posting in a particular forum is just a way of ensuring that one's thread/post remain on the first page of that forum for eternity. Perhaps longer.

Fukk that. If multiple boards didn't already slow things enough, multiple forums water it down to an unbearable level.

If I were king, there'd be 2 forums. The cul de smack and .nets pron forum. All else is just a waste.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:40 pm

smackaholic wrote:Ahhhh, so posting in a specific forum somehow makes one knowledgable about that forum's topic.

Absolutely.

Sin,

Whitey Wags.

I'm sure Dins can make this a sticky if you're having trouble finding it.

fix · Post by **fix** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:29 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Let's take a look at this here thread...

On this board, there is actually a Golf Forum, or so I've heard. There's a small handful of posters who are very passionate both about playing golf, and PGA golf. Matter of fact, there's often pick'em games for some of the Majors, and other significant events.

Yet, in this here sig-bet thread, you'll notice that not one of those people who actually follow the sport closely enough to post about it on internet forums(you know -- the people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about) chimed in, wanting any part of this bet, even including the pussy-assed Nazimod of the forum.

Do any of you wonder why that is at this point? Hmmmm.......

Because those with an actual knowledge of golf know better than to be so foolish as to take Nish up on that sig bet.

Kind of like suggesting that the Raiders could beat well, anyone.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:18 pm

Adelpiero
RadioFan
Smackaholic
A.C.Crut
Wolverine Steve
Cuda
Timmay

I haven't got time for new banners, so the old one will do. Until October 1st, please...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/ ... uroban.gif

fix · Post by **fix** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:23 pm

Nishlord wrote:Adelpiero
RadioFan
Smackaholic
A.C.Crut
Wolverine Steve
Cuda
Timmay

I haven't got time for new banners, so the old one will do. Until October 1st, please...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/ ... uroban.gif

You know, I'm not so sure they might find this thread to get their sigs now...

Allow me to help...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:23 pm

American Team = One legged man

Ryder Cup = Asskicking Contest

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:03 pm

Dinsdale wrote:American Team = One legged man

Ryder Cup = Asskicking Contest

Rack that! 4? they were "Daleked".