No masterbating during ramadan....muzzies sure have fun!

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No masterbating during ramadan....muzzies sure have fun!

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With a daytime fast going on, it's probably a good idea to conserve their energy and...heh...precious bodily fluids.

More to the point, masturbate to what? The poor bastards live in Iran, for God's sake.
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Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid
But if you accidentally GYJO, it's all good.
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Rich Fader wrote:masturbate to what?
Lego porn?
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No, seriously, what?

"Whoa, dude, that chick's got nice ankles...I just got a stiffy."

:twisted:

:lol:
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid
But if you accidentally GYJO, it's all good.
Masturbation renders a fast invalid? Huh? Are these sick fucks yatting down their own throats?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to masturbate, it was unintentional. Mmm? Yes, I'll clean that off your burka for you.
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I wonder if a rag head wakes up and helps a wet dream off. A little. Like rubs the sheets or a dirty drool soaked burka.

Is he still Out then?





bunch of jerk offs, anyway
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Before you go beating ragheads (yes, pun noted here!)

Masturbation is a touchy subject...


You have to know that many churches consider masturbation to be a SIN!!

The Catholic teachings regarding this matter. Masturbation is a serious mortal sin, and is not acceptable in any circumstances.
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The Baptist Church..
A careful reading of these passages reveals that sexual activity permitted by God is never a solitary and self-centered means of gratifying one's desire, but is instead primarily designed to meet the needs of the other partner (see especially I Corinthians 7:3-5) It is as the Lord Jesus said, It is more blessed to give than to receive (Acts 20:35). This design clearly and implicitly prohibits the use of extra- marital sex (adultery, fornication), sodomite sex and self-sex (masturbation).
-http://www.fbbc.com/messages/rwmariage.htm
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Traditional Judaism frowns upon male masturbation.
--In the case of males, the prohibition undoubtedly stemmed in part from assumptions about the medical consequences of ejaculation. Maimonides articulates this:



"Semen constitutes the strength of the body, its life, and the light of the eyes. Its emission to excess causes physical decay, debility, and diminished vitality. Thus Solomon, in his wisdom, says: 'Do not give your strength to women' (Proverbs 31:3). Whoever indulges in sexual dissipation becomes prematurely aged; his strength fails; his eyes become dim; a foul odor proceeds from his mouth and armpits; the hair of his head, eyebrows, and eyelashes drop out; the hair of his beard, armpits, and legs grow abnormally; his teeth fall out; and besides these, he becomes subject to numerous other diseases. Medical authorities have stated that for each one who dies of other maladies, a thousand are the victims of sexual excess."

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In Matthew 5:27-28, Yeshua of Nazareth (Jesus Christ) is reported as saying: "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (King James Version).
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Even Buddhism while never directly stating do not whack off does indicate that mastrubation will not lead to enlightenment..


-Particles of pleasant sensations in the mind can also be recalled to mind [consciousness] on request and so ‘in fantasy’ can be re-lived as real images. This acts as a pleasant stimulus to renewed pleasure and forms the basis of masturbation, daydreaming, erotic art, and pornography. Seen solely from the viewpoint of Buddhist hermeneutics, it is clear that addiction is primarily the exclusive enjoyment of particles of sensation, which are pleasant to the consciousness. In this sense, it could be said, that it is only ‘further down the same street’ of what all people engage in every day – gazing at attractive forms, delighting in attractive tastes, scents and touches, etc. However, it does also involve a loss of control and a pervasive belief that enjoyment of these sensations is vital to one’s existence and the only way to live out one’s life.



However, any pleasant sensation, in time and through overuse, wears out its own ‘pathway’ in consciousness, treading deeper ruts, such that more and more ‘drug’ is craved to reach the same ‘high’. By contrast, abstinence and self-control or moderation, re-empower the basic pleasure and increase it, while overuse dulls the enjoyment. This broadly applies to all forms of addiction, including food, chocolate, nicotine, sex, alcohol, shopping, promotion, power, etc. Non-attachment cultivates a looser and more nonchalant indifference to pleasure, which must be exhaustively cultivated in order to nullify addictions. This also enhances one’s sense of control over the pleasant sensations to which one has become addicted. And it gradually leads to a new sense of self based just on being who you are.

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So, my point is.. Muslims are not alone in condemning masturbation..

No Major Religion promotes self enjoyment but the fact is everybody BOPS once or twice in their life Image

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onanism
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He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A reader asked.



"There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin," Khameini ruled.
WTF is the muzzies fascination with virgins?
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They've only had their left hands up their asses ?
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Cross Traffic wrote: WTF is the muzzies fascination with virgins?
I thought it was Virginians?
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