Here's why SissyCrownroo permanently owns the BOARDBITCH tag

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:32 pm

m2ool strives mightily to achieve BOARDBITCH status. No stone unturned, no Bay Area pic unposted, no Renskank unmolested, no Chime unwinded, et cetera.

Babs/CSmith/Fraudo is basically the BOARDBITCH of the entire SC Experience. That cunt experienced plungerings that boggled the mind. The beatings became so severe that his relatives in the FBI had to step in and remove him from the fray.

Battery Chucka One has the potential to take the BOARDBITCH prize. As a few old Italian dudes have remarked in football over the years, POTENTIAL can cost you your job. BCO could walk away with this, but his fingers rebel and refuse to play along.

RtS's accomplishments stand for themselves in comprehensive fashion. With a few years of keyboard mashings, the dude has permanently SHAMED the entire Internet. RtS runs circles around everyone in his wheelchair...everyone but ONE (1) dude.

See now, SissyRoo-Crown is the permanent BOARDBITCH. He's not two dudes...he's ONE (1) dude. He abases himself with one nick, then turns around and does the same with the next one. He bandwagons Duke in hoops, FSU in football, and Dubya's nutsack in politics.

He makes every poster here appear BRILLIANT by comparison...no simple motherfucking task. BOARDBITCHdom is taken beyond science, past vocation, to a new level of being...something horrible, something shameless, something profound. With SissyCrown, we are awash in a CAVALCADE of BOARDBITCHery.

SissyCrown is a BRAZEN HUSSY of a BOARDBITCH. Dude has grown extra vaginas just to gleefully accept ever greater and cacophonous filthy plunger rapes.

At TheSmackBat.com, SissyCrown asked to have his nick changed to Twat Bitch. Something similar is needed here...something really good. Step up to the plate, superstars. This time, we're not going to wait for him to ASK...the time has come for ACTION.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:11 pm

"CAVALCADE of BOARDBITCHery" would do quite nicely.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:15 pm

Cum Dumpster Crown

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:17 pm

If he sucked just a little worse, you could change his nic to "phantorino."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:19 pm

If he sucked just a little worse

Dammit, he's trying.

Twice.

As a result, NoCal is trying to phone him.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:38 pm

I'm not sure your little "contest" is quite as cut-and-dried as you think it is.

Sure, Suckeroo sucks. Among the names you mentioned, he runs away with it.

M2 -- Has all the tools, but his campaign tactics are just too transparent. This bitch is a bitch by design, whereas the others are quite sincere in their suckage.

Babs -- too sporadic, although when he brings it, he brings it. He's like the Dave Kingman of Suck.

BCO -- Certainly the literary world's bitch, but just hasn't put in enough quality sucking to suck along with this all-star team of suck.

RtS -- What can you say about RTS that hasn't been said? This guy doesn't suck...he invented suck...or at least perfected it. But lately, due to absentia and dementia, we've not been exposed to his suck as of late. And just as today Babe Ruth's legend has faded, so goes the ...

YOU ASS!

But really, I'm not sure if this is really fair, or if we're just partial because Sismeister came up through our farms, and we're being a bunch of homers.

I mean, can you honestly say that Crownero truly sucks that much more than some of the "new talent" around here?

Do a search under "phantorino," and see if you feel the same way.

OK...SuckedDick#25 probably wins this one...but I think we need a replay review or something.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:46 pm

but I think we need a replay review or something.

An astonishing statement from you, Duckeroo.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:48 pm

PSU - I would really like to have an actual convo w/ you man b/c whatever Jeff in Tampa/Crown did to you on the past other boards must have really hurt your pussy.

Why is it that once a week you have to get your period and bring up shit????

I am not CROWN you red headed, ugly ass mutha fucka. I have never posted on smackbat or smackchat. That was Crown/Jeff in Tampa/Tiberious.

