(closed due to lack of communism)
- What are 5 trots doing in one phone booth?
Marching against phone bills
You may be a Trot if... you have ever thought about wearing an axe as piece of headgear.
You may be a Trot if... you refer to a recent breakup with a girlfriend as a factional split.
You may be a Trot if... every one of your friends heads his own International.
You may be a Trot if... you have ever argued that stockbrokers or bankers are really proletarians.
You may be a Trot if... your mum shouting "dinner's ready!" has ever prevented a split in your Party
You may be a Trot if... anyone has ever told you that your newspaper makes great lining for litter boxes.
You may be a Trot if... you get stuck on the highway because you thought you could keep driving your car after it ran out of gas.
You may be a Trot if... your closest ties to the proletariat are your friends working at Starbucks.
You might be a Trot if... you easily get "stage" fright. (har har)
You might be a Trot if... you refer to the suburbs as "the
ghetto."
You might be a Trot if ... you refer to sex as "deep entrism."
You might be a Trot if... you think Fridha Kahlo was actually hot.
You might be a Trot if... if you try to justify everything by saying "oh, but that happened before 1917."
You might be a Trotskyite if your in an organization with 10 people that broke off from an organization that had 20 people after that orgranization split from another organization that had 40 people which had a schism a week prior with an organization that had 80 people after it turned to Trotskyism.
You might be a Trotskyite if you know everything there is to know about web design but absolutely nothing about Marxism.
