Hey Admins...

[Nishlord]

Every time I try to get on here from somewhere other than home, I get told that I'm banned. What's that all about?

[rozy]

May I suggest you retitle this thead, "Hey Admins"?

[Atomic Punk]

Every time I try to get on here from somewhere other than home, I get told that I'm banned. What's that all about?

I blame Bush.

[Diego in Seattle]

Every time I try to get on here from somewhere other than home, I get told that I'm banned. What's that all about?

I blame Bush.

Wrong.

It's because Clinton got a blow job from a blimp.

[Derron]

or because you a stupid limey Euro smelly piece of shit and they don't want you fucking up the board any more than you do now.

[Nishlord]

Oh, Derron. Every time you post, I just want to spit on a hanky and wipe that jizz off the corners of your mouth.

[warren]

Oh, Derron. Every time you post, I just want to spit on a hanky and wipe that jizz off the corners of your mouth.

You're about a nasty limey aren't you? Anytime you can blather some utterance of male expenditures you're on the spot.

Tomorrow my girl's out of that shithole and hopefully we won't see you 'till spring.

Memo to the crowd, there are no English gentlemen.

[Headhunter]

I'm guessing whatever IP you're hitting outside of home is banned for one reason or another. Probably because some google bot or something related uses a similar octet. You can send me an IP when you get blocked and I'll check it. PM me with it. don't post it.

[Derron]

Oh, Derron. Every time you post, I just want to spit on a hanky and wipe that jizz off the corners of your mouth.

You're about a nasty limey aren't you? Anytime you can blather some utterance of male expenditures you're on the spot.

Tomorrow my girl's out of that shithole and hopefully we won't see you 'till spring.

Memo to the crowd, there are no English gentlemen.

Ahh.. I see that you notice that every time the Limey posts, he drops the homosexual reference. Helps him fullfill that empty hole known as a sex life NOT with your hand.

Are there any English "men" that are :

Employed ?
Bathe?
Speak understanable Queens English ?
Every brought a women to climax ?
Have fathers or grandfathers whose women were NOT fucked by American GI's ??

Fucking Churchill... he should have just let the Nazis run over England, and all you limey cocksuckers and French faggots would be speaking German...

[Goober McTuber]

You can send me an IP when you get blocked and I'll check it. PM me with it. don't post it.

Party pooper.

Sincerely,

Pingclone

[Goober McTuber]

Ahh.. I see that you notice that every time the Limey posts, he drops the homosexual reference.

[Cuda]

Every time I try to get on here from somewhere other than home, I get told that I'm banned. What's that all about?

You shouldn't have told Shrubber your IP number

[Loganfan]

Every time I try to get on here from somewhere other than home, I get told that I'm banned. What's that all about?

It's your sig.
People find it offenseive.

[The phantorino]

Are there any English "men" that are :

Employed ?

Yes, more per capita than your shitty stinkhole of a country

Bathe?

Yes, and probably use the soap for more than pleasuring our asses, fuckhead

Speak understanable Queens English ?

!

Every brought a women to climax ?

Englishmen get to TELL women what an orgasm is, not like you, you pussywhipped asswipe

Have fathers or grandfathers whose women were NOT fucked by American GI's ??

yes, most of us. How are your illegitimate vietnamese cousins doing?

Fucking Churchill... he should have just let the Nazis run over England, and all you limey cocksuckers and French faggots would be speaking German...

..and then Chrysler would be owned by Daimler....wait a minute

Now listen you slope-foreheaded, banjo-plucking, single-toothed, corn-chewing yokel try getting some succesful history going before you start showering another country with attempted smack. let's face it, your military prowess began and ended on a Hanoi rooftop and your cultural gifts to the world haven't progressed past the pre-kindergarten daubs of Jackson Pollock, and make about as much sense.

[Derron]

Englishmen get to TELL women what an orgasm is, not like you, you pussywhipped asswipe

Because they have never had a real orgasm...just what you limey fucks TELL them a orgasm is... leave it to the Americas to GIVE them an orgasm, no explanation required...."pussywhipped ass wipe".....sounds like 6th graders learning how to cuss...

Quote:
Have fathers or grandfathers whose women were NOT fucked by American GI's ??


yes, most of us. How are your illegitimate vietnamese cousins doing?

Not likely... my old man said he fucked more of your English "birds" because they would take a American GI over you lazy sheep fuckers anyday. Didn't even have to get them drunk....

