Horrible, America-Hating Liberal Media, pt 5492

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:50 pm

This week's Newsweek;

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:52 pm

Newsweek put a red X on their cover?

Armaggedon is upon us.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:56 pm

teeth deficient jackass.

See You Next Wednesday · Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:59 pm

Here, let me help, various Newsweek covers from the same week from around the world:

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:10 pm

Yeah, Newsweek isnt a Liberal mag.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:16 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, Newsweek isnt a Liberal mag.

Well, since they're shielding the liberal party from a sore spot, I'd have to say so.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:19 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, Newsweek isnt a Democrat mag.

FTFY, since Dins is being difficult.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:20 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, Newsweek isnt a Liberal mag.

No, they're capitalists.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:30 pm

Cicero wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah, Newsweek isnt a Democrat mag. :meds:

FTFY, since Dins is being difficult.

So, why would a "democrat mag" choose to not run a cover that revolves around an issue that the dems are running on, and is a "sore spot" of the pubs?

Because you're an idiot, that's why.

As a former US Representative once told me, "people who think the media is 'liberal' or 'conservative' are morons -- the only political affiliation the media has is to selling papers."

But then again, you fit in the "moron" category, so I can see how you could get confused by this.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:54 pm

Oh go fuck yourself you self important POS. One time that mag doesnt suck the tit of the Dems. Big fucking deal. I read that thing every week and it is so anti-bush it is appaling.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:09 pm

Cicero wrote:Yeah, Newsweek isnt a Democrat mag.

Cicero wrote:I read that thing every week

Does it hurt to be this dumb?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:11 pm

Cicero wrote: it is so anti-bush it is appaling.

Hmmm...let's think on this...

Somewhere around 70% of the country is now "anti-bush" at any given moment these days...hmmm....

I wonder if that's because of Newsweek, or if Newsweek takes that stance to...sell magazines?

Does it hurt to be this stupid?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:22 pm

I'd buy newsweek if it was 2 ply.

Rip City

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:25 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Cicero wrote: it is so anti-bush it is appaling.

Hmmm...let's think on this...

Somewhere around 70% of the country is now "anti-bush" at any given moment these days...hmmm....

I wonder if that's because of Newsweek, or if Newsweek takes that stance to...sell magazines?

Does it hurt to be this stupid?

The last time I checked it was more around 58-60% and those are the same polls that said Kerry was going to beat Bush by 6-7 % points. I dont take to kindly to those polls.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:12 pm

BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah, Newsweek isnt a Liberal mag.
No, they're capitalists.

Aren't you the same dumbfuck who thinks NPR is controlled by the GOP?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:46 pm

NPR is run by a GOP leaning appointee, dumbass. Just because they don't cry and whine like FOX doesn't mean a place is run by Marxists.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:58 pm

We have FOX, you have CNN.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:04 pm

Cicero wrote:We have FOX, you have CNN.

Hey, here's a novel concept...why don't you boycott ALL media that insists on pandering for ratings by adopting the "it's US against THEM" mantra, and instead embrace that which takes a "we're all Americans, let's stick together" stance?

Because you're an unAmerican piece of shit, maybe?

Ever since the dumbasses voted in the Divider, this shit's outta hand.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:22 pm

Oh yeah, I'm so un-American. Just b/c I dont think the current Admin is Nazi-Germany 1940, I defend our actions and dont second guess everything they do?

Do you even pay taxes Dins?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:31 pm

Cicero wrote:We have FOX, you have CNN.

truly stupid

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:39 pm

Cicero wrote:Oh yeah, I'm so un-American. Just b/c I dont think the current Admin is Nazi-Germany 1940, I defend our actions and dont second guess everything they do?

Dear god, you're stupid.

No, you're unAmerican because you've bought into the "we" vs "you" mentality...and yes, those are direct quotes from you, since you're fucking stupid.

Do you even pay taxes Dins?

Not if I can fucking help it.

In times of less corruption, I gladly pay my share. In times like these of rampant misapropriated funds, and constantly diminishing public services in favor of special-interest pandering, I do what I can to avoid it. Let those who support the corruption pay the bill.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:41 pm

Then kindly shut the fuck up as you contribute nothing to society.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:47 pm

Cicero wrote:Then kindly shut the fuck up as you contribute nothing to society.

Link?

That's right, you can't come up with one...

because you're fucking stupid.

Can I ask a favor of you?

Quit being stupid.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:16 pm

Bizzardofelice wrote:NPR is run by a GOP leaning appointee, dumbass. Just because they don't cry and whine like FOX doesn't mean a place is run by Marxists.

Doesn't exactly make it controlled by the GOP either, does it?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:58 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:teeth deficient jackass.

Anal elasticity-deficient peon.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:08 am

mvscal wrote:Can't say that I'm all that surprised to see Sissyroo taking another ride on the plunger pony.

I, for one, am shocked.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:11 am

mvscal wrote:Can't say that I'm all that surprised to see Sissyroo taking another ride on the plunger pony.

Why on earth you took the name of a man known for rhetorical brilliance is a question that can never be answered. We can only hope a latter day Marc Antony will happen by soon.

I've often wondered that too. And once again, the rock-solidness of the mvscal-Nishlord rule is proven right; if the two of can agree on something, it must be incredibly true. You are a moron.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:16 am

Cicero wrote:Then kindly shut the fuck up as you contribute nothing to society.

The day that corpses are allowed to be burnt for fuel will be the day that Cicero finally contributes to society.

I'm still trying to work out what those covers mean. Did Newsweek slag America off behind its back, or do they generally dumb down for the American market?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:30 am

Nishlord wrote: or do they generally dumb down for the American market?

Obviously not...

Sissyroo lives in the USA. Newsweek actually contains text, not just pictures.

Kinda shoots your theory out of the water, no?

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:56 am

I rather fear you're right.

Someone needs to do a Newsweek for the Sissyroo type, possibly call Stuff That Happened While You Were Jamming Your Hand Up Your Ringpiece. Dot-To-Dot drawings of Osama bin Laden, an opportunity to colour in a picture of ImADinnerJacket, etc.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:37 am

mvscal wrote:Why on earth you took the name of a man known for rhetorical brilliance is a question that can never be answered. We can only hope a latter day Marc Antony will happen by soon.

Nice.

The most humorous part of this line is that it will be flying over Sissyroo like a geosynchronous satellite over the daylight skies of Florida.

Nish, who is it on the cover of the U.S. version?

Not that I give a fuck, but it's pretty important for American readers like Sissy, obviously, to know which celebrity they're following this week. *

* American magazines and television (sans public TV).

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:27 pm

It's Annie Liebowicz (sic), the photographer.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:38 pm

When Sissyroo gets ass-fucked by a lightbulb, does Crown's dome illuminate the closet?