Who knows anything about Branson, Missouri?

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:02 pm

Some nice real estate in a mag I got.....

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:21 am

The Tony Orlando theatre

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:58 am

is he hawking it on TV ???

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:24 am

From what I've heard its Las Vegas if it was run by Ned flanders

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:10 am

The Seer wrote:Some nice real estate in a mag I got.....

Lakefront property?

20 years ago, Branson was still "quaint".

Now, it's a tourist trap with waay too much traffic.

Still a very nice place to take the kids, if you're in to that sort of thing.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:21 am

If you got something close to the Yakov Smirnoff Theater, you'll make a killing. It will be at least 30 more years before those necks realize the Soviet Union dissolved.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:22 am

I wouldn't come within 30 miles of that place with Toddowen's dick.

Funny thing is, the cool lesbian chicks I work with went on a vacation there and had a "great" time ... bargain shopping.

They didn't see any of the cheesebag shows or any of the touristy crap, but found a bunch of good deals in antique stores and shops, or so they said. :?

Never been. Wouldn't like to find out.

Seer, you might like it.

Btw, Wolfman, Estrada pimps for the area outside of Bentonville, Arkansas, not Missouri, though it's probably not outside of an hour's drive from the abortion that is Branson.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:24 am

The Assassin wrote:From what I've heard its Las Vegas if it was run by Ned flanders

Damn.... beat me to it.

RACK the Simpons reset

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:04 am

BBMarley wrote:
The Assassin wrote:From what I've heard its Las Vegas if it was run by Ned flanders
Damn.... beat me to it.

RACK the Simpons reset

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:12 am

Imagine Dante's 7th ring of hell.

Bumper to bumper traffic with blue hairs driving Winnebagos ahead of you.

Theatres full of has been and never were country singers.

Humidity the likes of which makes Houston seem arid.

And lots of "folks" selling T shirts, hand carved doll house furniture and corn cob pipes.

Other than that, it's swell.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:17 am

RadioFan wrote: Never been.

Then...

...the abortion that is Branson.

Son, do you see the error of your ways?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:25 am

KC Scott wrote: Humidity the likes of which makes Houston seem arid.

What?

Take a dip in Lake Taneycomo, then.

Branson isn't any more humid than say, Tulsa.

Other than that, your take was "swell".

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:08 am

RadioFan wrote:I wouldn't come within 30 miles of that place with Toddowen's dick.

Funny thing is, the cool lesbian chicks I work with went on a vacation there and had a "great" time ... bargain shopping.

They didn't see any of the cheesebag shows or any of the touristy crap, but found a bunch of good deals in antique stores and shops, or so they said. :?

Never been. Wouldn't like to find out.

Seer, you might like it.

Btw, Wolfman, Estrada pimps for the area outside of Bentonville, Arkansas, not Missouri, though it's probably not outside of an hour's drive from the abortion that is Branson.

I would totally rack RF for this post, and claim that he stole it from me, but he left out a few details......

If you were to add up every single stereotype you have for anyone that lives in the Mid-west, add 10" to their wastelines, subtract $200.00 from their welfare checks, and add in 5 more shirtless, shoeless, bowl hair-cutted, toothless brats, per family, you would still over look the saggy titted, hairy mole, too damn short shorts, and short shirts wearing, pasty ass, cankled, un-wed pigs, that have some how convinced the male figure in the trailor, that visiting Branson would be a good idea.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:56 am

War Wagon wrote:
RadioFan wrote: Never been.
Then...

...the abortion that is Branson.
Son, do you see the error of your ways?

I've never been to North Korea either, Wags, which to me, seems a hell of a lot more "fun" than that place.

Branson. Are you fucking kidding me?

Let me guess ... You've actually seen Buck Owens and the Buckaroos there and thought you were in Nirvana?

Or was it the Del Rubio sisters with your parents, when it was "quaint?"

Fuck off, dipshit.

Rack kcdave.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:05 am

RadioFan wrote:Let me guess ... You've actually seen Buck Owens and the Buckaroos there and thought you were in Nirvana?

I would have loved to have seen Buck Owens. But I feel like I wouldn't much care for Branson. I hate tourist traps of all stripes not named Niagara Falls.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:41 pm

Don't they have a minimum age limit of 75 at the city limits ??

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:51 pm

No, it’s a maximum IQ of 75. Not to worry, you’re in.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:17 pm

RadioFan wrote: Branson. Are you fucking kidding me?

Let me guess ... You've actually seen Buck Owens and the Buckaroos there and thought you were in Nirvana?

Umm, no. I don't like country music. Buck Owens could certainly play the guitar though.

Like I said, it's a cool place to take a family with kids.

One of the coolest Go-Kart tracks you'll find anywhere, nice water parks, helicopter rides over the dam at Table Rock lake, Silver Dollar City where Marvel cave is by itself worth the price of admission, trout fishing in Lake Taneycomo... all surrounded by beautiful Ozark scenery.

No 'tard, I'm not kidding you.

Nice analogy with North Korea, though. :roll:

Just go ahead and wallow in your pre-conceived ignorant notions. It suits you perfectly.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:56 pm

kcdave wrote: over look the saggy titted, hairy mole, too damn short shorts, and short shirts wearing, pasty ass, cankled, un-wed pigs.

sounds pretty hot to me

But what is cankled?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:56 am

do the baldknobbers still play in branson?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:28 am

BSmack wrote:
I would have loved to have seen Buck Owens.

You wanted to see a Rhinestone Flamer do Pickin & Grinnin?

Scary Dude, scary

T1B

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