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FecalFeeliak
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how should i get started?

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do i need to ask you all to lift up your skirts for a collective sac check? or just sit back and observe? any info would be appreciated...TIA
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TROTS


register a new nic and try again
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I'm never trolling again.
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troll? who me?
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Just make it look like an accident. k?
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I expected more from feeky

post some cameraphone sloot pics or whatever
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timmay wrote:I expected more from feeky

post some cameraphone sloot pics or whatever
do that. also grow up.
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Post by RumpleForeskin »

C'mon now. You've got plenty of substance here w/o pics as I so graciously offered to your weaponry. It's a matter of asking questions.

Timmay, if you really want this to be a success, then have them fill out a questionnaire before regestering here.
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this does suck

TROTS
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mvscal wrote:Load shotgun, open mouth, insert muzzle, use toe to tap trigger.
eating razorblades is much more enjoyable...
'sayin
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Well this is entertaining. Somewhere between a kick in the junk by Albert Haynesworth and Hoagie O'Donnell sitting on my face for an hour.
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Is stucknut pumping out their septic tanks this week?
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Mister Bushice wrote:Is stucknut pumping out their septic tanks this week?
Why, hungry?

(tip your waitress, try the veal)
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Did you take a wrong turn? The bad stand up comic convention is one board over.
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I'm more interested in how you get stopped.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Did you take a wrong turn? The bad stand up comic convention is one board over.
Was that bad standup? FUCK! I was going for fantastic interpretive dance. Back to the damn drawing board.
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Barbara Streisand is going on tour again....I can get you free tickets.
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Someone bust out the jumper cables in this pacle.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Is stucknut pumping out their septic tanks this week?
More likely the mods busted some caps into these tards and they and their hangers on ( sup Prime X, poptard, PSUFAN??) all foul this bandwidth with their epic posts.....
Derron
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silvurna wrote:Barbara Streisand is going on tour again....I can get you free tickets.
Can I fuck her beak whilst she yodels?
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Derron wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Is stucknut pumping out their septic tanks this week?
More likely the mods busted some caps into these tards and they and their hangers on ( sup Prime X, poptard, PSUFAN??) all foul this bandwidth with their epic posts.....
Derron,
Slow down man. Think about what it is you are trying to say. Use short, concise sentences.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Derron wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Is stucknut pumping out their septic tanks this week?
More likely the mods busted some caps into these tards and they and their hangers on ( sup Prime X, poptard, PSUFAN??) all foul this bandwidth with their epic posts.....
Derron,
Slow down man. Think about what it is you are trying to say. Use short, concise sentences.
What? Did you get tired of trying to teach a pig to sing?
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Derron wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Is stucknut pumping out their septic tanks this week?
More likely the mods busted some caps into these tards and they and their hangers on ( sup Prime X, poptard, PSUFAN??) all foul this bandwidth with their epic posts.....
Derron,
Slow down man. Think about what it is you are trying to say. Use short, concise sentences.

Try this, FUCK..... YOU ...... IN...... THE ...... MOUTH.........

That slow enough for your shit for brain's to comprehend ???
Derron
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Derron wrote:
Try this, FUCK..... YOU ...... IN...... THE ...... MOUTH.........

That slow enough for your shit for brain's to comprehend ???
okay...so im new here and all, but already this guy seems like a huge bleeding vagina...
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Derron is the front line of the welcoming committee. Oh shit. Here he comes.
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Post by Dog »

My experiences with Derron, all two posts of his that I read today, would tell me he is better than half the posters at Stucknut.











And no, Derron, that's not a compliment.
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i laffed dog...
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Derron wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Derron wrote: More likely the mods busted some caps into these tards and they and their hangers on ( sup Prime X, poptard, PSUFAN??) all foul this bandwidth with their epic posts.....
Derron,
Slow down man. Think about what it is you are trying to say. Use short, concise sentences.

Try this, FUCK..... YOU ...... IN...... THE ...... MOUTH.........

That slow enough for your shit for brain's to comprehend ???
Angry, gay & illiterate is no way to go through life Derron. I eagerly await your next attempt at english, really, I do. :meds:
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Someone bust out the jumper cables in this pacle.
You can't even T1B an intentional misspelling can you? It's "sordid clambake" you ASS!
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Post by YD »

Derron wrote:
That slow enough for your shit for brain's to comprehend ???
bbq?
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Post by Jay in Phoenix »

So this is the kind of thread that occurs with an infusion of new (and highly tainted) blood into the board.

Sweet googley-moogley, the shape of things to come is a glass deek. Who knew?
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yt1300inHtown is still crawling as well.
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