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Cicero wrote:Regardless of tonight's outcome, mine wont change.

1 Colts
2 Bears
3 Broncos
4 Patriots
5 Rams


28 Cardinals
29 Titans
30 Browns
31 Raiders
32 Lions
Who won yesterdays game convincingly again?


I'd tell you to stop being an utter dumbfuck, but it'd be like telling the sun not to come up every day.


Fucking tard.
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Both of you can go fuck yourselves. The reason the Bears are #2 is b/c they squeaked by the Cardinals. Yeah FL people are dumber than Cali fags.:meds:

Both of you overrate your self worth.
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What, no 'Skins for the bottom 5? And to think, they've worked so hard to earn it...




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Cicero wrote:Yeah FL people are dumber than Cali fags.

especially the one that are unaware that the dolphins are an NFL team.
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I - IND
2 - DEN
3 - BAL
4 - NE
5 - NYG

28 - CLE
29 - HST
30 - TEN
31 - TB
32 - ARZ
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1 Colts
2 Broncos
3 Bears
4 Giants
5 Ravens


28 Texans
29 Bucs
30 Titans
31 Raiders
32 Cardinals
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What kind of dumbfuck posts in this thread on a Monday afternoon?



Oh wait............
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mvscal wrote:I don't think the outcome of the Raider/Shehawk game is going to have much impact on the top five list one way or another.
You're right.

Too bad it will on the bottom 5.



Besides, who can pass up slapping Sissyroo on his daily dumbfuckery?
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Raydah James wrote:
mvscal wrote:I don't think the outcome of the Raider/Shehawk game is going to have much impact on the top five list one way or another.
You're right.

Too bad it will on the bottom 5.



Besides, who can pass up slapping Sissyroo on his daily dumbfuckery?

You're a moron if you dont think the Duhs are in the Bottom 5 of the League. That's why I didnt waste anytime in posting my List. It would be nice if you posted a list once in a while instead of always coming in here and biting people's ankles.
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At the halfway mark, the pretenders have been exposed. Here's who still standing in the top 5 rankings in my book.

1. Indy
2. Denver
3. New England
4. Baltimore
5. Kansas City
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War Wagon wrote:
5. Kansas City
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Who should be ranked ahead of them, then?
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The NFC doesnt exist anymore?



Dumbfuck.
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Raydah James wrote:The NFC doesnt exist anymore?
Not in the top 5

Where's your list?
Dumbfuck.
Speaking of dumbfucks, nice effort with that pic of LJ after he just reeled off consecutive games of 155 and 172 rushing yards behind a makeshift O-line, against two of the better run D's in the league.

Dumbfuck.
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mvscal wrote: Bears, Giants, Saints and Chargers are all superior teams.
Now it's my turn to laugh, because I knew somebody would come back with that noise.

Nice job getting by those juggernaut Brownstains at home yesterday, no doubt.

Who have the Chargers beaten so far?

Oakland, twice
Tennesee
Pittspuke
San Fran
Cleveland

Yeah, awesome resume there.

Btw, KC beat San Diego.
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mvscal wrote:BTW, they are ahead of you in the standings.

You lose.
What, you mean W-L counts?
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mvscal wrote:BTW, they are ahead of you in the standings.
Not after next week.
Also we haven't played Oakland twice.
So sue me.

I'll go look it up. I'm sure it was another toughie, though.

edit: St. Loser, oh yeah.
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Mikey wrote:
mvscal wrote:BTW, they are ahead of you in the standings.

You lose.
What, you mean W-L counts?
Last I checked, they don't hand out any playoff spots after 8 games, even though you were ready to crown 'em SB champs after just 2.

So no, for the purposes of ranking the best teams right now, W-L records don't count.

Thanks for playing, though.
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War Wagon wrote:At the halfway mark, the pretenders have been exposed. Here's who still standing in the top 5 rankings in my book.

1. Indy
2. Denver
3. New England
4. Baltimore
5. Kansas City

...Geebus Dave....even for you this is a freeking stretch..no its a freeking joke! Right?
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ChargerMike wrote: ...Geebus Dave....even for you this is a freeking stretch..no its a freeking joke! Right?
Not at all, though I did know that I'd have a few folks in here wetting there panties over it.

I wouldn't waste time ranking my team in the top five just to be joking, because pretty much if I didn't feel they belonged there, I wouldn't give a shit what any other dumbfucks in here thought in the first place.

In other words... No, I'm not trolling.

Oh wait, you have to wait until a team is actually ahead of another in the standings before thinking they might be better?

Tough shit. I call it how I (myopically, granted) see it.

The NFC is a joke, and the Chargers are an over-rated fraud.

You no likey that take? Good!
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I get it.

