Israeli President Claims His Abashag to Warm His Bed

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Israeli President Claims His Abashag to Warm His Bed

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And why shouldn't a nuclear leader of world arms sales need some poontang?.....EARLY in the morning...in the MIDDLE of the day?...and LATE..at night....

After all, with all this killin' going on--of Arabs, that is--well, tensions run high and the BLOOD calls...

This lil' Tel Aviv scandal obviously isn't of much interest. Just a standard office scene with some power-tripped exec expressing himself through carnal conquest. Nothing out of the ordinary. But really...given the overwhelming tide of schemes, fuck-ups, disasters and indictments blowing up all over the "right wing" structure these days, it sure seems a damn shame that this palsied forum should be so cowed, thumbed and hobbled.

Where, I ask, is the appreciation of a bonafied STRAIGHT right-wing politican these days? And make no mistake, Katsav, "president of Israel," is a total hardline Sharon appliance. A true tool of the Likud. (And while it's true that there were STRAIGHT men in the Nazi Party--the mirror image of Likud--these were not, uh..the norm.)

Rove, the spine of Team Chimp, is a major Bottom Queen, a rare and potent crossing of wires visited vastly upon the Republic so famously in J.Edgar Hoover. The Chimp, similarly is a a Bitchy Bottom--but dumb as a post as you know--and despite the twisted fate that placed him in his office, remains a sinister and simplistic criminal whose spirialing incompetence is exceeded only by his bunkered obliviousness. (pssst..Chimpster, that noose uphead is for YOU!!)

Which leads us back to Tel Aviv...where the cornered, walled-in ZioNazi party has to deal with ringing up their "president" (remember, Israel has no constitution--they don't dare, lest it grant rights to...uh, others) on rape charges and a variety of basic corruption charges.

Gee, what a good clear sign of a functioning Western democracy based on rational sensibilities and laws. Right?

Well...yes and no.

Yes because like South Africa in the 1970's, examples of officials being held to account served to assauge the full moral undercurrent of administering a vicious apartheid regime--on such a scale!--and seemed to demonstrate a vigilant dedication to justice and similar Western values.

But no because this incident reveals only the vicious nest of infighting that has defined Israeli politics for its entire 58 years.
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Actually, this incident reveals the perils of viagra.
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The "family values" shit only works on retarded American hypocrites.

Obviously the Israeli's, like the rest of the planet, take this sort of thing in stride.
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While I see what you are foaming at the mouth about, a couple of points.
And why shouldn't a nuclear leader of world arms sales
I think the entire UN Security council membership sell more Nuclear arms than this urban-housing project level oasis. and...
some power-tripped exec expressing himself through carnel conquest.
I think you mean
Main Entry: cor·nel
Pronunciation: 'kor-n&l, -"nel
Function: noun
Etymology: ultimately from Latin cornus cornel cherry tree; akin to Greek kranon cornel cherry tree
: any of various shrubs or trees (genus Cornus) of the dogwood family; specifically : DOGWOOD
But why anyine would desire the conquest of a dogwood is odd.

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No, Phant-o, I didn't say Israel sells nukes, but rather "arms," which means guns, mines, "security equipment," and various other weaponry. And they sell to ANYONE, as they always have in their brief existence. Israel is stocked with illegally produced nukes, yes, and remain the most dangerous and aggravating entity in the region--and world as the mounting disgust and revilement against the apartheid race-state reaches around the globe.

But that's not the point.

Ask yourself...doesn't America need an Abashag to warm its bed? I mean given the twisted queer underpinnings of the fascist right in this country spanning the loooong career of J Edgar Hoover and spilling out now into the catastrophic run of the Chimp 'n Cheney show.

And babs, your silly bullshit seems to flow without rudder or compass. If you can't see that this utterly phoney and illegal invasion of Iraq hasn't increased Islamic fundamentalist recruitment and action by a factor of about eight thousand, well you're a bottled up little moron.....oh...that's right.

How many more U.S. servicemen were gunned down or blown to shit JUST YESTERDAY? Ten.

Go ahead, say it's "necessary" or "worth it," or that our strategy is "to win." Go ahead, I dare you, you pathetic parrot.

btw, still afraid to debate any SPECIFIC position of Noam Chomsky? Of course you are, because that's just what phoney creeps do.
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LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, Phant-o, I didn't say Israel sells nukes, but rather "arms," which means guns, mines, "security equipment," and various other weaponry. And they sell to ANYONE, as they always have in their brief existence. Israel is stocked with illegally produced nukes, yes, and remain the most dangerous and aggravating entity in the region--and world as the mounting disgust and revilement against the apartheid race-state reaches around the globe.

But that's not the point.

Ask yourself...doesn't America need an Abashag to warm its bed? I mean given the twisted queer underpinnings of the fascist right in this country spanning the loooong career of J Edgar Hoover and spilling out now into the catastrophic run of the Chimp 'n Cheney show.
yes, I see where you are comig from, but I think that you a more than a little in the pocket of the Democratic Party. Also your phrasing and general argumental layout...makes me laugh.

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Fuck off, you fake little troll.

Do you dare go down to a VA hospital and talk to the tens of thousands of young men whose legs and arms and faces have been blown off? And tell them some shit about "democrats" and "republicans"?

Fuck you, you pathetic piece of shit.
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mvscal wrote:
The phantorino wrote:I think the entire UN Security council membership sell more Nuclear arms
There ya go "thinking" again, dumbass. I'm actually amazed that you're capable of breathing unassisted.
Since obviously your brain is useless. I give you permission to help him breath by massaging his prostate with your cock, like you've been begging for years.
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Nop surprise or anything, but Olmert, the Prime Minister of Israel is also about to get rung up on the usual corruption charges--illegal land deals, etc.
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