DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:32 pm

You know the rules. Loser leaves the board for eternity, or until you register another nic. No nipple pinching, no ninja stars and NO INDIAN RUBS!

Emofelice will judge along with PSU and timmay. Winner get the Ghusl.

LET'S GET IT ON!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:45 pm

Have the participants been checked for pulses?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:49 pm

Saxon's winding up right now. In a few hours, he'll post a sentence or two. Derron's busy lubing up his assmeat. You know he likes to take his time with this.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:51 pm

I'm pretty sure derron's still alive. Cuda had to fill up the tampon machine in the girls bathroom again. Fucker flows.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:00 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Have the participants been checked for pulses?

fukkk pulses. nobody cares about that. just make sure they've been tested for supplements/blood doping. you get extra points for it here.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:00 pm

I just love these PrimeKingX productions. Who's on the undercard? What about the overcard?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:14 pm

T's & P's to the duelists.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:17 pm

Jeez...now Derron's carefully fellating his pistol collection. If saxon brought a kleenex as a club, he'd run away with this thing...

YD · Post by YD » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:37 pm

when did saxon show up here? don't tell me he's been rooting around in the spin zone?

I had nothing to do with this one, so hold all PM's

Can I draw the chalk outline on the pavement this time?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:48 pm

No wonder we haven't had a newbie since the inception of this terlit.

Rip City

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:03 pm

This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight. You are all pricks.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:07 pm

This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight.

...surely a misadventure that would ring bells for you. Heard at your wedding: "this is like bringing a fleshy, misshapen mastodon to a wedding chapel".

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:31 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight. You are all pricks.

What did we do?

Fact remains as soon as saxon shows up, he will be given the decision over Derron. The last time Derron tried to smack he ended up doing more harm to himself.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:35 pm

PrimeX wrote:You know the rules. Loser leaves the board for eternity, or until you register another nic. No nipple pinching, no ninja stars and NO INDIAN RUBS!

Emofelice will judge along with PSU and timmay. Winner get the Ghusl.

LET'S GET IT ON!

Who the fuck made you a promoter ??

Go the fuck away and go back to surfing other troll sites. I got shit to do.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:50 pm

These pregame shows really suck.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:40 pm

Don't know Derron, can't stand Saxon.

Who's got popcorn?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:58 pm

insofar as a death match thread goes.....

this one SUCK'S HORSE CACK.......

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:00 pm

It's hard to pit two unwilling participants against each other. Maybe some of the oldskoolers can have an exhibition match.?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:02 pm

Dog wrote:It's hard to pit two unwilling participants against each other. Maybe some of the oldskoolers can have an exhibition match.?

prime's career as a promoter is going to take a major hit for this steaming pile.....

YD · Post by YD » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:04 pm

these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....

are suck and so hard to judge.

sax was run as soon as prime posted the title.

there needs to be deliberation because its too close for me to call

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:08 pm

Good thing I didn't waste my money on the Pay Per Spew for this one.

At least Mike Tyson snacked on an ear.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:10 pm

timmay wrote:these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....

are suck and so hard to judge.

sax was run as soon as prime posted the title.

there needs to be deliberation because its too close for me to call

Now why do you get to be judge? Is it because you've trolled this place with 400 more of your sorry ass posts than I have?
I demand justice. I wanna be a judge too.

I'm takin my ball and going home, or at least to .net or something.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:11 pm

At least the numbers through the gate aren't bad.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:22 pm

Rumps, I know its hard for you, but please, please, please...I'm begging you....please refrain from hitting the submit button after every single one of my posts.

Its a hard urge to fight, worse than nicotine, but I have faith in you. You can do it.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:26 pm

I'm sorry. I'm retarded.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:45 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm sorry. I'm retarded.

rack

nothing wrong with that.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:54 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm sorry. I'm retarded.

We're not sorry.

Do come back and visit on occasion.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:55 pm

k. thx.

I guess it would be too much to ask that you take a bath in some unprocessed soap?

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:10 pm

timmay wrote:these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....

are suck and so hard to judge.

like Presidential elections, then.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:10 pm

Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:11 pm

<----quietly raises hand to ask a question:

Is Martyred and M2 one in the same, or two totally different people?

TIA

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:12 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.

Whoa! M2 owns half of TROTS. I am not that fuggin' stupid. Definite foul on your part.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:13 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
Whoa! M2 owns have of TROTS. I am not that fuggin' stupid. Definite foul on your part.

Once again for the Newbs. Always proof read your smack when making fun of somebody else's stupidity.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:38 pm

Dog wrote:<----quietly raises hand to ask a question:

Is Martyred and M2 one in the same, or two totally different people?

TIA

Lucky for us, that is a daily double. two tards in two different bodies sharing the equivalent functioning level of one brain.

abbey someone.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:42 pm

Mister Bushice wrote: Lucky for us, that is a daily double. two tards in two different bodies sharing the equivalent functioning level of one brain.

And something tells me its only going to get worse around here :hmm

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:18 pm

Dog wrote:Don't know Derron, can't stand Saxon.

Who's got popcorn?

Can't you fukkin' read? Roach is supplying the popcorn. Jess is supplying the butter. Think I'll take mine dry.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:49 pm

Who is saxonjf? Is he really as big of a mouth-breathing cunt as Derron?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:14 am

jury's still out, nish. stay tuned.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:40 pm

So PrimeKingX set's up this battle, takes our $4.39, charges us for popcorn and what do we get? Zilch, nada, nothing!!!!! I'm calling in the lawyer trolls and the dude in smackaholics av to investigate this sham.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:45 pm

saxonjtr could beat up derron.

T1B

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