Quote:
Fucking Churchill... he should have just let the Nazis run over England, and all you limey cocksuckers and French faggots would be speaking German...


..and then Chrysler would be owned by Daimler....wait a minute

and you would be sucking weinerschnitzel instead of your boyfriends cock.

Now listen you slope-foreheaded, banjo-plucking, single-toothed, corn-chewing yokel

If you could not catch reruns of Hee Haw on BBC, your smack would be worthless...oh it is worthless...that is some kick fucking ass smack there...never been ran before at all... so fresh and cutting...so...Limey like....

try getting some succesful history going before you start showering another country with attempted smack.

Like stopping Hitler from invading your country ....and oh what about WW I, and what about the ass kicking your country recieved in the colonies....and that was not exactly a stellar performance in the Falklands either...Kettle to pot....hello....

let's face it, your military prowess began and ended on a Hanoi rooftop and your cultural gifts to the world haven't progressed past the pre-kindergarten daubs of Jackson Pollock, and make about as much sense.

Blah,blah,blah,blah...somebody has to be ready to save the world pussies ( your English fucks) from the bullies, crist knows you have not demonstarted the ability to defend yourselves multiple times.

[The phantorino]

You are so deeply in denial, that I feel as if any kind of argument would be like shouting at a 2 year-old in a playpen. I can actually see that quivering lip, and the tears of frustration you are leaking, by the state of your last response.

let's just cut this short, shall we?

Your facts are incorrect
Your view of the world is myopic
Your version of history is a lie.
Your dad filled you with a lot of bullshit

and.. you can't type.

Now fuck off. Mvscal's next, and he at least makes his fantasises appear to be researched.

[Derron]

You are so deeply in denial, that I feel as if any kind of argument would be like shouting at a 2 year-old in a playpen. I can actually see that quivering lip, and the tears of frustration you are leaking, by the state of your last response.

let's just cut this short, shall we?

Your facts are incorrect
Your view of the world is myopic
Your version of history is a lie.
Your dad filled you with a lot of bullshit

and.. you can't type.

Now fuck off. Mvscal's next, and he at least makes his fantasises appear to be researched.

What facts you ignorant piece of dog cum ??

At least my country takes up more space and has just a few more natural resources than that piece of shit Americans died for ..

Yeah history books are all fucked up... they just made that shit up??

My dad probably filled yo mamma full of cum...

Typing smack....the last gasp of a imbicle sitting at his computer jerking off....your a fucking moron you know htat don't you ???

[smackaholic]

Now listen you slope-foreheaded, banjo-plucking, single-toothed, corn-chewing yokel try getting some succesful history going before you start showering another country with attempted smack. let's face it, your military prowess began and ended on a Hanoi rooftop and your cultural gifts to the world haven't progressed past the pre-kindergarten daubs of Jackson Pollock, and make about as much sense.

gran torino,

I haven't a problem with an englishman running slope head banjo picking yokel smack. But, you really don't need to be running any sort of dental smack, be it quantity or quality of said dental work. As for military prowess, it became better than two hundred years ago when we set the stage for over two hundred years of you fukkers being run by various colonists the world over. It continued through a couple of spats you euros couldn't solve on your own. It continues to this day. Our troubles in the mideast aren't military, they are policing problems caused mainly by us not having the sack to do what needs to be done.

[Nishlord]

Oh dear, he's broken out the 'there was a war over two hundred years ago and we won' smack. We're only a few perilous steps away from 'my monkey Dad lumped your monkey Dad over the head with a bone in front of that obelisk', smackaholic. Do we really want to go there?

Derron...I know you get carried away and your spelling makes your posts look even more like a terrorist attack on Sesame Street when you start thinking about your Cousin-Father having sex, but Freddie and the Dreamers nobbed more American skanks on one tour than the US Army did during the half-war they fought (and let's not forget that, unlike early-40's Britain, most American men were still around and not away fighting a proper war).

I'd venture to speculate that Freddie could be your Dad, but then you wouldn't be such a window-licking Muppet. If your Cousin-Dad is as half as inadequate and devoid of brain as you, I'm sure the only thing he's ever filled with semen is an ice-lolly mould for a special treat after your bucket of fish-heads.

And for the last time, if it wasn't for the Russians we'd be speaking German. Except we wouldn't, because Hitler had given up on conquering us after we knocked him back, and he concentrated on the East.

