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... this guy:

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Despite not being a big fan, I opted for the latter (not that anyone had offered me the choice). Dude was here in the building in which I work, delivering a speech to a group of interns. Met him on his way into the auditorium, shook his hand, returned to desk. Then again, I've shaken hands with AP, jtr, & Loganfan, so I'm obviously not terribly discriminating. Although I might draw the line at Cheney or Rove.
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I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
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silvurna wrote:I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
Nah ... just a small posse. Didn't see any cameras or press.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
silvurna wrote:I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
Nah ... just a small posse. Didn't see any cameras or press.
The Hell you say!!!!!!!
The Reverend minus his entourage??? I need a drink.
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silvurna wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
silvurna wrote:I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
Nah ... just a small posse. Didn't see any cameras or press.
The Hell you say!!!!!!!
The Reverend minus his entourage??? I need a drink.
Could've been because cameras aren't allowed in the building (DoD policy). But prolly more because he's just a swell guy who shuns the spotlight and wants to make a difference in the lives of America's youth.
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Smackie just jacked off Jesse Jackson by proxy. Teehehe.
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I was going to wytch an animated gif of Smackie bobbin' up and down behind the podium, but I said fuck it. I'm tired and need a nap.

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Goober McTuber wrote:Smackie just jacked off Jesse Jackson by proxy. Teehehe.
And MLK, twice removed.

Anybody got a wetnap?
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Luther wrote:I was going to wytch an animated gif of Smackie bobbin' up and down behind the podium, but I said fuck it. I'm tired and need a nap.

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Smackie Chan wrote:delivering a speech to a group of interns.
Sounds like its been a rough fall for Rev. Jesse. Next week he's booked at the grand opening of a remodeled storm drain and a McDonald's pick up window.
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Hell, both. Give him the stink-palm.

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Smackie Chan wrote:..Despite not being a big fan, I opted for the latter (not that anyone had offered me the choice).
And what if you found out later that Rev Jackson wipes his ass bare-handed?
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STRIKE UP THE BAND
YOU MUST SHAKE MY HAND

YOU CAN HAVE A TAN
YOU CAN TURN ON THE FAN

YOU CAN PLAY IN SAND
YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND

DON'T BE A FOO
STAY IN SKOO

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Cuda wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:..Despite not being a big fan, I opted for the latter (not that anyone had offered me the choice).
And what if you found out later that Rev Jackson wipes his ass bare-handed?
I would've arranged a trollstop in your neck o' the woods and shaken yours. Hand, that is.
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I always use some of this...

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... immediately after shaking hands- while the person is still there, if possible
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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IndyFrisco wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Bare-hand ass wipe, or handshake with ...
Hell, both. Give him the stink-palm.

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Second. Why not A then B?

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Did you ask the Reverend if hes been checked out for anal ulcers? I here its going around the black "leadership" comunity.
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No, my impression is that Jesse's butthole is exit-only.

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In Jesse Jackson we see a man with intelligence, charisma, and leadership ability.
He's had great potential to lead his sheep toward the inheritance of God's Kingdom, yet he's used his energy to have people inherit things of the flesh.
As such, he's a fake Reverend.

A very sad man.
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and an opportunist.

He's set back the progress of blacks in this country years.

I would have been more impressed if smackie actually said something to him like " nice to meet ya, Uncle Tom".
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Or beat him up.
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Or ask if he has any spare change.
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Cuda wrote:Or ask if he has any spare change.
:lol:

Funniest post I've ever seen from you. Counting only the posts where you actually going for teh funnay, of course.
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Uh-oh. With a crack like that, Smackie, Cuda will be taking the gloves off. Which would be another example of a bare-hand asswipe.
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Cuda wrote:I always use some of this...

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... immediately after shaking hands- while the person is still there, if possible
RACK you for having a TV series based on yo' bad self. I never realized you were ...

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Smackie Chan wrote:
Cuda wrote:I always use some of this...

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... immediately after shaking hands- while the person is still there, if possible
RACK you for having a TV series based on yo' bad self. I never realized you were ...

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Dr. Demotivator reset, actually
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