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T1B's Weekend Forecast

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Today: Current conditions show low interest, mild rants throughout Cul de Smack and the CFB. Faggotry abounds in the DJ Jiffypop forum. See for yourownself:
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Tonight: The T1B Mods Service has issued a Flashtrots Warning for m2 in CdS and BTPCF.

Saturday: Look for a BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL blitz as Van jams shards of broken glass into his peehole in self-mutilating joy after $C's OT win on the roadie to the U & L. Wags puts on his party dress and lubes up the forklift chassis for BtL's boomer sooner sig. 88 sees his overall pick 'em lead evaporate with a Killian-type effort.

Sunday: 60% chance of poptart, Assassin, Rayder James circle jerk fallout as the Raiders season high one game winning streak comes to a grinding halt. Coods milestone: Racial Epithet #4000. Ken's Jetta is burned by a fast-moving, nocturnal, homophobic SoCal wildfire. Sleep tight, Kendra.

Monday: RadioFan returns from his Lost Weekend and auto-fellates on You Tube replays of OU's romp through Mizzou.

Tuesday: Morning mvscal spits Ken Mehlman's talking points and swallows Rush's load. Bizzarofelice and Adelpiero spoon whilst watching the 2006 World Series Champions St. Louis Cardinals Victory Parade through East St. Louis.
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Post by montinelevin »

A plus.

Good job, socal

As a former "climatology" major guy...

Rain likely for the UCLA game

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Just look at the Pacific satellite photo.

Rain is on its way for the Bay Area twice over the next
10-14 days. Exactly when the rain from the second storm
might happen is anybody's guess at this point.
(On average, it takes any one storm 2 weeks to transit around the globe.)
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I never make any forecasts.
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MONDAY: Hurricane Martyred expected to make landfall in Spinzone as it reaches Category 3 levels.
Dumbfucks and kneejerk chickenhawks are advised to seek FEMA evacuation centers.
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Martyred wrote:MONDAY: Hurricane Martyred expected to make landfall in Spinzone as it reaches Category 3 levels.
Dumbfucks and kneejerk chickenhawks are advised to seek FEMA evacuation centers.
Not everything that blows is a hurricane. Just sayin'...

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Mister Bushice wrote:I never make any forecasts.
:lol:

There may be a rack or two in the IE
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Re: T1B's Weekend Forecast

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socal wrote:Tonight: The T1B Mods Service has issued a Flashtrots Warning for m2 in CdS and BTPCF.
socal wrote:Sunday: 60% chance of poptart, Assassin, Rayder James circle jerk fallout as the Raiders season high one game winning streak comes to a grinding halt. Coods milestone: Racial Epithet #4000. Ken's Jetta is burned by a fast-moving, nocturnal, homophobic SoCal wildfire. Sleep tight, Kendra.
RACK and RACK
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