_I got my Food Stamps today! (_8^(I)

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:22 pm

Thank you Tax payers on this forum. Thank you JTR for working hard doing those wonderful commericials I have on HD as I watch them on a daily basis.
Tonight as my out of work ass eats T Bone steak and Bree cheese, I will think of all of you hard working asshats.
God Bless Bush and America!

"Oh happy days"

come on! sing along with me.....

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:30 pm

is it true that you can't buy soap with food stamps?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:34 pm

In St. Paul, you can go down to one of the grocery stores on food stamp day and see people selling them for cash. I think they get about 50 cents on the dollah. Then it's off to the casinos and crack dealers.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:36 pm

No soap?

Oh shit I never though of that? Not like I use it anyway.

You can't get Beer,soap.trash bags,dog food,school supplies,etc....

But yet you can get all the Bacon , Gummy bears, and Dr Peppers you want till your heart gives out.

somehow I am already starting to feel guilty...........

It's kinda hard to think about all the snacks I will eat tonight when others have went months without food...

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:52 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Out of work? I thought you were doing stand up comedy?

If they knew I did stand up? they may want to give me medicare also..

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:44 pm

Food stamps are overrated. You can't buy booze with em.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:18 am

^ Rack! I remember those days in the in 70s when my mom got real stamps. To be honest there are many stores on the east and west side of San Antonio that let you buy Beer and sigs with stamps. There are owned by pakistan people.

In fact I know a drug dealer who takes stamps,@ 40% book value. But I would never take advantage of you working fools. I rather your hard earned money go to the war in Iraq to help get another collage kid shot.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:29 am

Down here in texas it's called the lonestar card. You would think they would let you buy lonestar beer, The beer in texas is like a sports drink, I see all kinds of kids at the picnics drinking beer and the parents laughing at which kid will fall down first.

I wish they had that card back in 1976, when my mom would pull out that thick book of stamps you could see some folks laughing. When she would send me to the corner store to get milk I would have to wait until everyone was out of the store before i would purchase my milk. Sometimes you would see someone from school walk in right when I was about to pay.

Sometimes it would be a cute girl I liked, I was so embarassed I don't think I ever fully recovered from it today still. It may very well be the reason I am the loser I am today from all the humiliation I endured at the price of the hard working tax payers.

Can I sue the State?

FATALFART · Post by **FATALFART** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:48 am

can u use your food stamps at subway?