My Lou Graham kinda cold locks of the week!

[Van]

-Alabama will barely score.

-Texas will score every last point they wish to score against Yosemite Sam State.

-I won't be able to sleep in any later than about 8:00am on Sunday mornng 'cause the need to get up and take a wiz will finally overcome the desire to finish that dream I was having involving a young Carmen Electra, the Duracell Bunny and a pissed off Edward Teller.

-Matt Millen will again send out an incomprehensibly bad team while sporting a killer '80s porn 'stache.

-Someone somewhere is still giggling to themselves like a happy little bitch because S. Carolina's nic can be shortened into "Cocks".

-Colorado will probably find a way to cover but still lose and Buff Fan will then attempt to find solace in the fact that, hey, at least Mizzou is 1-A and it wasn't a repeat of the Texas game assblood letting...

-m2 will turn a Cal win over Oregon St into the equivalent of Buster Douglas beating the '78 Steelers in the Tokyo Dome.

-Some jackass with gold toofers will make a three yard reception and then jump up and cavort around like he'd just taken Salma Hayek's anal virginity. Then, four plays later, he'll drop a gimme for a TD that would've given his team a huge win and then he'll say it was "God's will, and I'd like to give a shout out to Ray Ray and Ja'Mequa back in the 314!"

[orcinus]

M2 might be onto something here.

[Dinsdale]

a Cal win over Oregon St

I wouldn't count your chickens on this one just yet...after all, there IS a pretty snazzy looking bridge on the way into Corvallis.

[Shoalzie]

-Matt Millen will again send out an incomprehensibly bad team while sporting a killer '80s porn 'stache.

Thank goodness for the Tigers and the Wolverines...

[Van]

Bwaaahahaaa!!

[King Crimson]

stone cold licks and midnight blue.....

[Jimmy Medalions]

van just brought the funnay