W-L doesn't count halfway through the season.
Nor does virtually every conceivable team offensive and defensive stat.

But an early season 3 point home win means everything.

Gee it's fun watching an ass continually make even a bigger ass of hiimself.
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It's even more fun watching an ignorant, presumptious dumbfuck like you try to make himself look smart about football.

ps; It ain't working.
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1. Colts
2. Broncos
3. Bears
4. Chargers
5. Patriots

28. Browns / Steelers Tie
29. Texans
30. Titans
31. Raiders
32. Cardinals
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War Wagon wrote:It's even more fun watching an ignorant, presumptious dumbfuck like you try to make himself look smart about football.

ps; It ain't working.
Football knowledge smack.

:meds:

Coming from you that's almost funny.
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Mikey wrote:
War Wagon wrote:It's even more fun watching an ignorant, presumptious dumbfuck like you try to make himself look smart about football.

ps; It ain't working.
Football knowledge smack.

:meds:

Coming from you that's almost funny.
Almost?

Let's see what body of work your football knowledge encompasses, shall we?
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Because you are a PUSSY, that's why.

Just another front running bitch who loves to run their mouth, but doesn't actually back up their incredibly weak ass takes with any substance.

Fuck off, cunt.
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Looks like I was correct in posting my list early. Like there was any doubt.
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War Wagon wrote:
Oops, no Mikey there, (or R'Lames or mvtool) and why is that?
So, one has to play a little game to prove one's knowledge and show "substance"?

How very grown up of you.
I'll bet you really rock at Chutes and Ladders.

Fuck that and fuck you.
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1. Indianapolis
2. Chicago
3. San Diego
4. Denver
5. New England

28. Pittsburgh
29. Tennessee
30. Houston
31. Tampa Bay
32. Arizona
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1. Indy
2. Chicago
3. B-more
4t. San Diego
4t. Denver

32. 'Zona
31. 'Duhs
30. Tennessee
29. Tampa Bay
28. Stillers
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Another day, another Whitey Wagon beatdown.
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1. Indy
2. Chicago
3. Baltimore
4. Denver
5. New England



28. Raiders
29. Steelers
30. Tennessee
31. Buccaneers
32. Tardinals




Christ, reading a Whitey post is akin to being bukakked with stupid.
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shaolzie: How do you NOT have that pathetic raider team in your bottom five? My bucs absolutely suck but they suck worse. They are gawd awful. Not even a spark on that team.....

wags: KC? Top five? I'm sure you meant ALL-TIME, right? KCmyopia never dies......too fucking funny.
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1. Indy
2. Chigago
3. New England
4. Dungver
5. San Diego

28. S.F.
29. Detroit
30. Oakland
31. Arizona
32. Tennessee
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BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Listen fatty, insignificant? You are the all-time cryin ryan cyber bitch. You just don't get it. Never will.
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1. Indy
2. Denver
3. N.E.
4. NYG
5. B-more

28. Pittsburgh
29. Tennessee
30. SF
31. AZ
32. Oakland
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Goober McTuber wrote:Another day, another Whitey Wagon beatdown.
Right.

Goobs, the likes of Lames, mvtool, Mikey, and yourself couldn't beat down a tuna noodle casserole, much less an internet bad-ass gangstah like myself.

But hey, it looks like Paul wants to join the posse, so help is on the way.
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
War Wagon wrote:But hey, it looks like Paul wants to join the posse, so help is on the way.
Just because I disagree with you on the Trent Green/Damon Huard debate?

Paranoid much?
Take a few days off mom, you are "paranoid" you're having a bad week!
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Dec 10th
Dec 24th

You will know who the best team in the league is. They do not have a stellar record but they will probably be my favorite from here on out, especially if they make the move they need to. The AFC playoffs are gonna be a mother and guess what, PIT WON'T BE THERE, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YOU SUCK! Household name.....bwahahahahahaha. What a dumbass.

We'll probably get a NWE vs. IND or DEN vs either and a BAL vs. JAX would be epic.



Dec 31

We will kinow if The Saints can handle Carolina.

The South will be in The Superbowl, whether that is ATL, CAR or NO.....that's going to be fun.

None of these teams need wait in fear of the AFC.
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1. Indianapolis
2. New England
3. Denver
4. Chicago
5. Baltimore

28. Miami
29. Tennessee
30. San Francisco
31. Oakland
32. Arizona
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War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Another day, another Whitey Wagon beatdown.
Right.

Goobs, the likes of Lames, mvtool, Mikey, and yourself couldn't beat down a tuna noodle casserole, much less an internet bad-ass gangstah like myself.

But hey, it looks like Paul wants to join the posse, so help is on the way.
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