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IF I did (ahem), I would not go online and talk about it.
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There are just too many one liners and puns in this one...
Any of you suffering from...
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I was driving past the "Dolphin Club" and Lil Luth (she was about 11 at the time) started to read the sign out front. "GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, NUDE, NUDE, NUDE," she says. She looks at me and says, "Are there nude girls in there?" I said, "Yeah, but they have to be at least 18." As we pass by she says, "What would their mom's say?"
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how's he supposed to talk with dollar bills in his mouth?
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—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown