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Dating advice needed

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If a woman that a guy was supposed to go out with...say tonight, for example, leaves a message that she's been diagnosed with the clap, is this some sort of chickspeak for "maybe another time"?

A uhm...friend wants to know.


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No, it's code for, "nothing but blowjobs until they cure your friend."

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No, it's man speak for "find a cleaner slut"
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Problematic if the friend had her the previous week.
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Probably means muslims need not apply....
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Re: Dating advice needed

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Dinsdale wrote: A uhm...friend wants to know.
Can't JHawk post here anymore?
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I think it's chickspeak for you better stop by CVS on the way over.
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Is 'I've got clap' the female version of Homer saying 'Three words: I Am Gay'?
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Maybe ones "friend" needs to change the general type of women he trolls. Even the remotest possibility that a potential "date" errrr......conquest could have the clap indicates a different hang out group may have to be found... unless you like dick rot.
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Fucking hell, Dins, now you're getting relationship advice off Derron...

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Dins,
Pay no attention to the other posters here...go out with the chick, eat her slimehole, bone her a few times bareback...trust me you'll be fine.
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So, what you're trying to say is that she used the dildo after she pulled it out of your 'friends' ass?
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I thought this was Let's post everywhere day?

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Brown paper bags so Dins doesn't have to see his date's face ....... $1.00
A package of condoms for the evening ....... $5.00
A cheap bottle of wine so that Dins can get his date hammered before the evening's festivities ....... $10.00












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Morons. The lot of you.

Dins, I'm about 94% sure that it means she wants you to do her in the butt. You're welcome.
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ElvisMonster wrote:.

Dins, I'm about 94% sure that it means she wants you to do her in the butt. You're welcome.
Oh...they all like it in the butt...some of them just don't realize it yet.

A few well-placed blows to the back of the noggin...they'll come around.
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