Columbine II ???

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:44 pm

Whats going on in CO?

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:49 pm

Anyone seen Cuda lately?

BAILEY, Colorado (AP) -- Authorities say an adult gunman is holding at least four hostages at a high school.

Officials evacuated a high school in this Colorado mountain town and sent a bomb squad and a SWAT team Wednesday after receiving reports that several shots had been fired, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.

There were no immediate reports of any injuries.

Jan Howard, a secretary to the superintendent of schools, said students from Platte Canyon High School and the nearby middle school in Bailey were being taken to a safe location.

Howard said the evacuation came after a loud noise was heard, but "I don't know what the noise was."

"We have some information that several shots have been fired," sheriff's spokeswoman Jacki Kelley said.

The town is 35 miles southwest of Denver

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http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/27/school ... index.html

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:07 pm

Let's just say Bailey is a Dinsdale kind of townm and leave it at that

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:16 pm

Nobody gives a fuck.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:59 pm

what took you so long?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:21 pm

Turns out the bad guy was a 53 year old homeless perv, who fondled his teen-hottie hostages before the jeffco swat team stormed the classroom. At least the cops learned one lesson from Columbine.

But only one lesson. When the bad guy started shooting at them, they bravely hid behind a shield rather than return fire, which gave him time to kill one of the girls and then, in a display of public spiritedness not often seen these days, he blew his own brains out.

The FBI was not on hand to mow down the remaining hostages as they fled the building, however

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:48 pm

Ok, Waco, Colorado...WTF are gun-toting paramilitary peace-keepers actually meant to do under all of these conditions?

You see way yto fucking fast in dissing anyone that has the ability to shoot but doesn't, what exactly is the answer, shit-stain?

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:36 am

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:41 am

Oddly, I was online in tech support with a Dell guy named, COLOMBINO, today.

Yeah I know, had I remembered it or been a sick fook like Bushice, I would have asked him if there were any "Trench Coast Specials" running today.

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