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Rack the wild adventures of Sam and his bike. A special Rack to the hottie at the gas station, well done you dirty old man, well done.
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Very impressive array of pics. Thanks.
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Nice pics Sam.
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Just felt like this needed to be repeated.......
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SO - do you and Kenny Rogers go biking together often?

BTW - That facelift he had - literally - worked.

Nice hottie pic by the way. That alone gets your trip pics a passing grade. Hauling Kenny along was a bonus.
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Good stuff.
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I don't know why you wasted your time and eeryone else's with this mindles spap
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And wtf is up with gas for $2.03?



Aww, who am I kidding -- gas varies quite a bit regionally these days. What I really mean to say was...

























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Sudden Sam wrote:
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I was on the phone telling a co-worker how much I liked his hometown of Jacksonville, AL (lotta pretty ladies at the college there) when this cutie walked by at the gas station. I asked if I could get a shot of her to explain to my friends why I started speaking gibberish on the phone. She was cool with it.
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Big racks as usual, Sam. Thanks for posting this stuff.

It;s funny how you see girls like this in every day life, and they are more beautiful than anything that the media is slapping on to you plate, with a ceaseless infernal barrage. You need but turn your head at the right moment, and POW:

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Nice fucking work in capturing a slice of this, seriously.

Nice fall foliage pic, as well. You've given me an idea.
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PSUFAN wrote:Image

Nice fucking work in capturing a slice of this, seriously.

Nice fall foliage pic, as well. You've given me an idea.
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Rack Sam for keeping the flow of the board up by reposting the hot piecce o' ass after posting his pic again
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Fill 'er up?
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^^^ rack ^^^ :lol:

She's hot, but damned if you couldn't center-bubble a level if you laid it across her chest.
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I live within ten miles of three colleges (two of which are major universities), and I still haven't seen a girl nearly that hot.








She's blonde so she must be an idiot, and can't hold up her end of the conversation. And look at all the makeup she's wearing? Gross!

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I'm wondering about that hottie blonde that Sudden Sam took a picture of. Who in the first place would allow some gray haired stranger approach them at a gas station, dressed in some funky, bloated, biker attire, and out of the blue ask for a picture?

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Look at her face. She's sporting a nervous smile. She was probably unsure of what to say or do given the awkward circumstance, so let him go ahead and do it, while thinking in her head, "who the fuck is this pervo?"
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Maybe to 40 sumthins, you have that effect. But not 18 year old little hotties. I can guarantee you that chick doesn't wanna be approached by anyone your age that isn't her "daddy."

Definitely props on taking the pic, of course. But just sayin.
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I'll effing do it. Idiots, the lot of you.

Extremely hot girl > words.

Shut up, post pics.


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Just keep posting the same pic over and over again?

Kendra, shut up. Period.
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It's about making damn sure there's a pic of the hot bitch on this page of the thread. But if you're content with not only sucking at posting, but also at dick... knock yourself out.
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Kendra,

It’s real easy to go to page one and see multiple occurrences of the photo. Go ahead and set it as your wallpaper. Your wife won’t mind. She’s fucking the mailman, the butcher and a ski instructor on weekends.


Edit: Rack me for causing Kendra to melt.
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she looks like one of north carolina hotties from http://www.camazon.com
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R-Jack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Edit: Rack me for causing Kendra to reply.
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Not only is the "melt" card the last refuge of a clueless crotch rot who lacks the ability to get over with their own smack, but breaking it out before the discussion even gets spirited shows little promise that you could ever pull off matching wits with a sun-dried lawn chair.

Obviously this is too much for you to grasp. Maybe sitting next to sissyroo and seeing who can snort the most sand is more of your speed.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I live within ten miles of three colleges (two of which are major universities), and I still haven't seen a girl nearly that hot.
I live within 10 miles of 1 major university, and I see at least one girl that hot every time I drive through.

Sucks to be you.

Maybe to 40 sumthins, you have that effect. But not 18 year old little hotties. I can guarantee you that chick doesn't wanna be approached by anyone your age that isn't her "daddy."
Wow...really sucks to be you.

You have much to learn when it comes to the smooooove game.

If I was so inclined, I could approach chicks of any age and get the vast majority to consent to a picture.

Easily.

And smack that statement all you like -- there's obviously a chance that I speak the truth(that "chance" is 100%-btw)...since Sam clearly demonstrates that it's certainly possible.

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Dinsdale wrote:Wow...really sucks to be you.

You have much to learn when it comes to the smooooove game.
No, it doesn't, and no, I don't. I wasn't referring to myself.

I'm 24. I've got many years to go before chicks start looking at me like a creepy perv.
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Sudden Sam wrote:My approach makes all the difference in the world. I'm honest, straightforward and nice to women. They sense no threat from me. I don't stutter and stammer like I've never seen a woman before.

That's because Sam has da' smoooooove game.


And it's cracking me up that some here have no concept of this.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Here's the key: I am not a "creepy perv". My approach makes all the difference in the world. I'm honest, straightforward and nice to women. They sense no threat from me. I don't stutter and stammer like I've never seen a woman before. If I sense any discomfort on their part, I either excuse myself, telling them that I'm sorry if I bothered them, or I do what I feel is necessary to put them at ease. I can't recall any woman being uncomfortable, though.

If you'd like me to prove a point, maybe this weekend...or next week...I'll take a series of pics of good-looking women and post them. I'll try to go somewhere where you will be certain they are strangers to me. No problem.
Didn't say you were, Sam. Didn't say you were. What I said was, in general, younger chicks find older dudes creepy, when approached by them. I've seen it time, and time again.

You sure do sound defensive, though.
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