Wags, you might want to give Joey Porter a call

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:18 pm

Seems you and he have something in common. Namely, shitty fencing.

Joey Porter's dogs get loose and kill miniature horse

I wonder if the dogs were yelling "We ride! We Ride!" as they ripped the horse into shreds.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:28 pm

I laughed. I cried.

-Zyclone

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:33 pm

A few years ago, Stan Brock, (San Diego Chargers) had a couple of Labs get loose from his house a few miles from me here. The fucking neighbor shot them both with arrows and killed them.

He was arrested, charged with a felony and did 18 months. Stan fucking sued his ass and got $ 250,000.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:35 pm

The neighbor was lucky Stanley only sued him.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:06 pm

Why can't he tie them up to the old refridgerator on the porch like everyone else?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:20 pm

BSmack wrote:Seems you and he have something in common. Namely, shitty fencing.

Hey, my fence is/was fine...it was the latch on the gate that sucked, but I fixed that long ago.

Two L-shaped brackets bolted to the cross beams and a 2 x 4 wedged in between have secured Fort Wagon from anything getting in or out. Nope, my dogs are confined to that part of the world that measures 75' x 100', my back yard, and they ain't going anywhere unless it's on the end of a leash.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:29 pm

It would also seem Mr. Porter has a bit of a short term memory.

Police knew immediately to whom the dogs belonged because the dogs had gotten free last year, but caused no problems, Chief Amann said. As a result, Mr. Porter was notified Tuesday and got the dogs under control after he arrived at the scene of the incident on Hill Haven Lane.

Mr. Porter issued this statement yesterday:

"I am saddened to learn that my dogs escaped from my yard and attacked and killed a horse. It was an accident and I am not sure how the dogs escaped. We have a very secure yard with a six-foot fence around it and this has never happened before. I have reached out to the owners of the horse and will do whatever I can to help them get through this very unfortunate situation."

Hell of a football player...very bad liar. But what the hell right, isn't dog food made out of horse meat anyway? Bon appetite poochies.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:34 pm

Wags has solid wood at his fence, but that latch looks a little weak.

Rip City

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:47 pm

Luther wrote:

Wags has solid wood at his fence, but that latch looks a little weak.

Rip City

I call BULLSHIT... Wags has never had solid wood in his entire pathetic life.

Sincerely,

Wags Old Lady...the kid was fathered by the neighbor.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:51 pm

Cuda wrote:The neighbor was lucky Stanley only sued him.

He had to be restrained at the property line and the neighbor threatnend him too,,, there were about 6 deputies up there, it about started a rural war... all of Stans neighbors were fucking pissed ....which got him a meanacing charge on top of the other shit....the neighbor sold and moved away after his shop burned down ...accidently I heard...

I have met Stan and see him in the farm store occasionally... dudes pretty fucking big to piss off....

The Labs were looking for some tennis balls....

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:43 pm

"sic balls" !!!!!!!

T1B

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