Any of you know this guy??

[Jack]

Police arrest naked man after he allegedly said he had a tool in his rectum!!

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

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I would not want to be the cop that had to stop and arrest that guy !!!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Someone needs to shove a glass dick up Jack's arse.

Do you even read the other threads, Jack?

[Jack]

Someone needs to shove a glass dick up Jack's arse.

Do you even read the other threads, Jack?

So that was you, MGO!!

I am sorry that you spend your life in here reading and remembering every thread...

but NO! I did not see this thread, otherwise I would not have started a new thread asking

if people would admit to knowing you and your bizzarre ways!!

Go back to your tree stump!!

[Y2K]

This thread will get better.....

Guaranteed

[silvurna]

The tool in question was really a Stihl chainsaw...the Congressional Page Signature model.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Your posts are terrible, Jack.

Just straight up, god-awful posts, you have.

[Gunslinger]

Your posts are terrible, Jack.

Just straight up, god-awful posts, you have.

You should go see his post in the Saddam thread, where he asks: "So how many virgins will Saddam get in heaven?"

Its always disturbing to see how much affect Glenn Beck, OReilly, etc has on the masses of ignorant morons in this country. Its the resean we label dangerous products in this country. Common sense tells you that bleach burns your eyes and smells awful, but Jack needs it labeled otherwise he's clueless to what it is. Just keep it nice and ignorant and Jack will be happy.

What made this post funny enough to him to post it, was the title the English language gives to mechanical devices that help aid us in our work and how that same title can be used for your wanker. It made him snort his cookies and milk.

[Cuda]

Its always disturbing to see how much affect Glenn Beck, OReilly, etc has on the masses of ignorant morons in this country. .

Not to mention the intelligent morons, such as yourself

[Dinsdale]

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

Last year, I was on a roadie, and my friend I was with went to visit some family in East Bay, so I took the opportunity to go visit an old buddy of mine in San Fran.

All was good, until the next morning, when I was still apparently intoxicated, but had to meet my friend bright and early. I was really hungover/drunk still, so naturally, I smoked some marijuana, to "take the edge off."

Long story short -- you really don't want to be wasted off your butt, white, and lost at an El Cerrito/Richmond/Oakland BART station.

Pretty freaking "cultural" though, I must admit. Although when that one dude blurred the line between screaming at his imaginary friend and screaming at me, it was time to go. The cops are even too scared to patrol them places.

You don't wanna be lost at an East Bay BART station...

[Y2K]

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

Whatever happened to boat drinks?

And who do we think we are imposing our quaint, out-moded moral value judgments on his harmless alternative lifestyle?

Unfortunately he was on the wrong side of the Bay, had he been properly schooled by fellow freaks he would have grabbed a bike and went to the Embarcadero Station in downtown San Fran. Once upstairs and into the crowd he could have strapped the Awl to his Bike Seat, stripped naked and proceeded to ride around town with it shoved up his ass with nary a worry about any trouble. Scrawl any Anti-War, Bush Bashing or the classic "No Blood For Oil" across your body and applause is sure to follow you as you express yourself. Since the Homeless openly piss and vomit in the street the freak would more than likely be able to Beat Off any time he feels the urge, Ask any enlightened naked protesting freak and they'll tell ya this works even better when children or tourists are present.

[Dinsdale]

I believe Y2K and I were, in fact, talking about the same San Francisco.

[Uncle Fester]

“When you’re talking about an awl or an ice pick and you’re dealing with somebody who’s fresh out of prison, it’s a weapon. That’s a stabbing instrument,” Horgan said.

Either that, or a projectile.