Gallaudet's Gravy Train

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:07 pm

What?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:24 pm

Your avatar is infested.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:26 pm

So if your wife is deaf and dumb, and she’s nagging the hell out of you, do you ask for a hand-job just to shut her up?

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:03 pm

Someone's passing out checks for $54K? Once I get out of jail, I'ma get my transfer-on!

Sin,

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:35 pm

Gallaudet had 1839 students (undergraduate and graduate combined) in Spring of 2006. Doing some quick math, that means the US Federal Government is paying out at least $54,377.40 to Galluadet for every student enrolled there.

If Rack Fu enrolled for just one year he'd have his family vehicle paid off.

Rip City

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:44 pm

"Everyone is encouraged to get back to class, get back to work and get back to normal,"

huh. I didn't know they could teach hearing. Awesome.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:14 pm

One would imagine that along with some serious tuiton cash that this "ahem" school has every gadget known to man to assist with studies which alone constitute astronomical sums of money.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:15 pm

Luther wrote:
Gallaudet had 1839 students (undergraduate and graduate combined) in Spring of 2006. Doing some quick math, that means the US Federal Government is paying out at least $54,377.40 to Galluadet for every student enrolled there.
If Rack Fu enrolled for just one year he'd have his family vehicle paid off.

Rip City

Heh. After I saw that in the article I hit submit and started constructing my Fu reset. Then I said, "wait a sec, this might be a glass dick take...," sure enough I scrolled down, and there it was.

Rack it.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:45 pm

some people do not consider her "deaf enough"

discriminate much, you braille-reading- sign language using - wall bumping-into nazis?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:55 pm

I imagine at the big protest rally, students played air guitars and sang, "Weef Fell Ova-tumm..."