I could beat up Derron

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:31 am

I mean a fo' real beating.
Like a 'I'll meet you behind 7-11' beatdown.
I'd meet him anywhere on I-70 that he wanted to personally deliver him the ass-whipping.
You know how Spock used to finger some other alien's neck for 2 seconds and they fell like a chopped tree ... ?
That'd be our BOY Derron.
Down goes Der-ron!!! Down goes Der-ron!!! Down goes Der-ron!!!

He'd walk around with cauliflower ear for a month-or-so after I fought him.
I would fight this guy, and I would fight a for real fight.
I'd stomp his ass in front of his family. haha
I'm sorry, but that'd be funny to me.
Bash him in the temple once-or-twice.
A couple debilitating jabs to his Sandra Bernhard.
Fuck Der-ron.
The more he got hit and bled the more I would WANT to flick jabs at his busted face.
One of those kind of deals.

I'd take a southpaw stance and fight him that way, just to show my capabilities.
Shuffle and show just a bit, but tend to my knitting.
I would fight him a very good fight.
Not wrasslin' either, just bare-knuckle-style brawlin'.
I'd really fuck the guy up a lot, ya know ..?
Then maybe put my foot on him while he lay in a piss-puddle ..... a picture-pose deal.

This I know.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:16 pm

Premature archivulation.

If you endlessly ping-ponging posts back-and-forth with a trolling lawyer 'tard, debating whether or NOT a metal bird actually hit the Pentagon can't get an archive then nothing is worthy.

Dazzling example of lawyerly sapience, that was ... is ... will probably continue to be.

After I polish Derron off I'll seriously fight you into the ground too.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:40 pm

I see Poptard had somebody read some shit he found in a white power magazine, and dropped a couple of names in there, posts it to this board, and then retires to his closet to beat his miniscule penis to death, while chanting " I got over" again and again and again....

The one thing that stands out and is truly epic is the Spock reference. Anybody who refers to "Spock" in any smack is truly a tard.

Everyone of you had to have that big fucking nerdly dumb bastard who ran around school putting the " Spock" hold on nerds smaller than him. Worked fine until one day he put "Spock" hold on the wrong nerd, and the big jock knocked his feet out from under him and then beat the fuck out of him in the hallway, while every one else twittered on the sidelines. Spock was such a bad ass... I mean that's got to be fucking epic smack.....

I can only assume that Poptard is speaking in tounges or code, by dropping his place of employment (7-11) in there as well as his crib's location ( under I -70).

Take another hit off the crack pipe, and troll for other compelling prose that you can use to make yourself look like the true jackass that you really are.

When a tard calls you out, does that mean anything ???? Or is the tard just looking for jerk material ???

Fuckin tard....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:11 pm

Derron,

I don’t know how you two match up physically, but in a battle of wits you would get crushed like a bug.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:14 pm

Saturday 9:07 CDT, bitches.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:17 pm

I'm not familiar with the White Power rag of which you speak, Derron.

Black Tail, Nugget, and Gallery were all good ones back in the day.

White Power sounds angry, and is one listed on the Phil Donahue 'bad' list.

I'm normally a fucker and not a fighter, but I'm just here to say I could beat you up.

I'm in a gang.

YD · Post by YD » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:26 pm

there's A LOT of gangs around here

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:15 pm

I don’t know how you two match up physically, but in a battle of wits you would get crushed like a bug.

Oh big surprise here.....GobblesMyTube comes out and props his bitch poptard....

I'm normally a gay ass fucker and not a fighter, but I'm just here to say I could beat you off.

I've been gangbanged.

More epic smack....I will just call BODE now, so go the fuck away.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:19 pm

timmay wrote:there's A LOT of ganks around here

ftfy

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:25 pm

This hardly seems fair.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:28 pm

Derron wrote:
I don’t know how you two match up physically, but in a battle of wits you would get crushed like a bug.

Oh big surprise here.....GobblesMyTube comes out and props his bitch poptard....

Sorry to hurt your feelings, Nancy, but I was just stating an OBVIOUS fact.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:29 pm

Don't worry, Derron.

Assuming JSC isn't out on yet another dog-killing spree, I'm sure he'd be happy to represent your medical claims against Poptart's insurance company.

Bros helping bros, after all.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:31 pm

I'll fightya with one paw behind my back.
I'll fightya with my eyes closed.
I'll fightya standin' on one foot...

