RRS haiku

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:54 am

Red River shootout 06
Sooner walk into the Cotton Bowl
They limp home again

Thompson back to pass
Robison and Crowder rushing
Bomar'd once again

AD for Heisman
Plays against the Texas D
No more Heisman hype

OU fans believe
Sooners destroyed in Cotton Bowl
OU Sucks in 06

I say "OU sucks".
You reply "I think so too".
Instant friends we are.
(not mine)

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:03 am

The Sooner is sad
He can't make it to the game
House has a flat tire

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:09 am

Vito Corleone wrote:The Sooner is sad
He can't make it to the game
House has a flat tire

Bwaahahaaa!!

Well done.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:13 am

Let's move on to acronyms. Since you're feeling so creative, I'll let you fill in the rest...

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Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:16 am

M2 is that you

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:25 am

Mack wakes in cold sweat
No Vince Young to save the day
Order is restored

McCoy on his ass
AD runs for 200
Horn fans gone by half

War Stoops drinks a lot
Cheers another OU win
Six out of seven

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:47 am

OU cheerleader
How to get her in your room?
Grease hips, toss twinkie
(not mine)

Sooners lose again
For AD all is not lost
Big Red Sports/Imports

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:00 am

No more Vince with 50.
Mack's I-Pod and Play Book
Both empty again.

05 Memory.
06 reality is,
No Vince, No Mack Win.

Colt only the answer,
if the question asked is
who loses to O.U.?

U.T. players here.
Hide your good marijuana.
Sincerely, Dallas, Texas.

Mack without Vince is
like Kyle S. without Chrissy-poo:
Screwed, dude. Tattooed. Boomer Sooner.

That's enough for now. My brain hurts. I'll come up with some more before the game.

the_ouskull

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:47 am

You people are pathetic.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:16 am

Mikey wrote:St. Louis Cardinals
You people are pathetic
Try the EVOO bitch

FTFY

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:23 pm

Sooner Boosters pay
AD's mama is happy
Daddy out of slam

War Stoops Froz write jokes
Jamaal runs wild Mack wins 2
Skull grabs a phone book

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:42 pm

Skull takes his phone book.
Shines it up, turns it sideways,
Harvdog walks kinda funny.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:53 pm

Skull now employed
JV Coach does not pay shit
Skull still drinks Nat Light

Skull grunts grabs phone book
Harvdog to smart for Drunk Skull
Book find Skulls mellon

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:58 pm

Harvdog to (sic) smart for Drunk Skull

Skull is not just coach.
Also teaches Freshman English.
Apparently needed.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:01 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:Red River shootout 06
Sooner walk into the Cotton Bowl
They limp home again

7?
9?
5?

Did I miss something in middle school when they taught us the format of haikus?

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:09 pm

No Vince Young this year
I guess I really do suck
Where is my FJ?

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:10 pm

the_ouskull wrote:
Harvdog to (sic) smart for Drunk Skull
Skull is not just coach.
Also teaches Freshman English.
Apparently needed.

After 7 years
The Senior Year Ends for Most
No More Bars to Tend

Skull Got Job Teaching
The World Needs Ditch Diggers Too
Standards Must be Low

:smile:

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:37 pm

Frozen Sooner Sad
Can see game in Alaska
Game over by halftime

Skull is a teacher
Students get on his good side
Big jailbait scandal

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:13 pm

War Stoops wrote: McCoy on his ass
AD runs for 200
Horn fans gone by half

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:13 pm

Harvdog wrote:Standards Must be Low

:smile:

Nope... Just the pay. :(

the_ouskull

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:31 am

College in Norman
Many study for 10 years
Doctors not Teachers

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:34 pm

Chevy in the yard
old toilet for a ice chest
Thats life in Norman

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:26 pm

Backyard stadium.
Hotties all 'round; lookin' to party.
Norman does not suck.

U.T. fans know truth.
Mack without Vince is like case
without trophy. Sorry.

Win without Black Jesus?
Almost as likely as a
U.T. fan with teeth.

Dallas is in Texas still.
U.T. is in Austin still.
Championships? Norman.

Texas Bites, Texas Bites, Oh,
Texas can bite my ass. Go back
to work on railroad.

the_ouskull

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:26 pm

Pot smoke in the air
Ghey pride rallies every day
That's life in Austin

Rotting in traffic
Douchebag liberals abound
That's life in Austin

Endless resources
Yet still the bitch of OU
That's life at UT

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:30 pm

War Stoops wrote:Pot smoke in the air
Ghey pride rallies every day
Life in Oregon

Rotting in traffic
Douchebag liberals abound
Life in Oregon

Endless resources
Yet still the bitch of OU
That's life at UO

Could easily have been...

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:37 pm

Sister Looks Sexy
Try Not to Impregnate Her
Oklahoma Life

French Fries Without Salt
Is Oklahoma Without
Kissing Your Sister

Bob Stoops Started Well
He Beat Texas a Few Times
Mack has Scoreboard Now

T1B

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