Enzyte Warning!!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:01 am

Warning, penis may seem larger because wallet is much lighter!! In actuallity, penis is still small!!

CINCINNATI — The maker of dietary supplements that claim to improve everything from sexuality to memory defrauded thousands of customers and banks of at least $100 million, federal authorities say.

You all knew it was too good to be true!!

I hope none of you got bilked!!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:55 am

R-Jack wrote:[obligitory] Too bad for those small dicked losers who got taken. Of course I didn't need any of that shit. [/obligitory]

Code word for those that buy "extra snug" condoms.

Bald and small dicked assholes getting taken to the cleaners is hilarious to me.

Fuck yo couch nizza!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:09 am

No, but I'm sure a short limp-dicked asshole judge will join the civil lawsuit.

Little bald goatee wearing assholes with the Napolean thing popping pills to jerk off, 'cause no respectable hottie will fuck them unless they have bank... is funny.

Unfuck those losers.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:39 am

More on the Breaking Enzyte Scandal...

Doug Loveland, of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, talks about the indictment against the distributors of Enzyte.

I think you all can come up (errrh) write a better caption!
Look at the dude's left hand. Is he indicating size before and after?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:59 pm

Jack wrote: CINCINNATI — The maker of dietary supplements that claim to improve everything from sexuality to memory defrauded thousands of customers and banks of at least $100 million, federal authorities say.

If you've got a small cock but you keep forgetting about it, what's the problem?

warren · Post by **warren** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:24 pm

Nishlord wrote:
Jack wrote: CINCINNATI — The maker of dietary supplements that claim to improve everything from sexuality to memory defrauded thousands of customers and banks of at least $100 million, federal authorities say.
If you've got a small cock but you keep forgetting about it, what's the problem?

Damn douchelord, that's first funny thing you've ever written. Rack!

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:36 pm

Warren: Shut the fukk up.

As for this guy...

Someone needs to use his noggin as a speed bag.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:03 pm

Warren's OL must be pushing him to move back to Jolly Old England.
Otherwise why would he be trying to make nice with the Limeys? It's just not like him.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:24 pm

It only made my hands smaller.

Sincerely,

Small Cocked Paul :paul:

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:27 pm

They are accused by federal authorities of luring customers with free-trial offers and money-back guarantees, then billing their credit cards without authorization.

This is illegal? Fuck no-ne told us

sin

Every major corporation

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:33 pm

anyone remember "Bang" ® ???

T1B

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