signs at sporting events

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:27 pm

are stupid. just enjoy the game, asshole. no need to block everyone else's view just so you can waste a bedsheet and get on TV for two seconds. I hope everyone that got on TV because Fox showed their sign is cursed with the voice of Tim McCarver forever doing color commentary on their life.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:33 pm

I think that the morons who also sit in the stands after their team loses, with towels over their heads, moping, crying and generally looking dejected are a bunch of idiots as well.

Your team lost.... sit there a minute or 2, watch the other team celebrate at bit, and be glad you got to attend a major playoff game, and then get up and walk the fuck out of there.

Some of those people last night looked like they were ready to jump off the upper deck. Some are probably swinging from their shower rods right now.

Fucking losers....the Mets choked with the bags full, they lost . Get on with life....

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:49 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Ya but the Lee Corso ones are funny.

word. and when Hardball was on the road the college students came up with some good signs. I remember once a bunch of people dressed up like dolphins in the background of some midwestrn school. good stuff.

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:02 pm

Yeah...that's what I'm gonna' do.... hold up a sign that says something gay like "WE BELIEVE" or "STILL BREATHIN'" or "EMMIT SMITH FOR PRESIDENT!" Just dumb. Somthing a little more cryptic like those Lee Corso induced "Baby Arm" or "Merkin" signs seen on ESPN GameDay broadcasts are a bit more creative. Those are fairly inside though, spawned by an afternoon sportsradio show in Dallas. Then again others have to go over the top with "Lee Corso is a PENIS." Like Corso himself, pretty weak.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:05 pm

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:12 pm

THAT one is ok.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:35 pm

From Gainesville, FL before the Florida/LSU game.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:56 pm

how about at one of these events?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:12 pm

"The People Behind Me Can't See" was pretty funny.

College hockey fans from Harvard used to all pull out newspapers and read while the opposing teams were introduced.

I always wished that the sign-holding moron at Philadelphia Flyer games would take a puck to the face.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:44 pm

Derron wrote:I think that the morons who also sit in the stands after their team loses, with towels over their heads, moping, crying and generally looking dejected are a bunch of idiots as well.

Your team lost.... sit there a minute or 2, watch the other team celebrate at bit, and be glad you got to attend a major playoff game, and then get up and walk the fuck out of there.

Some of those people last night looked like they were ready to jump off the upper deck. Some are probably swinging from their shower rods right now.

Fucking losers..... Get on with life....

RACK! RACK! RACK!
Its just sports,quit acting like praying during the game will help your team throw a strike or get a hit!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:52 pm

Trampis wrote: Its just sports,quit acting like praying during the game will help your team throw a strike or get a hit!

BLASPHEMY!!!! GOD HAS MONEY ON THE GAME!!!!!

Sin,
Albert "The Juice" Pujols

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:28 pm

Uncle Fester wrote: I always wished that the sign-holding moron at Philadelphia Flyer games would take a puck to the face.

What fan was that?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:43 pm

What fan was that?

It was back in the Flyer's glory years. No one brought signs to games except for the rainbow wigged dude with his "John 3:16."

There was always some curly headed fukkwad at the Flyers games who sat right behind the glass and held up a stupid sign after every goal. The signs weren't funny or clever -- just kind of "I'm a dumbshit holding a sign."

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:03 pm

If it makes you feel better, Fester, Rollen Stewart is currently serving three life sentences for kidnapping in CA.

Tried to find a pic with the john 3:16 sign, but I don't think any exist on the net.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:39 pm

More like role model.

You really need to find Christ, brother, because if you don't
I'll hold you at gunpoint in a hotel room until I get a TV interview.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:04 am

In general I agree, but the "Babe got his on hot dogs and beer" will ALWAYS have me laughing.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:04 pm

rozy wrote:In general I agree, but the "Babe got his on hot dogs and beer" will ALWAYS have me laughing.

The full sign read- "“Babe Ruth did it on hot dogs and beer, Henry Aaron did it with class. How did you do it?”

For all the negative stories about Philly fans, we manage to get a little creative with things..

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:05 pm

Some proper football ones;

Galatasaray of Turkey have the maddest fans in Europe. When Leeds played them in the Champions League, they had a massive banner that said; WELCOME TO THE HELL.

Two weeks later, in the return match, Leeds had one which read; WELCOME TO CIVILISATION.

When Paul Gascoigne joined Lazio, the fans mistakenly produced a banner which read GAZZAS BOYS, WE ARE HERE, SHAKE YOUR WOMEN AND DRINK YOUR BEER. They'd misread 'Shag' for 'shake'. Another banner from opposing fans read; PAUL GAZZA FAT POOFTA.

My all-time favourite was from Real Madrid fans after their season turned to shit. It was unfurled at the training ground(!) and read; FOR YOU, WHORES AND MONEY. FOR US, INDIGNATION AND REPRESSION.