Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
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Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.
He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.
Thanks, god.
He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.
Thanks, god.
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and rack fox. first they just show stills. I was thinking, fukkk, they aren't gonna show the video. Seconds later it's on. Dude bounced pretty nice. Then collapsed into a lump with the chute covering him over like he was a dead body.
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Yet, His rubber elvis hair saved him from a brain injury.
I guess there really is a Elvis.
I guess there really is a Elvis.
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Re: Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
Bet you like NASCAR, too.smackaholic wrote:Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.
He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.
Thanks, god.
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Re: Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
nahhh, more of a road racing fan.The phantorino wrote:Bet you like NASCAR, too.smackaholic wrote:Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.
He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.
Thanks, god.
anybody get an update on bouncing elvis?
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Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain? Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear...are you lonesome tonight?
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight...
You know someone said that the world's a stage
And each must play a part.
Fate had me playing in love with you as my sweetheart.
Act one was when we met,
I loved you at first glance...
You read your lines so cleverly and never missed a cue.
Then came act two...
You seemed to change, you acted strange
And why I'll never know.
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And I had no cause to doubt you,
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