Defending Old Posters' Honor Thread

[Cueball]

The old farts here can barely remember to put their teeth in, let alone remembering their password is actually password. Props to you for checking the save password box.

[Goober McTuber]

Must post more images of fine looking nubile babes...




Damn good-lookin' 4 year old!^^^^^^

You're from the U & L?

[Nishlord]

Must post more images of fine looking nubile babes...

Well, go on then.

[Dinsdale]

You're from the U & L?

Sorry Goobs, but it's going to take more than one or two news snippets over the years before the U&L has any chance of surpassing the Big Boys, like Nebraska and Texas.


Heck, THIS is how we roll --

HILLSBORO, Ore. - Police are hoping the public can help track down a wanted man after his brother, an alleged accomplice in a sex slave case, turned himself in last month.

The story began 16 years ago. In June of 1990, a 16-year-old female escaped a Hillsboro residence where she was held against her will as a sex slave by two men.

Shortly after her escape, police arrested Vance Jay Roberts and his brother, Paul E. Jackson. During the investigation, additional possible victims were identified and the pair ended up with a long list of charges:

Charges Against Vance J. Roberts

Kidnapping in the First Degree (8 counts)
Sexual Penetration with a Foreign Object (2 counts)
Sodomy in the First Degree (6 counts)
Rape in the First Degree (6 counts)
Sexual abuse in the First Degree (3 counts)
Possession of a Controlled Substance (marijuana)
Charges Against Paul E. Jackson

Kidnapping in the First Degree (8 counts)
Sexual Penetration with a Foreign Object (2 counts)
Sodomy in the First Degree (5 counts)
Rape in the First Degree (5 counts)
Sexual Abuse in the First Degree (3 counts)
The brothers went to trial in 1991, but before the proceedings could finish, the two fled the state while out on bail. During the months following, the FBI obtained warrants for the brothers and began a countrywide search for the pair.

And of course, in true Dinsdalian style, the suspect-at-large looks eerily familiar to me.

[jtr]

post some (!) in title and ill post some nubile babes for ya.

[jtr]

http://www.nudegirlsblog.com/images/nubiles-melisa.jpg

[Luther]

Maybe it is all the political arguing going on before the mid term elections. I definitely don't feel very humorous lately. But I should relax as the tide will turn and some of my buddies who are grumbling now will get their turn.

In Nov of 2008, I'm sure all the Bsmack's, Mikey's, Bace's, Fester's, Sam's, Pelosi's, Dinsdale's, Bushy's, PSU's, RF's, Marty's, FOO's, and whatever will then have their man (or woman) in office. Then you will see the mvscal's, tominva's, OC's, Charger's, and Y2K's sniping at the incumbents, and it will be like before.

And then, whenever the voters get tired of the shit, they'll go back to the republicans and Bsmack, Mikey, Bace and blah blah will start all over again. Several years down the road and it reverses itself.

Same old shit in this same old shit hole.

Seriously, I'm having my humor bone removed by Dr. Oneboard. Oh, it is the same most other places except our board is the smorgie of all political sniping boards out there. We like it so much that we ignore the Spin Zone so that we can throw our barbs at passing cars here in the cul de smack.

I think it is sad that one has to go to the tech forum here to get any laughs. Did you hear the one about the guy who brings his Dell into a bar, sits down, and says...

Rip City

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

post some (!) in title and ill post some nubile babes for ya.

No, we don't need C- "nubile babes" from you. Fuck up Sams thread and I'll ... well I'm not sure what I can do that you haven't done to yourself, but I'll think of something. You've been warned.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Not to mention all the losers deciding to pass on the beginning stages of a wonderful and rare-these-days Indyclown pile-on in favor of the "Waaaaaaaa you republicans suck, Waaaaaaaaaa you democrats suck!" bullshit that can be found in any other thread on this board.

What a damn shame.

[Mister Bushice]

Must post more images of fine looking nubile babes...

Well, go on then.

We'll leave the Dentally and hygienically challenged skanks to you, Nish.

Damn good-lookin' 4 year old!^^^^^^

But somewhat hagged out for a 28 year old.

Damn those dog years.

[jtr]

[Nishlord]

We'll leave the Dentally and hygienically challenged skanks to you, Nish.

But she's your mother, Mr B.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Jess,
If you spent 1/2 the time you do right now surfing/spanking to porn, you'd be a lean, mean, fighting machine instead of a Pilsbury dough boy wannabe. It may not guarantee you'll get laid (even with the body of a Greek God you’d have problems), but at least you'll have a chance.

[Mister Bushice]

We'll leave the Dentally and hygienically challenged skanks to you, Nish.

