Whats for dinner in New Orleans tonight??

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:10 pm

[web]http://www.katu.com/news/4430272.html[/web]

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:30 pm

Throw in a bowl of gumbo amd some Cajun hot sauce and I'll eat her pussy.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:49 pm

it'll cost an arm and a leg
--no doubt

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:02 pm

A woman loosing her head over a man? I’m shocked.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:17 pm

If that's an actual pic of the two of them, then Bowen deserves a medal, posthumously.

The man was a true hero of Darwin's Army.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:36 pm

Dinsdale wrote:If that's an actual pic of the two of them, then Bowen deserves a medal, posthumously.

The man was a true hero of Darwin's Army.

To be perfectly fair to her, that picture was taken last September. Hedi Klum would have a hard time looking hot after 3 weeks of no electricity or running water.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:39 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:If that's an actual pic of the two of them, then Bowen deserves a medal, posthumously.

The man was a true hero of Darwin's Army.
To be perfectly fair to her, that picture was taken last September. Hedi Klum would have a hard time looking hot after 3 weeks of no electricity or running water.

To hell with last September... what we need to see is her dome rolling around in the stew pot....

and maybe some of these tards want to jerk off over her limbless pussy

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:49 pm

BSmack wrote:3 weeks of no electricity or running water.

Yeah dude -- 3 weeks of no electricity or running water is well-known to cause fetal-alcohol-syndrome in healthy adults.

Whatever you say...

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:37 pm

BSmack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:If that's an actual pic of the two of them, then Bowen deserves a medal, posthumously.

The man was a true hero of Darwin's Army.
To be perfectly fair to her, that picture was taken last September. Hedi Klum would have a hard time looking hot after 3 weeks of no electricity or running water.

Heidi Klum, to the best of my knowledge, has a mouthful of teeth. The woman in the picture did not.

I don't think a person's teeth can rot out of their mouth in three weeks time but I could be wrong.

Irie or Cindy might be better persons to ask about the time it takes for teeth to rot out of one's mouth.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:52 pm

mvscal wrote: Who could have ever guessed that a tweaker would choke his old lady, party his $1,500 "fortune" away and then off himself?

I figure he'd at least make a few more late-night runs to gather up scrap metal before he darwined.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:16 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
mvscal wrote: Who could have ever guessed that a tweaker would choke his old lady, party his $1,500 "fortune" away and then off himself?

I figure he'd at least make a few more late-night runs to gather up scrap metal before he darwined.

Please refer back to the copper stealing thief up in Vantucky who electrocuted himself stealing copper at a [shocker] power substation [shocker]

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:19 pm

mvscal wrote:C'mon now, them wuz doin the "good drugs".

Who could have ever guessed that a tweaker would choke his old lady, party his $1,500 "fortune" away and then off himself?

Choke his old lady ??

Fuck..... he went fucking ginsu knife on her. Dude had to have some heavy duty butcher tools to do that job...that would be like boning a elk out...we just use the fucking chain saw.. makes it go faster and you can drink the kill bottle faster.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:19 pm

A couple of weeks ago, I was talking to a friend-of-a-friend who works for the electric company. He's said that tweekers getting darwined while attempting to steal the copper grounding straps and similar such stuff were a lot more common than you'd think, and that just because it isn't always reported in the paper, don't assume that isn't happening on a very regular basis.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:22 pm

mvscal wrote:C'mon now, them wuz doin the "good drugs".

Who could have ever guessed that a tweaker would choke his old lady, party his $1,500 "fortune" away and then off himself?

I'd have bet on him getting one or the other of them done, but not the trifecta

And since nobody's dropped this one yet, I'll do it myself:

4. wipe cock on drapes

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:22 pm

Jsc810 wrote:

From the suicide note found on Bowen’s body....

“This is not accidental. I had to take my own life to pay for the one I took. If you send a patrol to 826 N. Rampart, you will find the dismembered corpse of my girlfriend Addie in the oven, on the stove, and in the fridge along with full documentation on the both of us and a full signed confession from myself.... Zack Bowen.”

From a five-page letter left by Bowen in the couple’s residence on Rampart Street...

“I scared myself not by the action of calmly strangling the woman I’ve loved for one and a half years, and then (decimating) her body but by my entire lack of remorse. I’ve known for ever how horrible of a person I am — ask anyone — and decided to quit my jobs and spend the 1,500 dollars cash I had being happy until I killed myself. So, that’s what I did: good food, good drugs, good strippers, good friends and any loose ends I may have had. I didn’t contact any of my family. So that’ll explain the shock. And had a fantastic time living out my days...It’s just about time now.”
http://updates.blogs.nola.com/default.asp?item=238200

...but I think what everybody who knows anything about New Orleans cuisine wants to know is...

...did he make a roux first?

:twisted:

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:30 pm

Dude supposedly served in Iraq and Bosnia. Something makes me think it wasn't the first time this sick fuck chopped somebody up if that's true. That's just a guess though.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:07 pm

Joy Spaulding, owner of the nearby Nawlin's Flava Cafe said the couple frequented her restaurant. "To be honest, they seemed like a real nice couple. They were good-looking people, and I was looking forward to them being the next house special."

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:35 pm

mvscal wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:Dude supposedly served in Iraq and Bosnia. Something makes me think it wasn't the first time this sick fuck chopped somebody up if that's true. That's just a guess though.

Yes, all soldiers are required to complete the Girlfriend Dismemberment Course during the 3rd week of Advanced Individual Training.

Dumbfuck.

Tuinai didn't teach you guys how to set up a long pig luau? Damn. Bummer.

:twisted:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:36 am

Rich Fader wrote:
mvscal wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:Dude supposedly served in Iraq and Bosnia. Something makes me think it wasn't the first time this sick fuck chopped somebody up if that's true. That's just a guess though.

Yes, all soldiers are required to complete the Girlfriend Dismemberment Course during the 3rd week of Advanced Individual Training.

Dumbfuck.
Tuinai didn't teach you guys how to set up a long pig luau? Damn. Bummer.

:twisted:

Looks like this guy went for short skank crock pot.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:46 am

Red beans and wife? (common-law, that is...work with me...)
Chicken bonne femme made with actual femme?
Blackened snapper?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:25 am

Rich Fader wrote:Red beans and wife? (common-law, that is...work with me...)
Chicken bonne femme made with actual femme?
Blackened snapper?

That's soooo wrong...

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:40 pm

Rich Fader wrote: Blackened snapper?

Bwwwaaahhaaaa... thats is hilarious....fuckin rack that

Maybe poached clam ????