Cuban joke

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:21 am

This is my translation of an actual Cuban joke forwarded to me by a Mexican diplomat in Washington.

On a recent visit to Cuba, Vladimir Putin found that most Cubans' shoes have holes in them, and so he asked Fidel, "Oye chico, how is this possible after 40 years of 'progress'?"

Annoyed, Fidel answers, "And what about Russia? Have you done any better?"

Putin says, "Ombe, When you want I'll invite you to Russia and if you find a single person with ripped-up shoes you have permission to kill him. No problems."

They got on Putin's plane and went to Russia. As soon as Fidel got off the plane, the first thing he saw was someone whose shoes were all ripped up, and so he grabbed his pistol and BOOM! killed him.

The following day, Russian newspapers carried this banner headline: "Old Bearded Man Kills Cuban Ambassador in Moscow Airport."

courtesy NRO

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:44 am

RACK!

That joke was originally on this website:

http://www.therealcuba.com/index.htm

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:57 pm

C-

and I don't beleive you know any Diplomats

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Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:40 pm

Seems like a good place for this...

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:27 pm

^^^^^

now that is funny !!

if 2 Bushes in the White House is enough
2 Clintons sure are !!