Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!

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Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!

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Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.

He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.

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and rack fox. first they just show stills. I was thinking, fukkk, they aren't gonna show the video. Seconds later it's on. Dude bounced pretty nice. Then collapsed into a lump with the chute covering him over like he was a dead body.
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Yet, His rubber elvis hair saved him from a brain injury.

I guess there really is a Elvis.
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He must be "All Shook Up".

[video width=400 height=350]http://www.youtube.com/player2.swf?vide ... LPS38R9TPb[/video]
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too bad elvis didn't have a rubber pelvis.
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I'm caught in a wrap
I can't land flat
Because I came in too fast baby

Why can't you see
What concrete does to me
When I slam the ground that's paved

We can't go onward, downward
With defective chutes
And we can't plant a landing
On the soles of boots
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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been over 30 years since elvis had a big hit. he was way over due.
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smackaholic wrote:Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.

He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.

Thanks, god.
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If he doesn't make it, then "Return to Sender" will have a whole new meaning.
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The phantorino wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.

He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.

Thanks, god.
Bet you like NASCAR, too.
nahhh, more of a road racing fan.

anybody get an update on bouncing elvis?
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