You swear you are so fucking smart but you really are an ignorant douchebag. At this point if me and Crown have to post a pic to prove our point, I will b/c I am sick and fucking tired of you posting this stupid ass shit.

I made a comment on the football board that was no where near controversial or stupid, but yet you got a huge hard on.

Why am I in your dome? Seriously. PM or something, b/c Crown obviously pissed you and some of your minions off at one point in time.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:51 pm

At this point if me and Crown have to post a pic to prove our point

Go ahead and regard that as necessary.

Minions, TO ME!!!!!!!!

you ASSES!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:52 pm

Cicero wrote: I am not CROWN you red headed, ugly ass mutha fucka.

I hate to break out the grammarsmack at a time like this, but I believe the correct vernacular for someone in your position is --

"I am not CROWN, YOU ASS! "

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:55 pm

At this point if me and Crown have to post a pic to prove our point

Isn't there some really picturesque bridge in the Tampa area you could post a pic of....are really big pic, if possible.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:08 pm

The funny thing is that of all those listed, I only have Fraudo as being in the suck category. I understand that some people suck, but to others they just don't bother me. On the other hand, there are some who really are a parents secret shame, never mentioned at BBQ's or bar mitzvahs, but somehow managed to afford a computer and an internet connection. Some of these assboils have managed to make it here.

I like reading this board the most because I can learn things here. The U and L has besides me, ...WE HAVE the great Doctor Dinsdale, who actually knows everything there is to know. I kid you not. I mean he can't wytch or anything like that, and he isn't a funny guy per se...but he knows about shit that even encyclopedia's don't know. He knows about rocks, dirt, water, deck screws, theories, laws of physics, how to get a blow job from a Romanian fat chick without giving out your real name. He just knows about LIFE.

Crown, Cicero or whatever...just doesn't bother me. He's kind of like an electric fan to me. He makes a little noise, but after awhile you don't really hear it. He doesn't piss me off, nor does he really make me laugh. There are some tards around this place that I simply cringe when I see their names. Crownie or Cissy, ...maybe we should call him the "C word"...he just doesn't bother me at all.

Rip City

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:14 pm

Luther wrote:WE HAVE the great Doctor Dinsdale, who actually knows everything there is to know.

I call bullshit.

For the life of me, I can't figure out why Sissyroo/Crown's parents didn't put him in a burlap sack with an anvil, and drop him in a very deep body of water.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:29 pm

Their efforts were repelled. I think his pumpkin-shaped head has an air bladder.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:35 pm

I'm going to let you in on a secret.
Something that has never actually been expressed out loud or in public, but something I feel has been an unspoken truth here from the very beginning.

Every board needs its tards (and its bitches).

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:40 pm

Couple of things ...

I don't think it's possible to anoint a single poster to such a position. This really does lend itself to a "Hall of Shame" type scenario. We would all have our own favorites that we can argue about, maybe even come out with a line of trading cards with classic "meltdown" and "fuck up" stats on the back. This target rich demographic deserves its due place in smackdom.

Did ciceroo fail sex ed and/or anatomy? I'm getting mixed signals here.

Cicero wrote:PSU - I would really like to have an actual convo w/ you man b/c whatever Jeff in Tampa/Crown did to you on the past other boards must have really hurt your pussy.

Why is it that once a week you have to get your period and bring up shit????

I made a comment on the football board that was no where near controversial or stupid, but yet you got a huge hard on.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:44 pm

He's actually a pretty smart guy, very witty, and has tons of friends.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:47 pm

I made a comment on the football board that was no where near controversial or stupid

Historically speaking? I guess it's possible.

I think I'll still call bullshit, though.

Twat Bitch OWNs this forum in 3...2...1...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:52 pm

PSUFAN's undies wrote:we are awash

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:53 pm

Dinsdale wrote:He's actually a pretty smart guy, very witty, and has tons of friends.

Heh.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:He's actually a pretty smart guy, very witty, and has tons of friends.

