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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

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timing out is fun.
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reminds me of Marlon Brando
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Post by Bizzarofelice »

mvscal wrote:"Who gives a fuck?"
We do,
The guys kicking him out of his Speaker's chair.




Then again, he was going to lose that before this Foley boondoggle.
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"Do you know how hard it is to juggle a gay sex scandal and invent new and invisible enemies for you people?
If you did, you'd cut us some slack. Now, don't make me raise the Terror Threat Warning! I'll do it, I mean it!"
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I caught a fish THIS BIG... but the Democrats blocked my ability to reel it in and show you guys any results.
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It's all part of Dubya's:

No Child's Behind Left... untouched.
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BSmack wrote:Image
My asshole will be this wide after the reaming I'm going to take over this scandal.
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Rip City
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I had the cure for cancer in my hands, but the Democrats stole it and hid it. Obviously they are to blame for all the cancer.
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Post by YD »

watched the orange on tv after some laps in the pool

had my own cz going with 2 beast lights

and a papa johns that was

this big!!!

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My athlete's foot was hurting THIS MUCH, 'til I used BOOM! - tough actin' Tinactin.
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Rack timmay for the comparison. BWAHAHAHAHA

Rack Wolfman Hastert.

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Is this Luther? Angel of Death wants to know.
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I laughed !
wish I had saved the wytch job with all the
heads in the jars--I forgot who did that--
don't think it was the retired flatfoot !!
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BSmack wrote:Image
"Bill Cowher, Ben Rothlisberger, and the entire city of Pittsburgh all suck cocks this big!"

:mrgreen:

C U in Feetball, B!
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BSmack wrote:Image
'Let me get tuned up for my upcoming career as a televangelist'.........
"My brothers and sisters, we will see light at the end of the tunnel!!!!!...
..........Oh crap! This didn't work well in politics..it won't work in church, either."
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BSmack wrote:Image
The republicans knew shit was starting to go south....and fast when Hastert, in a desperate act, threw his arms up and put on his best Jimmy Swaggert face.
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If he had only moved a few pixels to the right of that star in the background, he'd look just like Jim Ross doing an Elvis impersonation.
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Somebody gave me a bratwurst that was this big, and I ate it all.
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BSmack wrote:Image
I've always wanted to play for the cowboys
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a butt load of people who sit in those small cubicles pretending to work while submitting a "take."
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