they call it "cracker barrel" for a reason

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:49 pm

I've only been there once and that was about 8 years ago. From what I have heard though, the service is slow no matter what skin color you have.

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:51 pm

she was in south Carolina. shes lucky they even let her in the restaraunt!

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:55 pm

e wrote:sissy, you really don't read posts before you reply, do you?

Ahhh not directed towards me. My bad.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:55 pm

No I read it. I was just telling my own experience. Is that okay w/ you, master of the board?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:00 pm

What was so freaking wrong w/ what I said? Some of you should try pulling your head out of your ass once in a while.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:01 pm

Cicero wrote:What was so freaking wrong w/ what I said? Some of you should try pulling your head out of your ass once in a while.

Absolutely.

It's all a big conspiracy.

Everyone here is an idiot...except you.

Yup...that's gotta be it.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:09 pm

Did I say that tough guy?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:16 pm

Is this the part of Cicero Story Hour where you threaten me from 2500 miles away?

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:19 pm

You'd like that wouldnt you.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:21 pm

Yeah, I've had a lot of fun bashing your skull in over it the last 5 times you've threatened me, anyway.

So yeah, I guess I would kind of like that little trip down memory lane.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:27 pm

5 times? Knee-grow please. Someone as tough of you was offended at things I posted in the past?

Time to run Dins its quittin time. Shouldnt you be running off as well? Its Happy Hour and someone needs to there checking them ID's.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:27 pm

Cicero wrote:You'd like that wouldnt you.

What are you, like, seven?

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:02 pm

mvscal wrote: Comprehension and intelligibility don't enter into it.

Much like your entire posting career, then

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:41 pm

The phantorino wrote:
mvscal wrote: Comprehension and intelligibility don't enter into it.
Much like your entire posting career, then

You just ran "I know you are, but what am I" smack.

Please fucking kill yourself.

I might have to kick my (idle) threats against the admins here up a notch...mandatory bannings for anyone who drops "IKYABWAI" smack.

What are you, like 7? Fuck, I used to beat smarmy little punks up at age 7 for being that fucking stupid.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:47 pm

Since we're on the subject, our boy Whitey deserves a reset, for those of us who don't visit the NFL forum.

War Wagon wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:Nobody respects these two pussies except for a very small minority.
Oh, and who the fuck are YOU again, tough guy?

Please to list the awesome array of folks here who respect YOU?

That will be a very short list.

You ain't shit, boy. Just another anonymous cunt poser trying to act all bad-ass.

I'd beat your ass into a bloody pulp on I-70, bitch.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:49 pm

cb's biscuits are too doughy.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:51 pm

bbqjones wrote:cb's biscuits are too doughy.

So are 90% of the posters here, yet I don't see you calling them on it.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:57 pm

well, we cant all be the slickster with the 6pack* and spikey hair.

*yes i can will can can if they come 2x4x16oz=breakfast

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:00 am

bbqjones wrote:well, we cant all be the slickster with the 6pack* and spikey hair.

I don't have spikey hair.

I have wavey hair.

It wavey bye-bye.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:18 am

how wavey?

youre full of shit, you look just like the guy paul giamatti. oh snap. you win.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:26 am

seriously--anyone who has has "eaten out" on a regular
basis --traveling or at home has had experiences like that where you sit and
it seems that you are the "invisible man"--
usually caused by servers on a
shift change and someone not showing for work--
tables get "unassigned"---
has nothing to do with your race, sex, age or whatever --
it isn't fun--but it isn't intentional !!
when it happens at a bar and I want a beer--
I just go to the
"what's the name of this desert" card !!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:35 am

I don't read all the shit up in this here cesspool, but I did catch this:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Since we're on the subject, our boy Whitey deserves a reset, for those of us who don't visit the NFL forum.

Christ, Magoo. You are a dumbfuck pussy.

If you took exception to those remarks, why didn't YOU drop in there and put the hammer down?

Answer: Because you are a dumbfuck pussy, and make Cicero look like the Hulk Hogan of smack in comparison.

Go fix me an omelette, bitch.

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Here's all anyone needs to know about Cracker Barrel restaraunts.

