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K-Fed booted by Britney

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Per Fox News.
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Thank you, Rona Barrett.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Thank you, Rona Barrett.
[zysdale]I interviewed her for a radio show a few years ago.[/zysdale]
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It was mainly posted for GP.
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TMZ.com wrote:Is Britney better off without him?
Yes 97%
No 3%
Total Votes: 39,030
How the hell did "no" even get 3%?
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"K-Fed" must have a DSL line.
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Dude made out well. He got to bang britney when she looked good, and the prenup gets him 300K for each of the 2 years they were married.

with that, and the $6.36 he'll make from his CD and tour, he's doing alright for a lunk head from Fresno.
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Mister Bushice wrote:Dude made out well. He got to bang britney when she looked good, and the prenup gets him 300K for each of the 2 years they were married.

with that, and the $6.36 he'll make from his CD and tour, he's doing alright for a lunk head from Fresno.


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If he wants to save on decorating, she is available as a rebounder......


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Fuck, you people suck.





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And if it's a red X, kindly fuck off in advance.
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red x faggot.
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Whoa whoa whoa, you just back the truck right the fuck on up, mister.


Several replies deep, and I have to be the one to post a OG Britney pic...

and I'M the faggot?

I don't think so there, buddy.
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Dinsdale wrote:Fuck, you people suck.
Says the guy trolling for pics of Britney on the internet.
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What an outright display of faggotry this thread has become.

First, some very old, iron-clad trollboard rules weren't observed.

When I made an attempt to rectify the problem, I was ridiculed for it. And really, if not for looking at her prenatal body, she's pretty much worthless.


So, if this thread wasn't about a former hottie of some accliam being newly single and the possibility that she might have gone far enough downhill that she might entertain the idea of fucking a Troll™...


what was it about, exactly?

What...you guys want to sit here and gossip about the trials and tribulations of Britney's personal life?

Is Oprah on vacation this week or something?

And you want to call me a "fag"?

You're out of your fucking minds, homos.
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Goober McTuber wrote:"K-Fed" must have a DSL line.
That would make the greatest cable internet commercial ever...

-- Britney, all hot again, which she'd BETTER get, and her seeing the results of that poll, and saying, "how did he even get 3%?"

-- Cutaway to shot of a Federline-lookalike (or the real thing... he's stupid enough not to realize he's being made fun of) sitting at a computer in a dingy trailer somewhere, click-refresh-click-refresh.

-- "Voiceover. Yeah, our internet is THAT fast."

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Mister Bushice wrote:with that, and the $6.36 he'll make from his CD and tour, he's doing alright for a lunk head from Fresno.
I reallllllllly don't think that many people are going to buy his CD or go see him on tour. Ya think?!?! :?
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I blame the gays getting married for the failure of this marriage.
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TenTallBen wrote:
TMZ.com wrote:Is Britney better off without him?
Yes 97%
No 3%
Total Votes: 39,030
How the hell did "no" even get 3%?
How the hell did over 39,000 people give enough of a fuck to care about this?
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Nishlord wrote:
How the hell did over 39,000 people give enough of a fuck to care about this?
They had to click one way or another, as part of ordering their Fleshlight online.
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And I thought that they would be married forever.

Shame on me. :meds:
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Dinsdale wrote:Whoa whoa whoa, you just back the truck right the fuck on up, mister.


Several replies deep, and I have to be the one to post a OG Britney pic...

and I'M the faggot?

I don't think so there, buddy.


I'm with ya...I'm rooting for her to come back....but she has some work to do.....


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While we're waiting for miracles......remember this?


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"Guess"?

I'd say way too many late night trips to Taco Bell.
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Nishlord wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
TMZ.com wrote:Is Britney better off without him?
Yes 97%
No 3%
Total Votes: 39,030
How the hell did "no" even get 3%?
How the hell did over 39,000 people give enough of a fuck to care about this?
They don't have a life..unlike us, using their spare time constructively by posting here.
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Ought to be a good fight, but husbands track record will shadow his results...
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mvscal wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
TMZ.com wrote:Is Britney better off without him?
Yes 97%
No 3%
Total Votes: 39,030
How the hell did "no" even get 3%?
Paparazzi looking to continue exploiting their white trash soap opera.
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The Seer wrote:If he wants to save on decorating, she is available as a rebounder......


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