Man shot 68 times...

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:04 pm

Roach wrote:
Let's see, Why did they shoot at him 110 times?

Because, based on the law of averages, they wanted to make sure they hit him at least once.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:09 pm

110 shots and only 68 hits?

They suck.

sin

Derron

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:27 pm

"Put your hands up."

"Fuck you"

cue Scarface soundtrack.

Rip City

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:35 pm

Damn, if he had lived, he could have had six Corporate Rap careers.

Sincerely,
50 Cent

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:45 pm

BSmack wrote:110 shots and only 68 hits?

They suck.

sin

Derron

Fuck you.

Do you know how hard it is to hit a moving target while shooting from the hip?

sin

Rack Fu

Bones · Post by **Bones** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:02 pm

68 SHOTS?

He's WORSE than dead, his BRAIN is gone.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:11 pm

All a 61.8% hit ratio is going to do is give all the other cops a misleadingly high average.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:03 pm

Next time maybe you could keep it to 20 or so solid hits.

Sincerely,

The mortician who had to pick his carcass up.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:05 pm

mvscal wrote:

He looks scared. Why did they have to kill him?

--IB

He looks like Ricky Williams. Why was he speeding in the first place? Late for his yoga class?

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:52 pm

That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:45 pm

Well he also shot and killed a police dog, so that makes it okay--out here in hippy land, anyway--to anhilate him.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:55 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay.

STOP OR I'LL............blam, pow, kapow, boom, crack, kapow, pow, boom, boom, boom, pow, zip, ratta tat tat, fwoomp, ping, pow, fwoomp, tat tat tat tat, BOOM............SHOOT !!!

Alrighty now.

Rip City

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:24 pm

Luther wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay.

STOP OR I'LL............blam, pow, kapow, boom, crack, kapow, pow, boom, boom, boom, pow, zip, ratta tat tat, fwoomp, ping, pow, fwoomp, tat tat tat tat, BOOM............SHOOT !!!

Alrighty now.

Rip City

I have a relative who is a correctional oficer at Pelican Bay. When the knuckleheads misbehave, as in carving each other up, beatings etc... the correctional officers are supposed to shout out 3 times for the knuckleheads to stop the beat down, carving, assfucking etc...

So it goes something like (in a whispered voice...stop... stop...) then shouted out STOP!!..... BLAM..BLAM.... Blast the fucks with a .308 carbine.. in the yard or a .223 inside the catwalk... . Damn... call the fucking meat wagon.. another one goes to the cooler...

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:23 pm

Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office.

Yeah there's some money well spent. Did they figure he might have died of natural causes a split second before the 1st of 68 bullets struck?*

*Yeah, I know they had to count how many...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:59 am

Headhunter wrote:
Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office.
Yeah there's some money well spent. Did they figure he might have died of natural causes a split second before the 1st of 68 bullets struck?

They had to analyze his blood to ensure he had sufficient levels of toxin to determine cause of death to be lead poisoning.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:19 am

Headhunter wrote:
Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office.
Yeah there's some money well spent. Did they figure he might have died of natural causes a split second before the 1st of 68 bullets struck?*

*Yeah, I know they had to count how many...

These are civil servants. They're not going to pass up overtime pay.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:22 am

al sharpton is a funny dude

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:25 am

Man shot 68 times

Yeah, it's really starting to get annoying.

Sin,

every female "actress" Jess has worked with

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:18 pm

Luther wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay.

STOP OR I'LL............blam, pow, kapow, boom, crack, kapow, pow, boom, boom, boom, pow, zip, ratta tat tat, fwoomp, ping, pow, fwoomp, tat tat tat tat, BOOM............SHOOT !!!

Alrighty now.

Rip City

The police gave him repeated warnings to come out unarmed with his hands up, which he choose no to comply with.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:46 pm

They had to rotate out the old ammo anyway.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:56 pm

wonder if they had to bust out the "perp's gun" they all carry.

T1B

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