Don't try to start a Ryder Cup of Smack, chaps, because you'll lose that too.

[Nishlord]

I'm guessing whatever IP you're hitting outside of home is banned for one reason or another. Probably because some google bot or something related uses a similar octet. You can send me an IP when you get blocked and I'll check it. PM me with it. don't post it.

How can I PM you when I can't get on?
PM me with your e-mail address, please...

[smackaholic]

Oh dear, he's broken out the 'there was a war over two hundred years ago and we won' smack. We're only a few perilous steps away from 'my monkey Dad lumped your monkey Dad over the head with a bone in front of that obelisk', smackaholic. Do we really want to go there?

nish, I wasn't the one who opened the military prowess can of worms. And you can pooh pooh the american contribution all you want, but, the fact is, the war was going really, really fukking badly for you and your russian comrades in december of '41. Not knocking you blokes or the russkies. You both fought valiantly, quite often with equipment made here in the colonies.

Derron...I know you get carried away and your spelling makes your posts look even more like a terrorist attack on Sesame Street when you start thinking about your Cousin-Father having sex, but Freddie and the Dreamers nobbed more American skanks on one tour than the US Army did during the half-war they fought (and let's not forget that, unlike early-40's Britain, most American men were still around and not away fighting a proper war).

I'd venture to speculate that Freddie could be your Dad, but then you wouldn't be such a window-licking Muppet. If your Cousin-Dad is as half as inadequate and devoid of brain as you, I'm sure the only thing he's ever filled with semen is an ice-lolly mould for a special treat after your bucket of fish-heads.

And for the last time, if it wasn't for the Russians we'd be speaking German. Except we wouldn't, because Hitler had given up on conquering us after we knocked him back, and he concentrated on the East.

Are you suggesting that, had hitler not made the largest blunder in the history of warfare by turning his attention from an offshore rock to the largest country in the world, he wouldn't have choked you out like a jizzmopping U&Ler, you would be mistaken. You and the largest army in the world at the time (france) got run by them. What leads you to believe you could have held them off by yourselves for long?

Don't try to start a Ryder Cup of Smack, chaps, because you'll lose that too.

can't argue you on that one, mate.

[Nishlord]

Oh yeah, I know all that, SH. My Grandpa was in the Merchant Navy, so he knew all about being a sitting duck in the Atlantic bringing stuff back from America.

But I'll not tolerate the mongishness of Derron.

[Ken]

I'm guessing whatever IP you're hitting outside of home is banned for one reason or another. Probably because some google bot or something related uses a similar octet. You can send me an IP when you get blocked and I'll check it. PM me with it. don't post it.

How can I PM you when I can't get on?
PM me with your e-mail address, please...

Then, maybe when you get his PM, you can PM him back letting him know you got it.

[Derron]

Dude is now running Muppet smack...thats just too much for me......The facts speak for themselves you fucking loser Limey....

but going to the Muppet smack thats epic... I am headed for the shower rod now, I just can't top Muppet smack...you get over... I'm out..

[Nishlord]

[PSUFAN]

Boy...I thought I was overmatched against Euro...

[Dinsdale]

Boy...I thought I was overmatched against Euro...

Don't feel bad...if Derron had a little better perspective on things, he would have shit his pants by now, too.

[warren]

Boy...I thought I was overmatched against Euro...

Then you're a sad sack of potatoes. Douchelord couldn't wipe my ass with your grandfather's toilet paper.

Why do you losers bow down this kiddy porn peddling piece of Eurotrash?

I know why, you're a bunch of liberal ass greasing losers.

Fuck Eurostank and the poodle he rode in on.

Welcome to Texas bitches, now get the fuck out.

Love, w.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

^^

Good to see the real warren's back.

[Nishlord]

The return of warren is about as welcome a sight as blood on toilet paper.

[The phantorino]

Boy...I thought I was overmatched against Euro...

Then you're a sad sack of potatoes. Douchelord couldn't wipe my ass with your grandfather's toilet paper.

Why do you losers bow down this kiddy porn peddling piece of Eurotrash?

I know why, you're a bunch of liberal ass greasing losers.

Fuck Eurostank and the poodle he rode in on.

Welcome to Texas bitches, now get the fuck out.

Love, w.

Let's see - 5 lines of Down's syndrome-type observation including one kiddy porn aspersion, one dog observation, and two ass recollections....

Welcome to Texas, indeed, inbreed.