Oh....pullin' an axe on me, eh?
Sneakin' up on me, eh?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hear, hear, go away and let us alone...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:04 am

Derron wrote:...I will just call BODE now, ......

Cockeyed Derron.

A universal message board truth is that when one is chirping about his 'BODE ........ he has none.
Does Superman go around pimping his own 'BODE ... ?

What is it that gives you the 'BODE you speak of .... ?

Being 'Whitey' Wagon's Wiley Coyote .. ?
Living in the same state as Luther .. ?
Averaging 8.5 usages of the word fuck in your posts .. ?
Being a slightly more 'rough-around-the-edges version of Builder Bob .. ?

You're a short bus rider, Derron.
One who's unresistant imagination has determined that loudness and brashness overcomes deficient gray matter.
This fails, of course.
I mock you and laugh at you.

I would beat you up.

Front facelock, crossface chickenwing, arm triangle choke hold, Texas cloverleaf ....
The whole kit & kaboodle.
When you were beaten down and prostrate on the ground I would pick you up just to joy punch you some more.

Not message board talk, I would seriously beat you up, Derron.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:52 am

Geez, pop. Cyberboxing? Korea must be getting boring.

Couldn't you just go to the northern border and shake your fist at the communists, and maybe try a texas leg lock on any of them that come at you? They need to be pwned.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:29 am

Kim Jong Ir, as tall as an oak tree stump, maybe could beat up Derron too.

Cry uncle, Derron.

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:40 am

I have no idea what started all this, and I like both contestants in the proposed war.

But, battle down, take sides and find where you are gonna be...I have to take my weed-whacker, lawn mower, and any earth moving equipment I can muster and be on Derron's side. And that is not any insult to pop (one of my favorite posters here), it's just the fact that I know more about Derron and have some history and respect there.

If I read more of the page and knew more of how they got to this point, I might have a different nod on all of it, but for now...that's my call on it from the moat. So take it where you need to take it :).

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:57 am

Poppy, pick on someone your own size.

You must hear that a lot in Korea. That, and "dog is better than you thought it would be, right?"

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:07 am

PSUFAN wrote:Poppy, pick on someone your own size.

You must hear that a lot in Korea. That, and "dog is better than you thought it would be, right?"

You should brush up on your gibberish. What they were actually saying was 'imperialist yellow running dog American taller than we thought he would be"

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:14 am

If I'm 'one of your favorite posters here' then I am not of a mind to fight you, Ang.
Andy Kaufman really IS dead.

Nothing 'happened' with Derron and I.
This is where people come to express thoughts
'I could beat up Derron' was crystal clear to me so I posted about it.
I don't really dislike him or anything.

Like if I watch Charlie Batch throw and think, "I could toss a tighter spiral than him."
Or, "I could gorilla slamma jamma dunk over the little Ping fella working at the corner dry clean place."
"I'm a lot smarter than Chris Matthews," has come to mind.

I think a lot of things as I read the board.
If it's not PC to express that Derron would be beat up by me, I am sorry to those offended.

I would have him feel a lot of pain.

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:19 am

poppy

what are you gonna do for the rest of the day....now that you've caught your limit?

jus'wonderin'

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:08 am

pop,

You didn't offend at all, and I said what I wanted to say. So forget about trying to be PC...that would be the end of all of us :).

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:58 pm

Ang wrote:pop,

You didn't offend at all, and I said what I wanted to say. So forget about trying to be PC...that would be the end of all of us :).

Of course he did not mean to offend... he's too fucking stupid to do that.

He was just sitting around tripping on rock cocaine and thought he would call me out. And a fucking piss poor job of a call out, when you get your shit handed back to you in the first post.

poptard merely want to express his high level of tardness and show the board how much of a tool he is.

This shit was over before it got started.

Nice to see you posting again Ang...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:19 am

Your 'BODE is like Spicoli on Senior Skip Day.

It's the damndest thing, and perhaps it's my imagination, but I'd swear that I can smell your unwashed body through the screen as I look at your posts.
Shower up and get a wash rag behind your ears too, pig person.

You've sworn like a sailor, claimed 'BODE, and posted takes which might resonate with a brown jug crowd, yet you've failed to refute my thesis.
That being that I could beat you up.
Conclusion is that you are aware that I would give you an ass-beating.
You acknowledge such.

poptart <---------- *happy smile*

Look, it's far from me to doubt that you're THE man with a caulking gun, garden weasel, or lube funnel in your hand, but message boarding is not your cup o' tea.
In fact, one's IQ drops like the market on 9/12 upon reading a post of yours.
Hazzardous to one's health.
I retire from Derron.

