Hey drunks - ya get extra hour to souse it up

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:55 am

Tonight is the end of daylight savings time. move every wristwatch you see back one hour.

Just remember stagger forward, Fall back.

That is all.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:10 am

In

I think.

So I set my clock forward an hour tonight?

Rack the FYI

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:25 am

No Dude, you roll back in time. 10:30 becomes 9:30. 2:00am becomes 1:00 am. 10 drinks become 12 drinks.

The fat skank you left the bar with does not become attractive, though, nor do you get a mulligan on the hideous choice of exit companions. Sorry.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:30 am

Liar.. Your gonna make me a hour late to conffesion...

You are evil Buschice

I hate this halloween crap and you obvious pranksters.....

You are mean people.... I think

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:35 am

You do realize it happens at this same time every year? You're not stuck in some kind of ground hogs day loop are ya?

And If I was truly evil I would have had you roll the clock an hour ahead last Sunday night. ;)

But if it will help, Tell Jesus tomorrow it was my fault you were late.

Maybe he'll spot you a novena.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:44 am

I sure wish Jesus could write me a novel.

I could really dig the King Jack Version...

set the clock forward 1 hr tonight
word

Rack Babshice

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:50 am

unless you're in Arizona, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, American Samoa, Guam and the Northern Marianas.

I hear the southern marianas are more fun.

See you at lunch.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:00 am

Lunch it is!

I bet they fuck up the 24 hr marinade....
just sayin

Tomorrows already a bitch

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:09 am

e wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:No Dude, you roll back in time.
not without a new flux capicitor

You have one ball.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:23 am

Dude, that's like 2003 and shit. What a dork.

You have no life.

You should probably go ahead and die.

But could you tell Proper Tool we still post on the internet?

Mizzou lost.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:28 am

e wrote:
PrimeX wrote:
e wrote: not without a new flux capicitor
You have one ball.

you have one joke

that's like, a lot of daylight savingses ago.

you have torn the fabric of time.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:26 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:You do realize it happens at this same time every year?

Why no...no, it doesn't.

Sin,
2007

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:08 pm

I was speaking in general terms, dins. think outside the box a little.

The More DST the better, I say. Fuck this getting dark early shit. I hope the study finds that it saves energy so we keep it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:46 pm

Mister Bushice wrote: The More DST the better, I say. Fuck this getting dark early shit.

Sorry my spreadsheets aren't updated, but don't you live in SoCal or something?

If not, my apologies.

If so...I'm sure I speak for all of those who reside above the 45th Parallel when I say...

shut the fuck up. You don't know what "getting dark early" is.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:40 pm

It's all relative.
My 45 degrees is a cold snap. My cloudy sky is a winter storm. My 100 degree day is not a heat wave.
And my porch light going on 1 hour earlier sucks.

If you don't like the weather, move. :)