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Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:16 pm
... this guy:
Despite not being a big fan, I opted for the latter (not that anyone had offered me the choice). Dude was here in the building in which I work, delivering a speech to a group of interns. Met him on his way into the auditorium, shook his hand, returned to desk. Then again, I've shaken hands with AP, jtr, & Loganfan, so I'm obviously not terribly discriminating. Although I might draw the line at Cheney or Rove.
silvurna
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by silvurna Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:32 pm
I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:34 pm
silvurna wrote: I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
Nah ... just a small posse. Didn't see any cameras or press.
silvurna
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by silvurna Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:39 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: silvurna wrote: I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
Nah ... just a small posse. Didn't see any cameras or press.
The Hell you say!!!!!!!
The Reverend minus his entourage??? I need a drink.
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:51 pm
silvurna wrote: Smackie Chan wrote: silvurna wrote: I hope he had the usual contingent of photo-journalists, camera crews, etc..who loves pub more than this guy??HClint.
Nah ... just a small posse. Didn't see any cameras or press.
The Hell you say!!!!!!!
The Reverend minus his entourage??? I need a drink.
Could've been because cameras aren't allowed in the building (DoD policy). But prolly more because he's just a swell guy who shuns the spotlight and wants to make a difference in the lives of America's youth.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:05 pm
Smackie just jacked off Jesse Jackson by proxy. Teehehe.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Luther
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by Luther Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:09 pm
I was going to wytch an animated gif of Smackie bobbin' up and down behind the podium, but I said fuck it. I'm tired and need a nap.
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Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:11 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: Smackie just jacked off Jesse Jackson by proxy. Teehehe.
And MLK, twice removed.
Anybody got a wetnap?
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:13 pm
Luther wrote: I was going to wytch an animated gif of Smackie bobbin' up and down behind the podium, but I said fuck it. I'm tired and need a nap.
If it's all the same, I prefer you just write a letter, by proxy.
TIA
Bizzarofelice
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by Bizzarofelice Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:25 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: delivering a speech to a group of interns.
Sounds like its been a rough fall for Rev. Jesse. Next week he's booked at the grand opening of a remodeled storm drain and a McDonald's pick up window.
why is my neighborhood on fire
indyfrisco
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by indyfrisco Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:29 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: Bare-hand ass wipe, or handshake with ...
Hell, both. Give him the stink-palm.
Goober McTuber wrote: One last post...
Cuda
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by Cuda Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:48 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: ..Despite not being a big fan, I opted for the latter (not that anyone had offered me the choice).
And what if you found out later that Rev Jackson wipes
his ass bare-handed?
WacoFan wrote: Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Uncle Fester
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by Uncle Fester Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:54 pm
STRIKE UP THE BAND
YOU MUST SHAKE MY HAND
YOU CAN HAVE A TAN
YOU CAN TURN ON THE FAN
YOU CAN PLAY IN SAND
YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND
DON'T BE A FOO
STAY IN SKOO
and so forth...
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:59 pm
Cuda wrote: Smackie Chan wrote: ..Despite not being a big fan, I opted for the latter (not that anyone had offered me the choice).
And what if you found out later that Rev Jackson wipes
his ass bare-handed?
I would've arranged a trollstop in your neck o' the woods and shaken yours. Hand, that is.
Cuda
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by Cuda Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:06 pm
I always use some of this...
... immediately after shaking hands- while the person is still there, if possible
WacoFan wrote: Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Rich Fader
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by Rich Fader Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:36 pm
IndyFrisco wrote: Smackie Chan wrote: Bare-hand ass wipe, or handshake with ...
Hell, both. Give him the stink-palm.
Second. Why not A then B?
Jihad is hump of Islam...and Islam wants to hump us very much.
Trampis
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by Trampis Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:39 am
Did you ask the Reverend if hes been checked out for anal ulcers? I here its going around the black "leadership" comunity.
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
Rich Fader
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by Rich Fader Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:28 am
No, my impression is that Jesse's butthole is exit-only.
:twisted:
Jihad is hump of Islam...and Islam wants to hump us very much.
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by poptart Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:47 am
In Jesse Jackson we see a man with intelligence, charisma, and leadership ability.
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by Mister Bushice Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:34 am
and an opportunist.
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by poptart Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:38 am
Or beat him up.
Cuda
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by Cuda Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:52 pm
Or ask if he has any spare change.
WacoFan wrote: Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:25 pm
Cuda wrote: Or ask if he has any spare change.
Funniest post I've ever seen from you. Counting only the posts where you actually going for teh funnay, of course.
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by Goober McTuber Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:36 pm
Uh-oh. With a crack like that, Smackie, Cuda will be taking the gloves off. Which would be another example of a bare-hand asswipe.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Smackie Chan
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by Smackie Chan Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:40 pm
Cuda wrote: I always use some of this...
... immediately after shaking hands- while the person is still there, if possible
RACK you for having a TV series based on yo' bad self. I never realized you were ...
Cuda
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by Cuda Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:17 pm
Smackie Chan wrote: Cuda wrote: I always use some of this...
... immediately after shaking hands- while the person is still there, if possible
RACK you for having a TV series based on yo' bad self. I never realized you were ...
Dr. Demotivator reset, actually
WacoFan wrote: Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