It's like I've walked in to a deep-thinking auto repair shop crew conversation when I read your posts, Derron.

Leon: 10w-30's pourin' good today

Snakefeeder: Well hell yeah ... I stirred that shit up extra

Derron: WHAT? You did fucking WHAT?? Why'd you fucking stir it? What the fuck, you stupid motherfucking fuck fuck .... fuck

Snakefeeder: I's thoughts that was my job today

Derron: Your job is to know that I blew cum in your mom this morning, and that is all, fucking stupid fucking fucker motherfucker. What the FUCK??? FUCK!! ... fuck ..

Leon: haha

Derron: Leave the complicated oil fucking shit to ME from now fucking on. I'm the fucking man and I fucked your mom's pussy, fucking stupid fuck fucker. Kiss my big fucking white fucking ass. Fuck

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:00 am

I need to read more posts by poptart. He has lots of bitches and stuff.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:45 pm

Derron is my bitch.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:25 am

poptart wrote:Derron is my bitch.

Save your gay come ons for the gooks.

Continue your delusional rants for the amusement of the non tards on the board...

BTW, you read like a fucking gay ass little bitch...which you are.

Go to your smack book and come up with some more poopy pants type material so we can continue laughing at you and then you can go find Mongo to comfort you tonight....right up your gay ass...bwwwhhaaaa...bitch...

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:49 am

you posted similies.

RACK....errr....NO!

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:37 pm

"He who knows not and knows not he knows not is a Derron"

"Smack him"

Kung Tart

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:23 am

Derron wrote: that big fucking nerdly dumb bastard

Nerdly? Dumb?

Jesus man, you lost right there.

Is throwing out a poopyhead just around the corner?

Tossing out that bomb is equivalent to throwing up your hands and yel;ling in your best french accent that you surrender.

I'm embarassed FOR you.

Cicatrix · Post by **Cicatrix** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:25 am

Derron wrote:[Go to your smack book and come up with some more poopy pants type material

Holy shit.

I posted my first reply before I read the whole thing and saw this ^^^^^

RACK me for calling it and unRACK Derron for....well.....everything.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:06 am

Derron be a big dumb white bitch.

poptart fucking kung fooled he ... fuck.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:11 am

poptart wrote: I retire from Derron.

Apparently not.

I can't believe you'd waste 5 minutes with this.

What's wrong with you? Bored and homesick?

Then get your ass back HOME where it belongeth.

You're way better than stooping to Dorron's level. I'm kinda' disappointed with seeing you do so.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:12 am

Wagon's disappointed in me .... ?

I die of shame.

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:15 am

I hope someone else on the board "got" this whole exchange, because I sure didn't.

This thread is like a fucking t-ball game. No apparent reason to be there, no player actually hitting a ball, and no one on defense unless they run into some thing they randomly picked up on the field. A few fans yell "go" to one team or another, and it may or may not relate to the actual play.

Next time you guys decide to have a war....let's at least go to the coach pitch level of play :).

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:23 am

Ang wrote: This thread is like a fucking t-ball game.

<---luvs it when Ang talks dirty.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:34 am

No great mystery, Angela.
There was nothin' shakin' so I figured I'd tell Derron I could give him a beatin'.
Derron needs some lovin', doesn't he ... ?
Nobody was givin' him the tough love he needs, so I figured I'd tell him about it.
I luv Derron.

Boredom.
If I was in the States I'd slam a quart of malt and go pluck some prime hub caps.
Here I just .... sit.
Until my sentence is served.

Ang · Post by **Ang** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:25 am

pop,

The male members of my family often call me dense (I am outnumbered here), and I figure it's just their problem because we don't ALL talk in bullet points, but occasionally...not that often, but it happens... it justs come home to me not getting it :)

And I really missed something here, saw a few references to you being in Korea, and just blew it off as a wierd comment. Sorry I missed that. I had no idea you were out of the country.

Now I understand your boredom! But still, no free passes for playing t-ball :).

I think it is very cool you check in here when you are so far away. Take good care.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:28 am

I could beat up Pop, Derron, and Ang at the same time.

I'm kinda badass like that.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:06 am

I could beat up most negroes, all asians, half the spics, white Derron, white Ang, white Wagon, white Wagon's daughter, Dinsdale's roommate, and anyone who's spoken ill of me in this thead.