Alabama made the "white trash" state list, right?

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:32 pm

http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp?S= ... menu33_3_6

Teen Arrested for Raping His Mother

Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.

Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.

"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.

That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."

"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith.

Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.

Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.

"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.

Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:58 pm

What a motherfucker.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:00 pm

Wow, that's a target rich post. Where to even begin ....

Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother ... Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started

A proud Gary Helms Sr, stated "That's how Gary Jr was made! I'm, sure glad he followed in my footsteps."

"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend

Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother (aka. his brothers girlfriend).

Rack these hillbilly's. Nice find Jay!

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:32 pm

mvscal wrote:The only thing that makes any sense about this story is that it takes place in a trailer park.

In Alabama of course too...

Sick mother fucker...har har har har har....

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:36 pm

Derron wrote:
mvscal wrote:The only thing that makes any sense about this story is that it takes place in a trailer park.
In Alabama of course too...

And don't forget, mom was passed out drunk.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:07 pm

Here's one thing we know:

If Mom gets pregnant and wants to flush the fetus somewhere, you and your Pro-Life buddies will be there to try and talk her out of it.

Right?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:56 pm

incest, a game the whole family can play

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:33 pm

It would have made more sense if the kid was a 'Bama fan and his brother liked Auburn.

Ucant#-463,721 · Post by **Ucant#-463,721** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:53 pm

Last night... I got so mad at my g/f for ironing a crease in my Polo shirts, that I went next door and raped the neighbor's dog. I sure showed her!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:03 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Derron wrote:
mvscal wrote:The only thing that makes any sense about this story is that it takes place in a trailer park.
In Alabama of course too...
And don't forget, mom was passed out drunk.

In Alabama, that's known as "foreplay"

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:04 pm

Cuda wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Derron wrote: In Alabama of course too...
And don't forget, mom was passed out drunk.
In Alabama, that's known as "consent"

FTFY

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:09 pm

^^^ Rack.

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:42 am

If you live in a trailor park its expected of you to commit incest