May be glass dick...

[Bucmonkey]

[web]http://video.ap.org/v/en-ap/v.htm?g=D97 ... f=&fg=copy[/web]

Iraq truck convoy....wonder if he made it...yeah, the commercial sucks, dont know how to lose it.

[Dinsdale]

That's what my buddy did in Iraq, or for part of his time there.

I'll show this to him the next time I see him.

I'm only guessing, but he'll probably say something like "that's what incomptetence will do, get you killed."

Missed a turn?

No guns on the truck?

Are you fucking kidding me? Why not just paint a bullseye on your face and call it good?


My bud tells the story of passing another convoy. As they passed the lead vehicle(which was clocking along at a mighty 30mph), he says the gunners in the back were using the opportunity to take a nap...more than one of them. Says when they got to their destination, they got a report on the radio that a bunch of those guys got themselves dead...:bigshocker:

No spotters + slow vehicle speed = Darwin hitting paydirt on American soldiers.

[Cuda]

yeah, the commercial sucks, dont know how to lose it.

Maybe not fucking posting a video with a fucking commercial in it would work.

[Dinsdale]

Maybe not fucking posting a video with a fucking commercial in it would work.

Yeah, whatever you do, DO NOT post it as a link...just embed the video. That way, if you're not running dual P4 Xeon processors with 12G of memory, it's impossible to reply, damn-near.


I can't for the life of me figure out what went wrong in the admins' brains to make them enable that stupid, stupid fucking feature again.

Then again, maybe it's a blessing in disguise for you guys -- my visits here became pretty few and far between when the bullshit was enabled before, and it just might work on me again.

Fucking retarded.

[The phantorino]

O.K. I see:
hands on a video camera, no hands on the wheel, bystanders throwing things, lurching on and off the road, and into the vehicle in front. Visor down, dirty windsheild.

This driver HAS to be Asian.

[Derron]

O.K. I see:
hands on a video camera, no hands on the wheel, bystanders throwing things, lurching on and off the road, and into the vehicle in front. Visor down, dirty windsheild.

This driver HAS to be Asian.

Or maybe a fucking camel jockey....

I bought a piece of equpiment in CA, and the seller set up the trucking company. I call the number and Habib answers. I tell him my name and he has this piece of equipment for me. Silence. I say "hallo " He says "well so what do you want ??"

I think I need to set the tone here, so I say " Look mother fucker.. if you want to get unloaded at a reasonable hour and want to know where to bring it, you might converse with me here...." He says " Maybe you mumble mumble gibberish mumble "

I say' I can't fucking understand you...you have my address there, just bring it here at a reasonalbe hour and we will unload you. "

He gets there about 2 am, pulls in the shop lot, gets out to take a piss and promptly gets run back up in the cab by 2 very pissed off wolf malamute's dogs. I hear the commotion, look on the video monitor and bust my ass laffing. Fuck him. The fucking dogs laid outside his truck until I went out there at 6 am and locked them up.

Then today, this fucking gook with glasses thicker than bottles, driving a Kenworth with a 53 footer, runs a red light and stops next to me. I hail him on the CB, call him a fucking stupid gook cocksucker, and maybe he should clean his windshield once between LA and here. He mumbles something and I go on. Fucking foreign truckers taking jobs from good old American fat rednecks.

[The phantorino]

'Zactly

sin
good old American fat rednecks.