It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Atomic Punk
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:39 am
Your grandma has thick ankles. You have to watch out for them as they are tell tale signs they will get fat when they age.
BSmack wrote: Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Atomic Punk
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:59 am
If I start dating her, she might start pounding Bon Bon's and then the tards here will make fun of me for dating a fat chick.
BSmack wrote: Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Shoalzie
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by Shoalzie » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:10 am
R-Jack wrote: [disclaimer]Oh, don't get me wrong. I know nobody cares about me or my fucking family. [/disclaimer]
Talking about your family on a message board is a great idea...
Atomic Punk
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by Atomic Punk » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:19 am
R-Jack wrote: Atomic Punk wrote: If I start dating her, she might start pounding Bon Bon's and then the tards here will make fun of me for dating a fat chick.
Go ahead. Every man she has brought home has drank themselves to death, or left her after developing a nasty touch of alcaholism.
I guess you're in her express lane.
She could blind fold me and climb on top while I drink away. That would be great.
BSmack wrote: Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Mister Bushice
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by Mister Bushice » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:42 am
Maybe you could paint the patio bricks yellow, let her hang around out there for a while, and a house will fall on her.
You'll never be embarrassed again.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
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Sirfindafold
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by Sirfindafold » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:25 pm
There's a little music left in that old fiddle.
patsy stone
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by patsy stone » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:33 pm
R-Jack wrote:
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fat Bones
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by Fat Bones » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:46 pm
Sirfindafold wrote:
There's a little music left in that old fiddle.
Thanks...I choked on that one...
Cute kid, R Jack.
pron
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by pron » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:51 pm
Sirfindafold wrote: There's a little music left in that old fiddle.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:09 pm
Sirfindafold wrote:
There's a little music left in that old fiddle.
You gonna resin up the bow, sirfuckafold?
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
The Seer
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by The Seer » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:38 pm
Shoalzie wrote: R-Jack wrote: [disclaimer]Oh, don't get me wrong. I know nobody cares about me or my fucking family. [/disclaimer]
Talking about your family on a message board is a great idea...
And posting their pics is even better.......
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
Uncle Fester
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by Uncle Fester » Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:54 pm
Cute kid!
You have a nice house. How do you afford it? I thought you were a pants salesman at Penny's or sumpthing.
Cuda
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by Cuda » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:09 pm
He also gets a lot of rebates for switching long distance companies every couple of days
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Mississippi Neck
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by Mississippi Neck » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:07 pm
Sirfindafold wrote:
There's a little music left in that old fiddle.
That's a tune I dont want to hear
maverick. maverick. maverick. 8 yrs of Bush. 8 yrs of Bush. 8 yrs of Bush.
Uncle Fester
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by Uncle Fester » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:16 pm
That's a tune I dont want to hear
Cackling Hen?
Orange Blossom Special?
The Wreck of the Old '97?
Fat Bones
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by Fat Bones » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:32 pm
She'll Be Cummin' 'Round The Mountin'...
Mississippi Neck
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by Mississippi Neck » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:37 pm
How bout The Old Grey Mare just aint what she used to be..
maverick. maverick. maverick. 8 yrs of Bush. 8 yrs of Bush. 8 yrs of Bush.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:46 pm
Silver Threads Among the Gold
Dried Up, Tied & Dead To The World
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
mouse
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by mouse » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:30 pm
Can we photoshop these?
Not like I really needed your permision
Rack Fu
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by Rack Fu » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:21 am
Fu Jr.
patsy stone
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by patsy stone » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:34 am
Rack Fu wrote:
Soooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mississippi Neck
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by Mississippi Neck » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:54 am
Rack Fu wrote: Fu Jr.
I hope thats not 290 he's walking down...
maverick. maverick. maverick. 8 yrs of Bush. 8 yrs of Bush. 8 yrs of Bush.
mouse
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by mouse » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:32 am
Sirfindafold wrote:
There's a little music left in that old fiddle.
she's got some junk in her trunk! I bet you could sell that shit on ebay!
Rack Fu
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by Rack Fu » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:19 am
Mississippi Neck wrote: Rack Fu wrote: Fu Jr.
I hope thats not 290 he's walking down...
What you don't see is the picture taken a couple of moments before that one in which I was too busy trying to snap a good picture and not paying attention to the 16 month old about to step off a 6" curb. I actually took a pic in mid fall.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:40 am
Rack Fu wrote: What you don't see is the picture taken a couple of moments before that one in which I was too busy trying to snap a good picture and not paying attention to the 16 month old about to step off a 6" curb.
Could've been MUCH more dangerous than that, bro.
Rack Fu
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by Rack Fu » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:11 am
No shopping cart?
montinelevin
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by montinelevin » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:58 am
Wait till he finds out his dad posts on a message board and has nic called "Rack Fu" and he made him live in the burbs...
His future...
I'm sure "Fu" will be proud of him...
It's just what the kids in the "burbs" do.
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Rack Fu
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by Rack Fu » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:52 pm
Wait until you have kids and...
Oh wait, homosexuals don't procreate.
All that said, I do see the error of my ways. I think I'll move from my nice house in the 'burbs, quit my job and travel the ren faire circuit and live in some third world looking crack house in San Fran. That'll give my kid the future that he deserves. I'll show him!
BBMarley
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by BBMarley » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:21 pm
Yeah fuckers.... I'm back
patsy stone
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by patsy stone » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:22 pm
Ok BBMarley's kid might be the cutest. Just might!
Neely8
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by Neely8 » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:28 pm
patsy stone wrote: Ok BBMarley's kid might be the cutest. Just might!
I will have to get a picture of little Neely in his Power Rangers costume up here.........
BBMarley
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by BBMarley » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:31 pm
Neely8 wrote: patsy stone wrote: Ok BBMarley's kid might be the cutest. Just might!
I will have to get a picture of little Neely in his Power Rangers costume up here.........
Bring it bitch!! :D
Yeah fuckers.... I'm back
mouse
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by mouse » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:19 pm
Terry in Crapchester
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by Terry in Crapchester » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:49 pm
Atomic Punk wrote: If I start dating her, she might start pounding Bon Bon's and then the tards here will make fun of me for dating a fat chick.
Thanks. \/ \/ \/
War Wagon wrote: The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
mouse
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by mouse » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:00 pm
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Dinsdale
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by Dinsdale » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:17 am
Mouse...what the fuck is wrong with you, to come up with something so morbid?
Actually, a better question is what the fuck is wrong with me , that I giggled like Titlover in a boy's lockerroom when I saw that?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one