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Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"

Both parties blow, but the dems' inferiority comlex is bordering on obsessive compulsive.
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mvscal wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:they're the party of higher morals.
And they actually are which is pretty sad.
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Okay, that's pretty funny.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"
One hardly has to "scour" the net for Republican scandals. One "scours" the net for bootleg Pink Floyd videos. GOP scandals get emailed to us daily.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"

Both parties blow, but the dems' inferiority complex is bordering on obsessive compulsive.

"bordering" :?

They crossed that line years ago.

They're well into "shrieking lunacy" territory now.
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Republican Values?

Get fucked Diego and take B-Smack with you.

Picking out some random story about some stupid fucking cheating on your wife douchebag doesn't become Republican because some cocksucker registered to that party. When you finally get the malpractice settlement money from the botched lobotomy you might invest in someone with a working brain to do your thinking. So I guess the new game with you drooling dipshits is to scour the net (as MGO said) and send your salivary glands into overdrive when you happen to find some dumbfucks name that's worthy of putting an R behind so you can generalize millions of American's as beeing supportive of sacks of shit. When you two finally get a synapse to fire and realize human trash is spread pretty wide and dude can drown in his own piss and die as far the majority of people believe you'll have to put down and stop fondeling the little shiney medal shaped like a donkey the nice smiley man at the Kelso Center handed you for not farting while standing in the lunchline for your oatmeal and cookie.

Republican Values my ass............
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Y2K wrote:Republican Values my ass............
That's what we've been saying all along.

Welcome aboard. ;)
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Why do you pay $500K until after the election for a house seat that probably pays,Im guessing $150k per year.Id say that money better buy a couple of elections worth of mum. Maybe our good congressmen had a way of enhancing his pay with bribes so only one term of hush money was payed for?

To be honest I thought this thread was going to be about the gay evangelical leader who had payed a gay prostitute for sex for a few years,whew! that was close!
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Trampis wrote:Why do you pay $500K until after the election for a house seat that probably pays,Im guessing $150k per year.Id say that money better buy a couple of elections worth of mum. Maybe our good congressmen had a way of enhancing his pay with bribes so only one term of hush money was payed for?
You tell me. Tell me why people spend millions of dollars campaigning for a Congressional seat that pays $165,200 a year?

The words utterly and totaly corrupt system come to mind.
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On MyYahoo.com (my home page) I have a link to the top AP news stories. If you think that just scanning the top AP news stories is "scouring" I'd suggest you stop snorting cocaine, Y2K. The paranoia is showing big time.
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Okay, so this thread gets me to thinking...

Would any of you have sex with Hilary Clinton just in order for her to pay you $500,000.00 to keep quiet about it??

I can't say I wouldn't consider it for $500,000.00 and for $1 Million..Hell, I'd spend the night!!
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bbqjones wrote:vote
none of the above.

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Now lemme see here,
I'm a cocaine snorting paranoid because......

I see the complete myopic idiocy behind your drivel?

mmmmmkayyyyy.

You see Diego it's pretty simple if you bother to force both lobes to work in tandem.
I see your party as hard working American citizens who differ in opinion only in extreme agendas force fed by bought and paid for twats who are owned by their own egos and quest for being something "more special" than you and I , other than that we agree on most all the simple things that make us head out and enjoy living in peace and having liberty's many can't or won't ever enjoy.

You see me as a Republican first and a second rate jackass because some asshole in some shithole somehow represents every other Republican because other myopic twats who are owned by their own egos and quest for being something "more special" than you and I and put an R behind his specialness said so and some nobody douce did something different than all us Republican's are supposed to do.

The majority of all threads you start usually are generic attacks on those evil Republicans and never if ever about the douchebag responsible and it says a lot about your opinion of people who have a different view of things than yours. Your rhetoric is typical of those who live in blindness and who continue to support or ignore losers because of a R or D behind a name or because some other D guy said so.

Paranoid?

Hardly........

Able to make a fact based observation based on ability to see things with an assemblence of reality.

Bingo!

Because I registered Republican doesn't mean I'm some Bush loving bible thumper who gets news from Sean Hannity or Pat Robertson, believe it or not I watch other stuff too and agree with opinions expressed by :shock: Democrats. It's called "INDEPENDENT THINKING"

Try it sometime if at all possible but maybe the bleating sheep angle is more your game.

