Question for the Amish Trolls..

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:42 am

Oh yeah, Amish don't use the internet..

Okay, Amish are famous for their barn raising but don't they also take them down without modern tools??

Workers with machines moved in before dawn Thursday and demolished the one-room Amish schoolhouse where five girls were shot to death and five others were injured on Oct. 2.

Why didn't the AMISH tear that building down?

Just wondering..

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:49 am

Corleone Brothers Demolition made
them an offer they couldn'r refuse !!

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:23 am

Around these parts, people with small wooden buildings to demolish usualy give them to the fire department to practice on. Of course that would have the added benefit of driving satan out with fire.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:04 pm

Jack,

I know you're working the Simpleton schtick, but where did it say that the workers were Amish?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:53 pm

Why didn't the AMISH tear that building down?

They were going to, but when they looked at how much work had to be done, all by hand without a Sawzall to be seen, the head Amish guy said, "This is BULLSHITE, man."

He was last seen trading in his mule team for a new Camaro.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:50 pm

Looks like they were all left "Munsoned" out in the middle of nowhere......you know, up the creek without a paddle......etc......"

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:19 am

PSUFAN wrote:Jack,

I know you're working the Simpleton schtick, but where did it say that the workers were Amish?

I am not saying the workers are AMISH.. The building was an AMISH Schoolhouse... built by the AMISH on AMISH Land..

Why don't the AMISH tear it down... with their own hands and tools!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:24 am

Uncle Fester wrote:
Why didn't the AMISH tear that building down?
They were going to, but when they looked at how much work had to be done, all by hand without a Sawzall to be seen, the head Amish guy said, "This is BULLSHITE, man."

He was last seen trading in his mule team for a new Camaro.

Rack.

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:36 am

Jack wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Jack,

I know you're working the Simpleton schtick, but where did it say that the workers were Amish?
I am not saying the workers are AMISH.. The building was an AMISH Schoolhouse... built by the AMISH on AMISH Land..

Why don't the AMISH tear it down... with their own hands and tools!

Tearing them down takes a while. Bringing in the community to do it would have been hard based on gore, etc.. inside. They felt it would be easier on the community to get it done. that's why it was done at 4 AM... It was leveled and raked pver by around 7AM.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:50 am

Money Shot · Post by **Money Shot** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:34 am

Why do those boners always sport the Abe Lincoln beard?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:48 pm

Amish women demand oral sex, and they demand it often. The chin beards act as funnels for the vaginal fluids. The hair pattern channels fluids AWAY from the perenium, and into the cheesecloth bed barrier.

Don't fuck with centuries of tradition, you ASSES

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:57 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Amish women demand oral sex, and they demand it often. The chin beards act as funnels for the vaginal fluids. The hair pattern channels fluids AWAY from the perenium, and into the cheesecloth bed barrier.

Don't fuck with centuries of tradition, you ASSES

Lemme guess. Those girls are sporting 70's bush. 1670s that is.