Alrighty then...
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Goober McTuber
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Alrighty then...
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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BSmack
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Cicero's pregancy will have to wait until he finishes pledging Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
School officials investigating an apparent hazing ritual at a fraternity house on the University of Central Florida campus in which pledges were found in diapers, fairy wings and women's panties told Local 6 News that there is evidence that several of them may have been sexually assaulted.
School officials investigating an apparent hazing ritual at a fraternity house on the University of Central Florida campus in which pledges were found in diapers, fairy wings and women's panties told Local 6 News that there is evidence that several of them may have been sexually assaulted.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Uncle Fester
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SAE = Sleep And Eat
I once drank two bottles of champagne with a couple of girlies and wandered over to the SAE house in Madison at about 3:00 a.m. They had two gold cement lions in front of their house and my intention was to vomit all over them. I stood there for a while, waiting patiently, but never got sick. It was disappointing.
Another time, I crashed one of their rush parties and said I was from Iowa. I think I told them my major was "corn studies." It was kinda scary, because I only lived a block away and had they recognized me, I probably would have been beaten about the face and neck area. It wouldn't have been too bad, because at least I could have bled all over the dang lions.
Those lions mock me.
I once drank two bottles of champagne with a couple of girlies and wandered over to the SAE house in Madison at about 3:00 a.m. They had two gold cement lions in front of their house and my intention was to vomit all over them. I stood there for a while, waiting patiently, but never got sick. It was disappointing.
Another time, I crashed one of their rush parties and said I was from Iowa. I think I told them my major was "corn studies." It was kinda scary, because I only lived a block away and had they recognized me, I probably would have been beaten about the face and neck area. It wouldn't have been too bad, because at least I could have bled all over the dang lions.
Those lions mock me.