The Chinese can eat a dick

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:38 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/f ... 371500.stm

Gunslinger · Post by **Gunslinger** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:56 am

You of all people should know that an article refering to penis will be shunned upon in this country. They are all to busy MVSCAL'ing it. mvscal has such a hard erection for little girls that the moment you refer to dick by any article he curls up and hides himself in the corner of his home for having irrational thoughts. He cant laugh at an article where other countries eat dick, cuz its to close to home for him. He and other Americans are so uptight at the thought of dick, they dont know what to do.

So, congrats at a Euro post sinking to page 2 because dick isnt open to discussion. He's to busy sucking it to laugh at dick cuisine from around the world. It's a sensitive subject, you should understand.

NOT OUR HUMOR EURO!! Give them a good gunshot wound to the head and mvscal will offer you his cock for discussion. Fucking a deer is more of an option for him than laughing about dick eaters around the globe, cuz he's considered dick and he's considered it well.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:57 am

What better way to secure a contract than over a steaming penis fondue.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:00 am

Amazing what results you'll get when you google "iwhere is the best place to get lots of fresh dick?"

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:56 pm

Donkey? It's suggestions like this that make the meal disgusting.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:52 pm

Basically,if you think about it, we are conditioned from birth as to what tastes good and what to eat. When you break it down as far as meat goes,we are eating an animal,prime rib,dick,its all just meat from diferent areas of the animal. What makes one animal or animal part more nutritious then another,simple social conditioning is the answer for most,not nutritional value.

If we grew up thinking bengal dick tasted good and beeef was disgusting well then that would be the way.

As far as eating animal dick,and having it give me some sort of powers,thats just mystical Chinese BS and wishful thinking. Theres just some cultures that believe they can get over if they eat there enemy or there enemys dick. All mind games really. I really believe that there are some football players that would get psyched up for Sunday by eating dick if some Tom Coughlin type told them it would help them.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:30 pm

Nish, not a glass dick per se but the Telegraph ran a story on the same place earlier this year and I posted it here, under what I thought was, for this board, the obvious title:

THIS PLACE SERVES HORSE COCKS!!!

(That said, the Telegraph didn't say anything about them serving bull perineum. I mean, I can just see the beef marketing commercials with Sam Elliott pronouncing over the joyous strains of Aaron Copland's "Hoe-Down"--"Bull taint...it's what's for dinner.")