But she's your mother, Mr B.

My Mom is 80, Nish. Don't make our impression of your taste in women worse than it already is.

[Goober McTuber]

Jess,
If you spent 1/2 the time you do right now surfing/spanking to porn, you'd be a lean, mean, fighting machine instead of a Pilsbury dough boy wannabe. It may not guarantee you'll get laid (even with the body of a Greek God you’d have problems), but at least you'll have a chance.

Excellent point, TWIS.

Jess, buy a Stairmaster, a Bowflex, free weights...something. Then, every time you start to get online to look at images of women, hop on that machine or hit the weights instead. Eventually, there's a possibility that ... someday ... maybe ... potentially ... it could happen ... you might actually touch real female flesh. Imagine that. Man, you're surrounded by hot babes out there, right? Shock the crap outta them. Show up 6 months or a year from now in a buff bod. It'll blow their minds.

Actually, he could do both. My father-in-law has a TV and a VCR (old school) right by his treadmill. He plugs a porno in and commences to exercising. He’s 75, BTW.

[jtr]

So you're saying i shouldnt stay the jon lovitz route

and go for the carrot top route

[Mikey]

Check out the woman standing by Lovitz. You make the decision, Jess.

Eat FRESH!!!!!!

[Mikey]

Maybe it is all the political arguing going on before the mid term elections. I definitely don't feel very humorous lately. But I should relax as the tide will turn and some of my buddies who are grumbling now will get their turn.

In Nov of 2008, I'm sure all the Bsmack's, Mikey's, Bace's, Fester's, Sam's, Pelosi's, Dinsdale's, Bushy's, PSU's, RF's, Marty's, FOO's, and whatever will then have their man (or woman) in office. Then you will see the mvscal's, tominva's, OC's, Charger's, and Y2K's sniping at the incumbents, and it will be like before.

And then, whenever the voters get tired of the shit, they'll go back to the republicans and Bsmack, Mikey, Bace and blah blah will start all over again. Several years down the road and it reverses itself.

Same old shit in this same old shit hole.

Seriously, I'm having my humor bone removed by Dr. Oneboard. Oh, it is the same most other places except our board is the smorgie of all political sniping boards out there. We like it so much that we ignore the Spin Zone so that we can throw our barbs at passing cars here in the cul de smack.

I think it is sad that one has to go to the tech forum here to get any laughs. Did you hear the one about the guy who brings his Dell into a bar, sits down, and says...

Rip City

Damn, Luther, you need to lighten up a little.

You think we take this shit seriously (well BSmack maybe)?

Election season is a chance for fun, old man. When else do you get to see politicians make public fools of themselves on such a regular basis? Kerry making an ass of himself, the White House melting all over itself trying to take advantage, the rest of the Dems putting on their Nikes and seeing who can run away from Lurch the fastest?

Bush claiming he never said "stay the course" (right, and Wolfman never said "Beast Light")? Republican incumbents falling all over themselves trying to put as much distance between themselves and their President as they can while still being Republican?

This shit is classic.

You think I was serious when I said that 95% of pops' posts prove that he's a blind fool? Aske me again on November 8, I'll probably change that to ...errrr....maybe 40%.

[PSUFAN]

Some of you dudes are too old to be crying about how others post. If you don't like it, then smack them.

STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES, COOTS!

[Jay in Phoenix]

Speaking as one of the "old coots" on the board, I gotta agree with Mikey on this one Luth. Poli-smack may get old sometimes, but the actions of the politicians never do. And as they flail about like stooges falling all over themselves to make the next stupid statement or next idiotic move, their board supporters expose themselves to the same ridicule we give them, whatever side they might be on.

And as such, we smack each other. And after all, isn't that what this and other "anonymous" bb's are for?

See, I get where Luther is coming from. SC's 2 and 3 and the like, were places for storytelling, as much as they were for sports and smack and shit. I used to be one long-ass winded scroll wheel burning muthah of a storyteller, but that was another time, and times have changed a bit. The boards sure as hell have. So maybe the kind of fun that is had here is different than it used to be, but eh....so what?

So like PSUFAN said, if ya' don't like it, crack some coconuts. Or rip 'em to shreds with a nice little story. Or wytch the fuckers hides. Whatever it takes.

Just don't quit Luth. We're better off with you, than without my friend.

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

Do you really believe that Luth remembers what he posted yesterday?



<<<<< Look Luth it's a nice delicious sandwich, just for you!

[Mississippi Neck]

He's not going anywhere. When the Dems take over next Tuesday, hilarity will ensue.