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Mass. grade school bans tag, other chase games
‘Accidents can happen,’ principal says to mixed reviews by parents
The Associated Press


Updated: 9:38 a.m. CT Oct 18, 2006
ATTLEBORO, Mass. - Tag, you're out!

Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable.

Recess is "a time when accidents can happen," said Willett Elementary School Principal Gaylene Heppe, who approved the ban.

While there is no districtwide ban on contact sports during recess, local rules have been cropping up. Several school administrators around Attleboro, a city of about 45,000 residents, took aim at dodgeball a few years ago, saying it was exclusionary and dangerous. Modified versions now include softer balls and ways for children to re-enter the action.

Elementary schools in Cheyenne, Wyo., and Spokane, Wash., also recently banned tag during recess. A suburban Charleston, S.C., school outlawed all unsupervised contact sports.

"I think that it's unfortunate that kids' lives are micromanaged and there are social skills they'll never develop on their own," said Debbie Laferriere, who has two children at Willett, about 40 miles south of Boston. "Playing tag is just part of being a kid."

Another Willett parent, Celeste D'Elia, said her son feels safer because of the rule. "I've witnessed enough near collisions," she said.

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Jesus Aged Christ. No wonder this country is so damn fat. Hell we're afraid of kids playing fucking TAG!!
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we used to play "smear the queer" and the teachers even called it that.

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Pussy ass NEast.
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Cicero wrote:Pussy ass NEast.
I suppose reading the article would have been too much to ask?

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Elementary schools in Cheyenne, Wyo., and Spokane, Wash., also recently banned tag during recess. A suburban Charleston, S.C., school outlawed all unsupervised contact sports.
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Let 'em play, lawyers gotta eat too.
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Lol, Rack Smear the Queer. It got banned at my elementary school in the Spring of my 6th grade year, after the PE coach told us to pile on this one dude. We all got in trouble and the PE coach (Bob Strausser) pussied out and let all the kids take the blame.
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Dog wrote:Lol, Rack Smear the Queer. It got banned at my elementary school in the Spring of my 6th grade year, after the PE coach told us to pile on this one dude. We all got in trouble and the PE coach (Bob Strausser) pussied out and let all the kids take the blame.
We played that back in the day. Only we called it Killzim.

Not very PC I guess.
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Does it make sense to forbid 'tag' etc? When the kids get bored, they'll emulate other students in other schools and pull the Glock from their Batman lunchbox.
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it was called smear the queer in souf county, too.
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I'm guessing Heads Up 7 Up is the next to be banned. It is insulting to the slow learning children who have a difficult time learning how to count.
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mvscal wrote: That is if they aren't too busy smoking weed and boning the hot English teacher.

You say that like it's a bad thing.


We always called it smear the queer, too.

Due to the fact Sissy is still alive, I'm guessing it's known by a different name in the Greater Tampa Area.
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Yeah, I'm 6'0" 220 and played Football and Baseball up through HS. Yep, you nailed it Dins.
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And you're about the queerest motherfucker to ever fucking queer up some queerbait.

Smart money is on the angry mob of heteros when you continuously get tossed the ball....both literally and fuguratively.
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You hate being proved wrong, dont you?
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No, I love being proven right.

I claim you're an idiot, and you use the term "proved wrong."

Nice work, Einsteineroo.
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Typo. Nice grammar smack Dinsy. Where did you go to school again? Oh that's right, The School of Hard Knocks. I forgot. :meds:
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Just cause I stick up for myself and dont let Dins run rough shot? I'm surprised he can fuck so many bitches w/ some of you swinging from his nutsack.
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It's "roughshod," you education-smack-running stud.

Comes from a word that meant a farrier had left the nails slightly protruding from a horseshoe, to increase traction on slippery surfaces, such as ice. And if a roughshod horse were to trample you, it would cause even more injury than a normally shod horse. Hence, "to run roughshod."


"Roughshod."
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Post by YD »

Cicero wrote:rough shot.
rack!


/s/ that time somebody posted "milk toast"
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timmay wrote:
Cicero wrote:rough shot.
rack!


/s/ that time somebody posted "milk toast"
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R-Jack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:It's "roughshod," you education-smack-running stud.

Comes from a word that meant a farrier had left the nails slightly protruding from a horseshoe, to increase traction on slippery surfaces, such as ice. And if a roughshod horse were to trample you, it would cause even more injury than a normally shod horse. Hence, "to run roughshod."


"Roughshod."
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Hey, Smackie ,

Whos tolking to whom here? * yeah, that's right you yank s will never get it.

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Post by Felix »

R-Jack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:It's "roughshod," you education-smack-running stud.

Comes from a word that meant a farrier had left the nails slightly protruding from a horseshoe, to increase traction on slippery surfaces, such as ice. And if a roughshod horse were to trample you, it would cause even more injury than a normally shod horse. Hence, "to run roughshod."


"Roughshod."
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Barren?

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Roach wrote:
The phantorino wrote:Barren?

Radio Fan school of illustration?

You fukkin' iodot.
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You have kids?

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Eventually though P.E. will go from being ignored by schools to being completely outalwed along with recess because it will be to stressful on these fat little shits we are creating now.
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