Who Knows?

Ponderous indeed....
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10-1 that Diego didn't read all of that while he was too distracted downloading kiddie pron.
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I consider myself to be a libertarian, with occasional liberal tendencies. Just wanted to say that that Y2K has been on the money with much of his political commentary the past couple of days.
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Goobs,

Times are changing and so am I, every day American Citizens trade common sense to become pansy ass sheep led around by people who honestly don't give two fucks about us. I'm registered GOP but to be honest it's never been the basis of how I vote or form opinions, but I can't believe how fucking ridiculous it's become with the party power horseshit, people use the death of Servicemen as fodder and revel in failure because it makes the other guy look bad and don't do shit about changing it for no other reason than politics, people stand idly by as the other side gives shit excuses for sending our jobs elsewhere and letting illegals from all over the world come here and destroy what were the basis of many a family structure because money is the object and it's supposedly a dog eat dog world when the truth is they all are so deep in making money from it they couldn't give a fuck.

I'm becoming a fucking radical......

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Goober McTuber wrote:I consider myself to be a libertarian, with occasional liberal tendencies. Just wanted to say that that Y2K has been on the money with much of his political commentary the past couple of days.
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Y2K wrote: You see me as a Republican first and a second rate jackass because some asshole in some shithole somehow represents every other Republican because other myopic twats who are owned by their own egos and quest for being something "more special" than you and I and put an R behind his specialness said so and some nobody douce did something different than all us Republican's are supposed to do.
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Where the fuck did you come off labeling me a "Blame Bush" poster, if you dont want to be labeled as a lock step fucking moron?

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You know what?

Bitches cry this shit all the time for attention. You want to make a fucking thread about this, then how the fuck do you explain Clinton's hiding of his marital affair from his wife? Was that fucking morals?

Shit that happens with women stay with women. If any fucking slackjawed fucks that proclaim they are republican want to bash you then use "Gunslinger beats his girl" kind of fucking bullshit, they are fucking retards.

Women and generally relationships are only known to those that live them. To title this chick as "mistress" and she has a lawsuit is laughable. To wait till after election day is your argument?

Uh... what fucking merits or reason would this have to do with why he cant be a politician? Or are you going to single handedly fuck your Democratic agenda by pointing out a man who had a relationship with a psychotic female, demise your stance on Clinton?

Seriously, dont make it a partisan issue when it comes to women when Bill Clinton is god to the democrats. It's fucking laughable.
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What the hell! I thought this thread was about the Colorado evangelical leader--Haggard?--who after fighting for years against gay marriage with all the fervent faith his Christer cult demands, turns out to be a total fudge-packing closet queer.
I guess there's just too many GOP scandals to keep up with. Carry on. And Wakey Wake!
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"

Both parties blow, but the dems' inferiority comlex is bordering on obsessive compulsive.
What a short memory you and others have. Dubya was prolly two to three years (or more) into his term before DrDouche and the other right-wingers eased up on doing the same thing (in the other direction) that you're criticizing the lefties of here. As you say, both parties blow, but so do many of those who defend each of them. I have no doubt that should the Dems take control of one or both houses of Congress, and especially if they win the White House in '08, that it will zealously begin again. There is no shortage of media fodder on both parties to keep everyone busy posting crap stories about the indiscretions of their representatives. It's just that now, with more Retardlicans in office, there's more opportunity for them to fuck up, and they're taking full advantage of those opportunities.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"
But you told us on numerous occasions that it was all about the LIBERAL MEDIA and their HIDDEN AGENDA to BOMBARD US WITH SMEARS ABOUT THE NATURAL PARTY OF GOVERNMENT instead of telling us THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE LIBERATION OF IRAQ AND THE DEFENCE OF OUR FREEDOMS.

Can you make YOUR FUCKING MIND UP, please?
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Dubya was prolly two to three years (or more) into his term before DrDouche and the other right-wingers eased up on doing the same thing (in the other direction) that you're criticizing the lefties of here.
Exactly.

If your whole schitck is Moral Judgment, you deserve beatdowns when you fuck up.

For Dems, I believe the answer in the face of Kerry's stupidity is not "the Repugnicans are trying to smear him", rather it is "Kerry is an idiot". For Repubs, the response shouldn't be "THE LIBERAL MEDIA IS PERSECUTING US", rather it should be "fuck this hypocrite".

