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WASHINGTON (AP) - A Web site is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat.

The warning, posted Oct. 12, was part of an ongoing Internet conversation titled "New Attack on America Be Afraid." It mentioned NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland, where games are scheduled for this weekend.

The Homeland Security Department alerted authorities and stadium owners in those cities, as well as the NFL, of the Web message but said the threat was being viewed "with strong skepticism." Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke said there was no intelligence that indicated such an attack was imminent, and he said the alert was "out of an abundance of caution."

"The department strongly encourages the public to continue to go about their plans, including attending events that involve large public gatherings such as football games," Knocke said.

The FBI also expressed doubt about the threat.

The nation's alert level remains at yellow, signaling an elevated risk of an attack. The threat level for airline flights is at orange, a higher level, where it has been since a foiled plot to bomb U.S.-bound commercial jets was revealed on Aug. 10.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said stadiums around the country "are very well protected through the comprehensive security procedures we have in place, including secure facility perimeters, pat-downs and bag searches."

Officials were made aware of the Web posting on Oct. 16. The threat was timed to be carried out on Sunday, Oct. 22, marking the final day in Mecca of Ramadan, the Islamic holy month.

"The death toll will approach 100,000 from the initial blasts and countless other fatalities will later occur as result from radioactive fallout," according to a copy of the posting that was obtained by The Associated Press.

The bombs, according to the posting, would be delivered to the stadiums in trucks. All but one of the stadiums - Atlanta - are open-air arenas, the posting noted, adding: "Due to the open air, the radiological fallout will destroy those not killed in the initial explosion."

Explosions would be nearly simultaneous, the posting said, with the cities specifically chosen in different time zones.

The posting said that al-Qaida would automatically be blamed for the attacks and predicted, "Later, through al-Jazeera, Osama bin Laden will issue a video message claiming responsibility for what he dubbed 'America's Hiroshima."'

Tony Wyllie, the vice president of communications for the Houston Texans, said the team had been in contact with the NFL regarding what security precautions should be taken for Sunday's game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

No mention was made of Kansas City, Mo., where the Chiefs host San Diego on Sunday. Chiefs spokesman Bob Moore said the team had not received any warnings but noted that security around the NFL has been high since the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

"Security measures that may go unnoticed by the general public are in effect everywhere, every week," Moore said.

Obviously, the terrrrrrists took a look at the people of KC, and decided that they could increase America's suffering by letting the KC folks live.

But whoever wrote that crap doesn't know very much about dirty bombs.

And good luck getting a truck full of explosives into an NFL game...because goodness knows, they let just anyone drive a vehicle into a major stadium these days.

I might have to take a dude up on the offer for tickets to Seahawk Stadium, just to spite the douchebag who wrote this tripe.
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And good luck getting a truck full of explosives into an NFL game...
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i'm seeing NY and Miami as the only losses.
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Cleveland?

Damn fine waste of a good stadium.
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Adelpiero wrote:i'm seeing NY and Miami as the only plusses.

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A further report indicates that the NFL has paid off the Homeland Security Department to rescind the memo to the Oakland Raiders, citing a bombing as a "benefit to 99% of the country."
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And there's no way in hell that anyone, covert terrorist or not, could possibly get a truck into Oakland/Alameda without the cholos tagging some cholo bullshit all over the side.
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They don't check our bags thoroughly. Last Sunday when I went to the Jags game, they have you open your purse and they just look down in there for one second and let us in. I could've had guns, bombs, hand grenades, ninja stars, anything in there. And the pat down is one little pat around the waist. Nothing else.

I would never feel safe at Alltell Stadium if there was any serious threat! Thank goodness no one cares about Jacksonville. :)
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patsy stone wrote:And the pat down is one little pat around the waist. Nothing else.
Don't mind me. I'm just lobbing this one up in the air. Someone will stop by to knock it out of the park.
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rack mgo, i cant think of anything but patsys boobs and some lotion right now.

her hairy butthole will have to wait for later.
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Grow up people. :meds:


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Adelpiero wrote:i'm seeing NY and Miami as the only losses.
No problems here. The stadium is in New Jersey, not New York. Unleashing chemical agents in East Rutherford, NY would have the same effect as releasing crabs on blondieskank. Nobody would notice.
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That's fucking sick, man.

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Dinsdale wrote: Obviously, the terrrrrrists took a look at the people of KC, and decided that they could increase America's suffering by letting the KC folks live.
Al Qaeda obviously doesn't know that a new bazillion dollar IRS SuperCenter that will employ 8,000 pencil pushers has just opened here in KC.

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The thing with Oakland is that RaiderFan is probably more armed than a common terrorist...and in case of an attack, they're wearing armor already.
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First, I call BULLSHIT. Houston does not have a professional football team.

Second, if you're a terrorist, pissing off Texas would not be advised. We have TONS of uneducated rednecks to spare. Some even have teeth to bite you with in a pinch, but most have more guns than teeth.
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the site was called the friend society and the poster's name was javness. If you google javness + NFL its interesting..
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Hey Patsy,

You can have the bigger balls. It's the dick that does all the work and you will never have a Bigger Dick than mine!!


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Clinton Portis should name his next character "Dirty Bomb."
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Post by Jay in Phoenix »

So who knew Milwaukee was a...ummm, terroritst hub.

Watch out for the cheese and ranch dressing bombs, those are pretty dirty.

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Jay in Phoenix wrote:So who knew Milwaukee was a...ummm, terroritst hub.

Watch out for the cheese and ranch dressing bombs, those are pretty dirty.

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