But does he own two houses and make six figures?

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:22 pm

Lisa Guererro says he's still a fag.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:23 pm

Upon further review, a certain poster was neglectfully left off the list.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:25 pm

Diogenes wrote:Lisa Guererro says he's still a fag.

Of course, you proffer this as spankbank material:

It's not that she was beaten with the ugly stick...more that she IS the Uglystick.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:31 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Diogenes wrote:Lisa Guererro says he's still a fag.
Of course, you proffer this as spankbank material:

Link?

And yes, the fact that AC mocks your idiotic heroes and the best you can do is break out the 'ugly stick' spin is mearly reflects on your own delusions of gender.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:31 pm

RACK this thread.

Not sure about the new nic, but I'm kinda partial to a new title, courtesy of mvscal: Plunger pony buckaroo.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:33 pm

I hesitate to further the analogy, but Plunger Pogostick bounces to mind repeatedly.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:36 pm

AC mocks your idiotic heroes

They being?

None of them are currently being discussed, BTW.

the best you can do is break out the 'ugly stick' spin is mearly reflects on your own delusions of gender.

ENGLISH, motherfucker. Damn, I erred badly in leaving you out on this.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:40 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:He's actually a pretty smart guy, very witty, and has tons of friends.
Heh.

Then again, I suppose we shouldn't completely discount the "tons of friends" claim -- after all, it is possible that Type 2 and RTS PMed the guy before.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:42 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
AC mocks your idiotic heroes
They being?

None of them are currently being discussed, BTW.

the best you can do is break out the 'ugly stick' spin is mearly reflects on your own delusions of gender.
ENGLISH, motherfucker. Damn, I erred badly in leaving you out on this.

A)Neither was Coulter.
B)Reading Comprehension, Bitch.
Try to use it in the future.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:43 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Damn, I erred badly in leaving you out on this.

Boldtext is to boardbitch contests what plutonium bombs and ICBMs are to warfare -- surefire winners, but really take the fun out of the competition.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:44 pm

the best you can do is break out the 'ugly stick' spin is mearly reflects

Nice. Deft touch. Subtle shadings. The use of the tag...lifts the ball out of the park.

I still don't fucking understand it, though.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:44 pm

Diogenes wrote:B)Reading Comprehension, Bitch.
Try to use it in the future.

RACK your showing in this thread!!!!!!!!!!

Sin,
Cicero

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:46 pm

PSUFAN wrote:mearly reflects

I still don't fucking understand it, though.[/quote]

That's because you lack Dio's comprehension.

In his literary brilliance, he was actually making a very subtle reference to Rick Mears...a frequent polesitter.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:47 pm

And spellcheck/grammar smack isn't a sign af not having a cogent take on anything.

Losers.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:51 pm

Sometimes, I have to give it up to the biblethumpers.

Only Divine Intervention could have provided me with such fodder, so consistently, for so long.

That some of you wheel or pogostick up, and sometimes even MAN up, is amazing and wonderful.

Try not to leave balls from your hairshirt in the foyer.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:53 pm

Diogenes wrote:And spellcheck/grammar smack isn't a sign af not having a cogent take on anything.

I gotta give it up for Mr Comprehension.

There's negative statements. There's double-negatives.

But here, we actually have a fractional-negative. Not quite a triple-negative, but more than a double-negative.

Pulitzers await.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:56 pm

Over your head again?

Shocking.

Okay, not really.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:56 pm

Dinsdale wrote:But here, we actually have a fractional-negative. Not quite a triple-negative, but more than a double-negative.

It's the posting equivalent of a double gainer with a half twist.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:00 pm

Losers.

And there it is...the knockout punch. Please proceed to the press wing for your Glorious Acclaim.

Chroniclers will query, with tremulous, reverential tones, "How were these pinnacles reached? Whereby this unforeseen Zenith?"

It looks like you just wind up and go. I bow to you, atop your spire.