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Rack Smackie, PSU, Gunslinger, Nish, LTS, and yes, Diego.
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BSmack wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"
One hardly has to "scour" the net for Republican scandals. One "scours" the net for bootleg Pink Floyd videos. GOP scandals get emailed to us daily.
I have an entire staff dedicated to finding Republican boy fuckers and liars.

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Derron wrote:
BSmack wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"
One hardly has to "scour" the net for Republican scandals. One "scours" the net for bootleg Pink Floyd videos. GOP scandals get emailed to us daily.
I have an entire staff dedicated to finding Republican boy fuckers and liars.
I'm sure you do.
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BSmack wrote:
Trampis wrote:Why do you pay $500K until after the election for a house seat that probably pays,Im guessing $150k per year.Id say that money better buy a couple of elections worth of mum. Maybe our good congressmen had a way of enhancing his pay with bribes so only one term of hush money was payed for?
You tell me. Tell me why people spend millions of dollars campaigning for a Congressional seat that pays $165,200 a year?

The words utterly and totaly corrupt system come to mind.
And it NEVER existed before Bush was elected President. It is soley a factor of Republican leadership in the White House and both Houses.

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Derron wrote:And it NEVER existed before Bush was elected President. It is soley a factor of Republican leadership in the White House and both Houses.
Are you on meth?
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BSmack wrote:
Derron wrote:
BSmack wrote: One hardly has to "scour" the net for Republican scandals. One "scours" the net for bootleg Pink Floyd videos. GOP scandals get emailed to us daily.
I have an entire staff dedicated to finding Republican boy fuckers and liars.
I'm sure you do.
Ahh.. another example of the fine work done by B Monica, who must be doing the spin work for the Democuntric pary in the wanning days before the eleciton's.

Take it out of context, post in on the Internet and insist it is true because it says so.
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Nishlord wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Is this all you losers do? Scour the net waiting for a republican scandal to break so you can post in on T1B in an attempt to "get over?"
But you told us on numerous occasions that it was all about the LIBERAL MEDIA and their HIDDEN AGENDA to BOMBARD US WITH SMEARS ABOUT THE NATURAL PARTY OF GOVERNMENT instead of telling us THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE LIBERATION OF IRAQ AND THE DEFENCE OF OUR FREEDOMS.

Can you make YOUR FUCKING MIND UP, please?
Me?

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BSmack wrote:
Derron wrote:And it NEVER existed before Bush was elected President. It is soley a factor of Republican leadership in the White House and both Houses.
Are you on meth?
Why no I am not...I just decided to parrot the Democratic line to see if I could get some run on a slow Friday morning...and I did.
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Derron wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Derron wrote:And it NEVER existed before Bush was elected President. It is soley a factor of Republican leadership in the White House and both Houses.
Are you on meth?
Why no I am not...I just decided to parrot the Democratic line to see if I could get some run on a slow Friday morning...and I did.
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Derron,

After reading the unintelligable spume that flows like diahorrea from your fingertips, the only thing I can scour the Net for is a non-recommended-by-pharmacists headache remedy.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:On MyYahoo.com (my home page) I have a link to the top AP news stories. If you think that just scanning the top AP news stories is "scouring" I'd suggest you stop snorting cocaine, Y2K. The paranoia is showing big time.
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Y2K wrote:Goobs,

Times are changing and so am I, every day American Citizens trade common sense to become pansy ass sheep led around by people who honestly don't give two fucks about us. I'm registered GOP but to be honest it's never been the basis of how I vote or form opinions, but I can't believe how fucking ridiculous it's become with the party power horseshit, people use the death of Servicemen as fodder and revel in failure because it makes the other guy look bad and don't do shit about changing it for no other reason than politics, people stand idly by as the other side gives shit excuses for sending our jobs elsewhere and letting illegals from all over the world come here and destroy what were the basis of many a family structure because money is the object and it's supposedly a dog eat dog world when the truth is they all are so deep in making money from it they couldn't give a fuck.

I'm becoming a fucking radical......

I blame Dinsdale.
YEP!,couldnt have said it better myself. Lets hope the pendulum swings back the other way from this rash of coruption of power.
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