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You won't find Mace in Arizona...

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...of course I don't think there's an abundance of sheep there anyway.


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If Arizona doesn't change this obviously biased policy, we're going to have to boycott our road games to there in the future.

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Dude retired after fucking the sheep ?? Fucking pussy....

I am SURE he would not have hear about it in the fire hall at all.....
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Like moths to a flame -- an article is posted about fucking sheep, and the resident Beaver chimes in...

Beyond fucking poetic.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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The new law, which takes effect 90 days after the end of the current legislative session, will make sexual intercourse with an animal and specified other sex acts a felony.

The bill (SB1160) was proposed after the March arrest of a Mesa deputy fire chief, Leroy Johnson. Johnson, 52 at the time of his arrest, was accused of alleged bestial acts with his next-door neighbor’s lamb. He was booked on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct, trespassing and public sexual indecency. He filed for retirement from the fire department after his arrest.
Former deputy chief Johnson tried going to the "I was only helping it over the fence" line, but Mace claimed not only BODE, but copyright infringement. It would seem the state representative of Iowa heard about an Arizonan trying to practice the finer aspects of "knittin' some wool", and I believe a lawsuit is certain to follow.

By the way CM, didn't Toos say something about having a preference for "lamb chops?" I distinctly remember him saying something like "bahhh for me baby" between snores during his sleep in that San Fran hotel room. Why do you think I got the hell out of there so quickly!
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Might be time for him to change predilections. Bestiality is illegal in 30 states. Necrophilia is outlawed in just nine.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Necrophilia is outlawed in just nine.
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You don't really think that's cool or..."badass" do you?

That's some dorky fucking shit, right there.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Image

You don't really think that's cool or..."badass" do you?

That's some dorky fucking shit, right there.
that's merriman's tattoo, numbnuts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
that's merriman's tattoo, numbnuts.
And about the only thing dorkier than getting a gayassed tattoo that attempts to explain to the world what a badass you are, is idolizing a picture of another man's tattoo that attempts to explain to the world what a badass he is.

It's not quite the I'll-admit-to-a-messageboard-that-I'm-a-fortysomething-motorcycle-salesman-who-discusses-whether-a-lion-could-beat-up-a-rattlesnake dorky, but pretty fucking dorky, nonetheless...



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Although...I do appreciate him getting that tat done in those particular colors -- Misty-Green and Blue.
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The new law, which takes effect 90 days after the end of the current legislative session, will make sexual intercourse with an animal and specified other sex acts a felony.
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Screw...

How the fuck does everything seem to zip right past your head?
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