Pisser

[Goober McTuber]

VIENNA, Austria -- The " Opera Toilet" is getting canned.

An Austrian businessman is bowing to public pressure and promises to get rid of urinals shaped like a woman's mouth. The controversial public convenience is located near Vienna's national opera.

The urinals feature lipsticked lips, a set of teeth and a bright red tongue. A spokeswoman for the Vienna Department of Women's Affairs told The Associated Press that the urinals are tasteless and offensive.

Owner Neuhold Gerhard said his public restroom has been open for three years. He said he found it odd the urinals only became an issue during Austria's recent national election campaign.

Gerhard promised the urinals will be replaced in the next couple of weeks.

[Rich Fader]

I don't suppose dude could be talked into disinfecting those things and selling them on eBay, could he?

[RadioFan]

VIENNA, Austria -- The " Opera Toilet" is getting canned.

An Austrian businessman is bowing to public pressure and promises to get rid of urinals shaped like a woman's mouth.

No doubt to be replaced by urinals shaped like a man's anus.

Well, it is near the national opera. The existing urinals are clearly hurtful and mean.

[Smackie Chan]

A spokeswoman for the Vienna Department of Women's Affairs told The Associated Press that the urinals are tasteless and offensive.

Which is it? If it has no flavor, how can it offend?

Maybe bitch should just stay outta the men's room.

[silvurna]

Nothing says 'entrepreneur' like being the owner of a public restroom.