IE opens, then closes a few seconds later

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:58 am

When I try to open internet explorer under my login, it opens then closes about 3 seconds later. It does the same thing under my wife's login and the admin login. It works fine under my daughter's login. Earlier today she was fukking around with stopping processes which is supposed to get her damn sims to work properly. I even tried making a new account and have the same problem there.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:04 am

That's one helluva story there, smack. Tell us more. Maybe even make somebody die or get the aids this time. Drama rulz.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:05 am

Check your ghusl.

Then get a new computer.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:05 am

Pics please.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:19 am

Holy hell, I'm not alone, smack!
One of those, "Good to know I'm not alone" or "Good, it's not just me" kind of things.
This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.

I'm currently browsing out of Outlook.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:21 am

cavitate.Z trojan is the newest frat member to the intranets. Check her out. If it's the cause, which PrimeX has no clue, zap her with some Pest Patrol and nuke her lips with Norton.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:27 am

Ken wrote:Holy hell, I'm not alone, smack!
One of those, "Good to know I'm not alone" or "Good, it's not just me" kind of things.
This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.

I'm currently browsing out of Outlook.

You allergic to Mozilla?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:29 am

Just recently, I've had similar problems. Mostly it was when I have Adobe Photoshop open...it wouldn't let me save a large file. Then poof, the whole thing closed and I lost my file. I use Norton AV, but I think I better hand update the definitions and run a scan.

Shit ain't right here in Luthland.

Rip City

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:38 am

Try restoring from the previous day. If that doesn't work, check http://www.edmunds.com

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:52 am

You might have to repack the cpu bearings.

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:51 am

Open the computer case and make sure your Flux Capacitor is staying lit all the time. If it goes out it will crash your Internet Explorer. Here's a pic

Hope that helps.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:52 am

e wrote:i blame bush

Beat me to it.

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Norton sucks anyway unless you are running a corporate edition. AVG is free and works quite well. Tell me you knew.

Oh, and Ken deserves viruses as he daily visits multiple gay/beastiality porn sites all at once.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:55 am

Rack Mikey!

Get a new rig, FUCKFACE!

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:32 pm

Fwiw, IE's working fine for me today. Not sure what the hell was up.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:43 pm

mikey, ghusl is valid. It was the first thing I checked.

Prime, picks of what? my little princess? EAD.

Ken, It's working ok this morning, so it looks like your all by yourself.

Luth, Looks like it's you and kenny.

e, Yeah, I'm sure the chimp had something to do with it at the behest of cheney.... and the joooooos.

Lou, Did a restore last night. Didn't work. Made up a new account. Still didn't work.

JCT, Can't. This motherbode has sealed bearings. But, they sound ok and there's no play the cpu, so I doubt that's the trouble.

cf, flux capacitor is lit. it is even putting out the proper jigawattage.

PSU, you need some new material.

R-jack, Not sure about the computer's gag reflex, but your sister's is live and well.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:38 pm

It’s just too bad we don’t have a tech and games forum here to help out suckaholic.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:Prime, picks of what? my little princess? EAD.

Pics of the wifes login, duh. Does she have a pubie runway?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:49 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:It’s just too bad we don’t have a tech and games forum here to help out suckaholic.

Back in the good ole days of SCIII when a thread could drop off the first page in an hour, specific forums made sense. Now, I pretty much post here on the cul. And no matter how badly the thread sux, it'll still take it a week to get to page two.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:03 pm

Louis Cyphre wrote:Try restoring from the previous day.

RUSTERED!!!! :mad:

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:55 pm

Ken wrote:This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.

It's actually Y2K. The whole thing is being run by Technical Support, and they've just gotten around to it.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:17 am

The phantorino wrote:
Ken wrote:This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.
It's actually Y2K. The whole thing is being run by Technical Support, and they've just gotten around to it.

Don't blame that shit on me, My best guess is you are now another one of Dan J's Interweb Toys.
If you wife completely freaks during a game of The Sims as her little virtual people start doing things that aren't quite "in the instruction manual"...
You will know the Alliance is alive and well.

BTW_ Run Checkdisk/Scandisk

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:27 am

actually, it's my daughter that plat the sims. The wife's exposure to the internet is mostly trolling ebay to see that I remain peniless. Maybe Dan could help me out with that.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:34 am

Hey, what are the wifes tits like anyway? They look pretty good? Are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What do you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? Gonna share the pics?

fenway · Post by **fenway** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:13 pm

Go and download the new IE 7.0 beta.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:00 pm

fenway wrote:Go and download the new IE 7.0 beta.

Ditto. It does add a little speed, as well as having some nice bells & whistles.

Hobbes · Post by **Hobbes** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:17 pm

fenway wrote:Go and download the new IE 7.0 beta.

Better yet, go get Firefox.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:30 pm

guesss that would make it not so live then.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:34 pm

R-Jack wrote: My sister is dead.

Yeah...but is she still warm?

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:22 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
R-Jack wrote: My sister is dead.

Yeah...but is she still warm?
We could only afford to cremate half of her. The bottom half is not in a shaded area, so yes.

" You were lucky. Well of course, we 'ad it tough."