The one in Liberty Missouri, that advertizes that they serve an awesome breakfast, doesn't even have omelettes on their menu.

WHAT?

I asked the server bitch (Magoo in drag) for an omelet, and she just looked at me all stupid.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:42 am

while travelling to chicago, we had breakfast at cracker barrel, breakfast took 45 minutes to get on the table, and half of the shit was wrong.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:46 am

All the money Chris Rock makes and he can't afford to buy Moms a decent pad or a prosthetic right arm?

Fucking cheapskate!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:56 am

War Wagon wrote:Christ, Magoo. You are a dumbfuck pussy.

If you took exception to those remarks, why didn't YOU drop in there and put the hammer down?

In order to "put the hammer down," that would require for me to feel threatened by you, in some sort of internet-smack-exchanging kinda way. I don't. I just wanted to make fun of you.

So I did.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:18 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: So I did.

What you "did" is show what a gaping maw of a cum swapping cunt that you are.

Congrats.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:36 am

Come on, Whitey. Don't go straight to the Derron route of touretting all over your keyboard.

You're better than that. You drive a forklift.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:43 am

That bitch is HOT.

Sin,

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:50 am

Dude, stay down.

You brought a post of mine over from the NFL forum (of which you didn't know the context) that you were too cowardly to comment on about there, tried to get some run here, failed miserably...

...other than me catching your hand in the cookie jar and pretty much cutting that off to a stump, which you're still waving around with the blood spurting.

Be more careful of whom you gossip about behind their back, you two faced bitch.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:56 am

War Wagon wrote:Be more careful...

Uh oh. Here come the threats.

Is there an oak tree behind a playground we can meet up at after the bell rings?

Tell you what -- I'll even let you use your keyboard as a weapon. You sure as shit can't do anything with it in here.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:01 am

War Wagon wrote:Be more careful of whom you gossip about behind their back, you two faced bitch.

RtS much, idiot? the board is about as afraid of you as a salad bar is afraid of mark mangino. go fuck yourself.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:15 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:..the board is about as afraid of you...

Another fool chimes in?

Who are you, again?

Did I pull your chain at some time screwed? I forget....

When you're reduced to standing behind "the board", hoping for back-up, you're very afraid.

BOO!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:24 am

War Wagon wrote:When you're reduced to standing behind "the board", hoping for back-up, you're very afraid.

what fucking ever, dipshit. take some advice from this man:

and just fucking off yourself.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:33 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:When you're reduced to standing behind "the board", hoping for back-up, you're very afraid.
what fucking ever, dipshit. take some advice from this man:

and just fucking off yourself.

I can see your upper lip trembling.

screwed has some latent anger issues.

Somebody has been very mean and nasty towards you, yes?

Nice Red X, btw.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:37 am

War Wagon wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:When you're reduced to standing behind "the board", hoping for back-up, you're very afraid.
what fucking ever, dipshit. take some advice from this man:

and just fucking off yourself.
I can see your upper lip trembling.

screwed has some latent anger issues.

Somebody has been very mean and nasty towards you, yes?

Nice Red X, btw.

you have latent idiocy issues, obviously.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:51 am

e wrote:this is going to get even dumber before all is said and done with.

You were talkin' about the thread, ..... right, e ... ?

Good call.

I could beat up Al Sharpton on I-70.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:33 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:..the board is about as afraid of you...
Another fool chimes in?

Who are you, again?

Did I pull your chain at some time screwed? I forget....

When you're reduced to standing behind "the board", hoping for back-up, you're very afraid.

BOO!

??? Poptart called. He wants his act back.

Oh, and it's not like the "I'll beat you up" routine has ever worked on any level on any board, but it's incredibly, highly, significantly less likely to work when people have seen a picture with your less than stellar "Wizard of Oz" scarecrow physique."

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:10 pm

30 minute wait means no tip and steal all the glasses and silverware.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Uh oh. Here come the threats.

Is there an oak tree behind a playground we can meet up at after the bell rings?

Go grab Dins - he likes 7 year olds, apparently

T1B

they call it "cracker barrel" for a reason

Re: they call it "cracker barrel" for a reason